Chronicles of Klept: Chapter X
Day woke us all at first light. There’s something quietly unnerving about Elves. It’s not the pointy ears or the grace, but the way they don’t sleep. Just sit there. Still. Watching. What’s even more unnerving is that I haven’t seen Day make any adjustments to his hair at all and yet it’s still immaculate.
Everyone began to rise – Umberto lay coo-ing and clutching his Dongswallower signed parchment. In this moment, soft and childlike, he was the exact antithesis of the raging destructive force he usually displayed.
Carrie fluttered above him and muttered ‘he’s so sweet when he sleeps’
“Trust me, it doesn’t last long,” Din replied. He stoked the embers of last night’s fire and set about cooking a simple breakfast.
The morning discussion quickly turned to yesterday’s events and the recent discoveries.
“Three medallions,” Trunch looked at Wikis who reluctantly removed them from wherever they were being kept in her coat, “and a brick that seems to resurrect the dead” – that was produced wrapped and kept off the ground (just in case).
“That’s just what came from the graveyard,” Day added, looking to Yak who, in between mouthfuls of breakfast, produced the small metallic box he had found in the Lenn house.
“There’s two brooches in here, not medallions but the same symbol. The wilted Dandelion flower in a bed of thorns.” Yak spoke with a mouthful of crumbs.
“Don’t forget the list” Carrie cried out “There was some kind of list in the box as well.”
Inside the box was also a folded piece of parchment paper. It seemed to be a list of some kind but it was written in a language that none of the group could translate.
“It might be a list of people we should try and find or ‘talk to’” Umberto grunted lifting his axe above his head as if it were a dumbbell and he was doing morning reps.
“It could be an old family recipe for cabbage soup for all we know,” Din added forlornly. No one had spoken about his trance – there seemed to be a general agreement that he would talk about it when he was ready, but something was different about him. He had sat, not moving, not making a sound, in front of that Sparkwhisker gravestone for over an hour.
“We should return to Dawnsheart,” I said, with the tone of a man who very much hoped someone responsible would take over soon. I, Klept, had no intention of loitering about like a spare coin at a beggar’s feast. I wanted to see Tufulla, partly to report our findings, but mostly to be officially and ceremoniously relieved of my continued association with this increasingly unpredictable group. “We should inform him of what we’ve uncovered,” I added, hopefully. “Surely the White Ravens have the appropriate personnel, enchanted implements, and overall constitution to deal with… well, this.”
The group didn’t agree, or disagree with me. They nodded – items were packed away and we began the slow walk back to Dawnsheart.
About 25 minutes into our walk, Day spoke up.
“Didn’t we make this trip in a cart yesterday?”
There was a moment of silence. Heads turned.
“Wait…” Carrie said, fluttering above the group with a piece of breakfast still in her hand. “We did have a cart. And mules. We just… left them back at the graveyard, didn’t we?”
She gave a cheerful shrug. “Well, at least they’ll keep the grass down. Brandt doesn’t seem interested in the job anymore.”
Umberto stopped walking. Slowly, deliberately, he turned to look at me.
“You were there, Klept. You wrote it down, didn’t you? That’s why you’re here isn’t it?” Umberto barked, thrusting one hand out flat like he was offering a target. Then he stabbed his other finger into his palm with the force of someone nailing down a coffin lid, “to write things down, so they are remembered. You do know how to write, don’t you?”
I blinked.
“The cart. The almost comfortable, not-walking cart. That should’ve been chronicled.”
“I was focused more on the rising dead and resurrecting bricks, actually,” I replied.
“Well, maybe next time, you could scribble ‘TAKE THE CART’ in big letters somewhere between your divine doodles and graveyard haikus,” Umberto muttered, hoisting his axe onto his shoulder and trudging onward. “Unbelievable. After all the undead nonsense and the lack of answers, we’re walking back to town? On foot?”
“We did also get a box of possibly cursed accessories and a brick that raises the dead.” Din spoke for the first time in a while.
“Oh good. A brick.” Umberto sighed and trudged on, muttering to himself. “I told the old man bringing a chronicler was just asking for disappointment.”
I opened my mouth but Trunch just shook his head at me, pleading with me not to say anything.
That’s when Yak appeared beside me. I hadn’t seen him approach — which is typical, if mildly disconcerting.
“Don’t worry too much,” he said quietly, eyes on the path ahead. “He’s always cranky.”
He reached into one of the many folds of his robe and, with a magician’s sleight of hand, produced half a sizzlecake — slightly squashed.
“For you,” he said, placing it in my hand like a sacred relic.
I stared at it.
“Was this…?”
“Let’s not ask too many questions,” Yak replied, patting me on the shoulder before walking away.
I took a bite.
It was, against all odds, still surprisingly pleasant.
Umberto didn’t speak to me for the next ten minutes. I considered it a gift.
We arrived back in Dawnsheart through the northwest gate around mid-morning.
The town was alive—carts rattling, vendors shouting, boots on stone—but there was a thin layer of unease beneath the bustle, like tension tucked just under the cobblestones. The energy was there, yes—but the cheer had gone missing.
A pair of guards stood at the gate, and one of them, broad-shouldered, breakfast crumbs still on his collar, stepped forward with a hand raised. His eyes narrowed as he took us in.
Wikis, ever subtle, was scanning rooftops like she expected an ambush. Umberto was visibly clenching his fists and radiating barely-contained fury. Din looked tired. Trunch looked like a man mentally budgeting for incoming chaos.
Yak, who had somehow materialized from nowhere, was the first the guard seemed to recognize. A flicker of memory crossed his face.
Then he saw me.
“Klept?” he asked, straightening a little. “Reader Klept?”
I nodded, perhaps a little more formally than necessary. “In the flesh. Though slightly more bruised than yesterday.”
Recognition settled across the guard’s face like dust returning to a shelf. I remembered him now, he’d been stationed in the square yesterday, during the golem attack in the cathedral.
He lowered his hand. “Apologies. You lot just… you don’t exactly blend.”
“I suppose that’s true,” I said, glancing at my travelling companions. “This lot seem to specialize in public disruption and questionable timing.”
That earned a tired, wry smile from the guard. Umberto glared at me. Carrie hmpfed.
Then the guard gave a small nod toward the cathedral.
“The High Reader gave the prophecy read last evenin’. Didn’t sit well with many folk. Not that the message was bad, just… heavy. Said sometimes prophecy don’t mean what it seems. It’s not about what it says, but how we face it.”
He looked out over the streets, where the morning light painted everything in gold and shadow.
“Folk are still talking about it. Quiet, like. But it’s sticking. Moods likely to be down for a while”
“I guess the taverns will do a bit more business then” Day spoke carefully, as if assessing whether a joke would be appropriate or not.
“I ‘spect they will, which likely means a bit more work for us. Just make sure you lot aren’t caught up in it” he cast a wary gaze over the group, lingering on Umberto and Wikis just long enough to imply he knew their type.
“We promise to be on our best behavior” Din raised a hand in what may or mat not have been mock respect.
The guard nodded curtly, stepped aside, and waved us through with one hand.
As soon as she was past, Carrie turned and stuck her tongue out at him, careful to make sure he didn’t notice.
As we passed through the gates, the town unfurled before us — familiar, but quieter. Dawnsheart always had its share of weariness, but now it wore it openly, like a shawl draped too tightly against a coming storm.
The guard’s words lingered. The message isn’t always what it seems.
I remembered the Read. The light on the glyphs. The pattern that emerged.
The mention of the arrival of outsiders.
At the time, I assumed it meant foreign diplomats. A traveling scholar. Perhaps a metaphor.
I did not assume it referred to a gnome who screams at skeletons, a changeling with a pastry pouch, or a halfling who treats valuable relics like spare buttons.
And yet, here they are. Loud. Chaotic.
And just possibly, the beginning of something.
They fought. They bled. They risked their lives for people they didn’t know, against enemies they didn’t understand.
But they also bickered, interrogated a child, and nearly set a graveyard on fire.
Outsiders, certainly. Whether they’re the right ones… that remains to be seen.
I tightened my grip on my journal. The path was lit, yes — but by torchlight or wildfire, I couldn’t yet tell.
As we rounded the bend toward Dawnsheart’s town square, the road widened and the cobbles began to warm up beneath our feet as the sun beamed down. A gentle breeze stirred the smoke rising from hearth chimneys, curling it into lazy spirals above the rooftops.
That’s when we saw them—half a dozen children darting through the street ahead, shrieking with laughter. One had a stick shaped like a wooden sword, another wore a too-big helmet that slipped over his eyes with every step. They raced past us in a flurry of giggles and scuffed boots.
But one boy slowed as he passed. He was barefoot, wild-haired, and gripping a battered broomstick between his legs. He wasn’t galloping like a knight or cackling like a pretend witch. No, he crouched low, face serious with determination, steering his “steed” through invisible waves.
Across the cobblestones, he shouted, “Hold steady, bean! Don’t you dare sink now!”
And then he kicked off again, paddle-miming wildly, skimming around the corner like it were a sacred lake.
Wikis stopped mid-sentence. Din tilted his head.
Trunch kept walking, oblivious, until Yak appeared beside him and gently placed a hand on his shoulder.
“Trunch,” he said quietly, nodding toward the scene.
Just then, a girl with a crooked braid and scraped knees glanced up and saw us. Her eyes lingered. First on Din, then on Wikis, then finally on Trunch. A look passed over her face: the kind that knows a story when it sees one.
She didn’t say a word.
But Trunch saw it too. He stepped forward, raised a finger to his lips in a gentle shush, and gave her a single, conspiratorial wink.
The girl giggled, turned on her heel, and bolted after her friends, grinning so wide it might’ve wrapped around her head.
Yak and Umberto stood beside Trunch, one hand each on his shoulders.
“This is how it starts,” Umberto murmured, half-whispering. “A bean. A wink. A game. And soon, your actions become the stuff of legend.”
Yak nodded solemnly. “Next thing you know, they’re naming pies after you.”
Trunch said nothing. But he cleared his throat quietly, and for a moment, the ever-so-slightest tilt of his head made him look taller. Like maybe, just maybe, he was standing a little prouder.
We walked on, the story we carried leaving beginning to take root among the cobbled streets. Until, several steps later, Carrie fluttered around to face Trunch.
Her eyes lit up.
“Oh my gosh,” she gasped, jabbing her finger at him like she’d uncovered a scandal. “You were the guy. On the bean. At the festival.”
We made our way toward the cathedral, because that’s what you do when you have unanswered questions and your backpack is full of cursed heirlooms. You go to the man who wears a fancy robe on purpose.
At least, that was the intention.
What I’ve noticed with this group is that they operate less on a collective focus and more on something that resembles the curiosity of a pack of particularly inquisitive raccoons. All it takes is a flash of light, a wafting odor, or a loud noise and they are drawn to it like drunkards to unattended baked goods.
We made it as far as the town square.
A commotion had gathered near the community notice board, shouting, scuffling, and the unmistakable tone of someone being publicly humiliated.
“It should be mine by right!” a man’s voice rang out.
“Make him fight for it!” another yelled.
“Sign up for the fight, you pompous prick!” a woman cheered.
The group looked at each other.
“Sign up for the fight?” Wikis mouth at them quizzically.
That was all it took.
Umberto surged toward the chaos with the enthusiasm of a man who’d just heard the words “public violence” and “legal loophole” in the same sentence. Wikis followed close behind, eyes already scanning the crowd for opportunity, exits, and pocketable valuables. Din trailed them with the reluctant gait of someone who had seen how these things usually ended—and knew they were going to end that way again.
“What’s going on?” Umberto barked, elbowing his way through the throng.
A short, red-faced woman with an apron half-off her shoulder turned to him. “People get to sign up for a fight, winner gets—”
She didn’t finish.
By the time she’d managed her second breath, Umberto had already grabbed the charcoal stub from a dangling string and scrawled his name across the sign-up sheet pinned to the board. The handwriting was furious, the letters all uppercase and slightly aggressive, like the parchment had offended him and he was teaching it a lesson.
The rest of the group, swept along in the Umberto-shaped wake, began inspecting the notice as well. Several names already adorned the list, some in elegant, calligraphic flourishes, others with the jagged scrawl of someone trying to spell while mid-punch. None of them, however, had quite the sheer volume of personality as the newly added UMBERTO.
The fight, it seemed, would be held the next morning. Sign-ups closed that afternoon.
“A fight’s a fight,” Umberto said with a shrug. “And this one’s legal. That’s practically recreational.”
One by one, the others began adding their names to the list.
“I suppose maybe we should find out what we’re fighting for?” Trunch offered dryly, his quill hovering just above the parchment.
“I don’t need a reason,” Umberto said, rolling his shoulders. “Just a fight. Bit of physical therapy, if you know what I mean.”
Din leaned in, squinting at the fine print. “Weaponry permitted if both combatants agree… magic allowed but single-target only—‘no fireballs or area of effect’… reasonable.”
Carrie fluttered in front of the board, tracing the list of names with a finger. “Wait, if the matches are random, does that mean we might end up fighting each other?”
“Oh,” she said brightly, looking at Trunch. “Can I fight you?”
“I’d rather not,” Trunch replied, calm but already bracing for a future where that was somehow inevitable.
Wikis was still staring at the sign-up sheet like it was hiding something. “Do we know if the prize is cursed?” she asked. “It feels cursed. I just think someone should ask.”
Yak, from behind her, silently signed his name upside-down and backwards with a flourish. “If it’s cursed, all the better,” he said.
Trunch finally signed with a sigh, then turned to look at each of us in turn. Not dramatically, not accusingly—just… sizing us up.
His gaze was slow. Measuring. Like a man mentally sorting tools into those that would last in a storm, and those that might snap.
And just beside him, Day stood motionless, arms folded, watching the group with that same unreadable calm he always wore—only this time, his eyes weren’t distant. They were studying.
He didn’t speak. He didn’t need to.
You could feel it. He was running calculations behind those eyes. Not just strategy—but probabilities. Weaknesses. Openings.
That’s when it hit me.
A sudden, quiet understanding clicked into place, like a blade slipping into its sheath. Clean. Unsettling.
At the core of it, this group—this party, this gloriously disjointed collection of chaos—was still made up of strangers. They had fought side by side, yes. Shared meals, near-deaths, occasional goats. But under all that, there were still vast unknowns between them.
Fighting alongside someone is one thing. Knowing what they’ll do when you’re in their way… that’s something else entirely.
Trunch was already thinking about it.
Day already knew.
Because this tournament wasn’t about strangers anymore.
It was about what happens when allies become opponents.
And there was a very real possibility that someone in this group might actually win.
I swallowed.
Now, more than ever, I wanted to ensure that my connection to them—this assignment as chronicler—would end. And soon. Before I got pulled even deeper into something I was already beginning to regret more thoroughly than most of my theological education.
That’s when the crowd parted—literally.
A massive orc muscled his way through the square with the slow, unstoppable confidence of a glacier wearing boots. He didn’t shout. He didn’t growl. He didn’t need to.
People moved.
He stepped up to the sign-up sheet like it owed him money.
Someone had just finished signing up. They turned, looked up and stood frozen with the stub still in hand. The orc loomed silently at his side, a living monument to muscle and menace. The poor fellow looked up, wide-eyed, then slowly—trembling—extended the charcoal like an offering. The orc didn’t look at anyone. Didn’t ask if it was his turn. Just grabbed the charcoal and started writing—if you could call it that.
Two letters. Big ones.
AZ
They swallowed three names whole and took a solid bite out of a fourth. The strokes were thick, messy, and somehow aggressively earnest. The kind of letters you’d expect from a toddler discovering uppercase for the first time—and winning. The letters were thick and clumsy, but the way he formed them? That took effort. Focus. Pride.
And it wasn’t just the writing. I clocked the way he held that charcoal. Like it meant something. Like it was more than a tool.
Then, just as silently, he turned and walked away. No words. No threat. Just the echo of his footsteps and the lingering scent of muscle oil and oh no.
The pompous man from earlier—the one shouting about inheritance rights and tradition—simply nodded as the orc passed. The nod of a man who had just outsourced his fistfight.
The silence that followed was thick enough to chew. One or two names on the list were quickly and quietly crossed off by their respective owners—no fuss, no comment, just a sudden and profound change of heart.
Carrie cleared her throat and turned to Wikis.
“Okay,” she said. “We really need to find out what we’re fighting for. Especially if it means fighting him. Or…” she glanced sideways at Day and Trunch, who were still eyeing each other with quiet calculation, “each other.”
Wikis slowly nodded, still staring after the orc.
“It’s a property dispute,” one woman explained leaning in, arms crossed, eyes fixed on the growing list of contenders. “Fights are drawn at random from those who sign up. Winner moves on to the next round. Last fighter standing at the end of the day wins the deed.”
“The fancy-looking fellow over there”, she gestured with her chin toward a well-dressed gentleman who was gesturing animatedly to what looked like a city official, “he thinks it ought to be his. Says his father owned it.”
“But!” piped up an older man in an enormous hat, stepping in like he was sharing state secrets, “his father’s will says the property has to be won. That’s how he got it, years back. Won it in a card game.”
Trunch and Day had stopped sizing the group up and had begun to listen. Umberto stood, arms crossed watching the orc lumber across the square.
“I heard it was a chicken race,” someone added.
“Pie-eating contest,” another insisted. “Four rounds. Crust was the tiebreaker.”
“Oh, what kind of pie?” Yak was suddenly more interested in the conversation than the crowd’s coat pockets.
“Don’t matter what kind. Neither pie nor competition,” said the woman again. “It’s the tradition that matters. Has to be won—fair and public. Apparently, Thornstar, the previous owner, loved a good fistfight. Said it revealed true character. Traditions are important ‘round these parts.” She gave the group a steely once-over as if to say ‘I know you lot ain’t from ‘round ‘ere’. She lingered on Trunch just long enough to mean his face was filed in a box somewhere in her mind, but not long enough for her to pull out a pile of boxes and sort through them. Somehow she seemed to come to the conclusion they weren’t problematic.
Carrie leaned in, eyes gleaming like she’d just heard the prelude to a juicy scandal. “So… what kind of property are we talking about?”
“Is it a warehouse?” Trunch asked, straight-faced. “That would be a good place for unsanctioned fistfights.”
“The old man’s house?” Wikis asked suspiciously, already scowling like it might be haunted and full of breakable valuables.
“No, no—nothing like that,” the old gentleman said, practically twinkling now. “It’s a wee tavern.”
There was a beat.
Then Umberto and Din turned to each other, eyes wide.
It was the kind of look usually reserved for children who’d discovered the candy stall at the festival had no supervision and an honesty box system.
“Did he say tavern?” Umberto whispered, breathless.
Din nodded, solemn as a priest. “He did.”
And then it happened.
They grinned. Wide, unfiltered, dangerously joyous grins. The kind of grins that suggested two men already fantasizing about custom tankards, a beef jerky wall, and permanent discounts for anyone who could out head-butt a ram.
“Oh,” Umberto said, cracking his knuckles, “I’m winning this.”
“I’m gonna sleep under the bar,” Yak added. “On purpose.”
That’s when a nearby bystander leaned in—a sharp-eyed woman with a fraying bonnet and a voice like cracked gravel.
“To be fair,” she muttered, “The Goblin’s Grin’s a run-down shit hole. Roof leaks. Floor sinks. Pretty sure the back room is full of mushrooms that bite.”
“The Goblin’s Grin” Din let the words linger on his tongue like a particularly sweet candy.
“Half the folks signed up just to knock the place down,” added a lanky man with one eyebrow and a sack of turnips. “It’s a dark, poky little hole. Smells like damp socks and something best left unfound.”
Umberto turned slowly to face him.
“It sounds perfect,” he said, eyes gleaming.
Carrie gave a satisfied exhale. “Sounds like it’s got character.”
“Is it stocked?” Day had a sparkle in his eyes I hadn’t seen before.
At that point that I, the one with the functioning long-term memory, made the executive decision to leave the group discussing property details and battle plans and make my way to Tufulla, to debrief him on our Nelb discoveries as was the original plan this morning.
I slipped away toward the cathedral, journal under one arm and the beginnings of a stress headache forming behind my left eye. The mayor’s office, I noticed, was shuttered with a hand-scrawled sign in the window: TEMPORARILY CLOSED. ARREST PENDING. A rather elegant euphemism for Roddrick finally got caught doing something too obvious to weasel out of.
As the bells of the cathedral chimed the quarter-hour, I adjusted my robes, steadied my breath, and prepared to find High Reader Tufulla. I had information to deliver, a prophecy to report on, and, if the gods were truly kind, an opportunity to be officially and ceremoniously released from my ongoing involvement with the chaotic group causing a ruckus around the town board.
The doors to the cathedral were open, technically so was the window next to them. The glass shards had been swept up and there was some scaffolding erected but it was just still an empty space where a beautiful stained glass window had once been. A few townsfolk sat scattered across the pews, heads bowed, not praying so much as lingering near holiness in the hope it would rub off.
Tufulla was near the pulpit, speaking in low tones with an individual I didn’t recognize. When he saw me, the High Reader raised one hand. Not in blessing. In pause.
He finished his conversation, nodded gravely, and dismissed the mystery individual. Then he turned toward me, his expression tired, but, much to my surprise, relieved.
“You returned,” he said. “And the rest of our interesting little group are?” he looked past me as if to expect them to come crashing through the door on the back of an angry dragon.
“Signing up for some kind of street brawl” I replied “Is that sort of thing actually legal?”
“Probably,” Tufulla replied, unfazed. “Who knows what kind of things Roddrick signed into law? The man had no clue what he was doing. But, I assume there’s a pile of paperwork involved and things to sign, and, if they are consenting individuals then…” he waved his hand as if to clear this thought from his space “what did you find? In Nelb. I see you came back in one piece.”
I gave a slight shrug. “We found… things. Enough to suggest your theory about the Dan’del’ion Court isn’t incorrect.”
Tufulla’s gaze sharpened, but he simply nodded. “Come. Walk with me.”
He turned, and I followed him down the central aisle. The cathedral’s stained-glass windows threw fractured light across the stone floor—sunbeams filtered through saints, symbols, and stories long forgotten by most.
Outside, the world carried on. Inside, it felt like time held its breath.
“You’re certain?” Tufulla asked softly.
“As certain as one can be when traveling with a group like this,” I replied. “The dead were rising in the Graveyard.”
“That was mentioned in the report from Brandt. Was he much help?”
“They knocked him out. Well, Umberto did. He was drunk.”
Tufulla looked confused.
“Brandt. Brandt was drunk. He seemed to have given up. Wasn’t helpful. The group decided to get information in their own … special way.”
We left the calm of the cathedral behind, just in time to hear shouting from across the square.
Din was using all his strength to hold Umberto back.
Umberto was yelling at a young gentleman with the fury of a held back hurricane. “Barbara Dongswallower is the greatest literary artist in history”
“Oh, please – it’s obvious she uses a ghost-writer. Her prose is awful.”
Day and Trunch had joined Din in holding Umberto back and yet Umberto was still slowly moving toward the young man. Wikis had drawn her bow and was using it to keep the crowd at bay. Carrie pressed a finger into the man’s chest.
“If you’re really that smart,” she said with a bite “you’d recognize now as a good time to walk away.”
Yak sat cross legged on a nearby table, watching it all unfold with pastry in hand. I thought I could see a smile in the dark recesses of his hood even from across the square.
The group, it seemed, were thriving.
Tufulla exhaled slowly.
“You know,” he said, “I’m impressed you made it back completely unscathed.”
I straightened my robes with mock pride. “Oh, I wouldn’t say completely unscathed. But most of the damage is emotional.”
Tufulla paused, hand resting lightly on my shoulder.
“I see. It sounds like we have some things to discuss. How about a pint?”
“Oh, Gods. Please.”









