Announcements

All important notices will appear here. If something has gone wrong, this is probably where we explained it. Please check regularly. Management assumes no responsibility for consequences resulting from not doing so.

GENERAL NOTICE

Please note: After last week’s incident

Any and all discussions regarding the works and/or literary talents of a certain romance author are strictly prohibited while Umberto is in the building.

This includes:

  • Debates about character depth.
  • Speculation on “who the real author is.”
  • Dramatic readings.
  • Sharing Fan art (especially the anatomically ambitious kind).

Violators will be asked to leave immediately, or faster, if Umberto hears you first.

Entertainment Wanted

The Goblin’s Grin is currently seeking bards, dancers, musicians, jugglers, or anyone else who can keep a room entertained without setting it on fire.

Experience preferred. Talent optional.
Ability to dodge thrown mugs a plus.

Auditions held Wednesday morning. Payment in coin, drinks, or survival.

Due to last week’s unfortunate incident, acts involving geese will no longer be considered.

Upcoming Closure

The Goblins Grin will be closed on the 42nd of this month for a private function.
Please see the manager for any complaints

Kitchen Staff Needed

The Goblin’s Grin is seeking kitchen staff capable of preparing quality meals with minimal kitchen facilities.

Applicants should be comfortable working around:

  • Inconsistent heat
  • Limited surfaces
  • Equipment of uncertain origin

Experience preferred. Adaptability essential.

Apply at the bar.
Please do not ask what happened to the rest of the kitchen.

General Notice

  • Downstairs renovations are (mostly) complete. Please enjoy the new wobbly chairs and uneven tables responsibly.
  • Upstairs remains under construction and is off-limits to patrons. The privy is just at the top of the stairs—don’t wander.
  • Please welcome Az (Security) and Iestyn (Bar Manager). They are large and small, respectively, and both terrifying in their own way.
  • Bones, the cat, is real. He is also brittle. Pet at your own risk. Or don’t. PLEASE STOP TRYING TO FEED HIM: Food passes straight through him and the mess is intolerable.