Stubborn Beasts and Burdens

Chronicles of Klept: Chapter XXIV


It wasn’t long before the squeak of wheels and the soft clop of mule hooves on packed dirt were joined by the gentle sound of snoring.

Trunch had wedged himself between two packs near the back of the cart, a faded raincloak bundled beneath his head like a makeshift pillow. The cart jolted and creaked beneath him, but he was already fast asleep — mouth slightly open, hands folded across his chest, a look of childlike innocence softening his features. The rise and fall of his chest was occasionally interrupted by a flicker of dark energy crackling across his fingertips.
He looked peaceful.

Except for the shadows.
They didn’t quite match the rhythm of the cart’s movement — just a fraction too slow to follow, a fraction too eager to reach.

Yak sat near one edge of the cart with the ease of someone who had done this a thousand times – and with the glee of someone who was delighted each time as if it were the first. Legs swinging freely, a leather pouch bouncing at his hip, a smudged notebook balanced on one knee. Every so often, he’d leap down without warning and dart into the brush or to the roadside where a tree or flowering shrub caught his eye.

He sniffed, pinched, and occasionally nibbled at leaves, petals and bark, scribbling quick notes in cramped, inky handwriting. Then, just as suddenly, he’d strike, a flick of a small blade slicing a bloom or strip of bark free with surgical precision. More than once, he was back on the cart before the plant had finished swaying from the force of his cut.

There was something undeniably innocent about the way he perched there between bursts of activity; legs swinging, humming to himself, pleased by whatever strange alchemy he was planning. But the speed with which he moved gave his actions an edge. It was hard to say whether he was picking ingredients or hunting them.

He returned each time with eyes dancing. Sometimes he held up a leaf for the others to admire, only to tuck it away without waiting for a response. The cart ride settled into a strange rhythm: leap, nibble, sniff, slash, scribble.

And though he always smiled, it was hard to say what that smile looked like. Around strangers, Yak’s face became something slippery and forgettable. Constantly changing and unknowable. But even here, among friends, his features were oddly blank, almost like a placeholder for a person. You could stare at him for minutes and still not recall the color of his eyes. Only the smile remained. Unsettlingly constant. Unfailingly cheerful.

Wikis spent most of the journey watching the sky as though she believed it wasn’t being truthful.

She perched near the front of the cart, hood pulled low, eyes narrowed, scanning every passing cloud with the intensity of someone waiting for a very specific kind of doom to arrive. Her fingers toyed constantly with the drawstring of the small pouch at her hip, the one that jingled faintly with the weight of coins, buttons, fragments of mirror, and other shiny trinkets no one else had dared ask about.

She muttered to it often.

Every few minutes, she’d open it with great suspicion, rifle through its contents, and breathe a sigh of relief. Then she’d glance sharply at whoever was closest, brows drawn tight with narrowed accusation.

Once, she scurried forward along the cart’s wooden lip, across the reins with surprising balance, and leaned in close to one of the mules. She whispered something low and urgent into its ear. Then, just as quickly, she darted back, climbing over Day’s shoulder like a raccoon and tucking herself behind a pile of packs with a nod of satisfaction.

She tried hiding behind Carrie for a while although it was less hiding and more crouching very visibly in the open and insisting she was unseen. Every so often, she peeked out to glare up at a patch of sky that seemed slightly too empty for her liking, or slightly too full.

Her bow lay across her knees the entire time, fingertips brushing it occasionally, not as a threat, but more like a reminder. No one had taken anything from her pouch. But that didn’t mean they wouldn’t.

She seemed to think the sky definitely knew something.

Umberto sat cross-legged, reading a well-worn copy of Barbara Dongswallower’s A Tight Fit, his thumb tracing along the spine like it was something sacred. The cart jostled and groaned beneath him, but he didn’t seem to notice. He was deep in the pages, lips moving silently as he read.

He let out a satisfied grunt.
There it is,” he whispered, nodding to himself. “The perfect example. Right there.

He winced and rubbed his jaw, then touched the side of his face with two fingers, gently testing the tenderness of the bruise.
Totally worth it,” he muttered. “How anyone could possibly think Barbara Dongswallower’s prose is anything but the height of literary perfection is beyond me.” 

He shook his head and scoffed mockingly, “Oh, her prose is awful. She obviously uses a ghost-writer.” 

Then, louder — to no one in particular, but loud enough for everyone to hear — he read:

Their gazes collided like charging stallions on a moonlit moor, breathless and wild. His voice was gravel soaked in honey, scraping sweetly against the hollow of her hesitation. And when his fingers grazed her greaves, she didn’t just tremble — she unraveled, one thread at a time, until she was nothing but longing laced in plate.

Somehow, he rolled his eyes in both derision and ecstasy.

I mean, come on. Nuance. Subtlety. Structure. That guy and his idiot friends deserved the lesson in literary appreciation.

He rubbed the side of his face again and resumed reading with a sense of righteous conviction, the bruising along his cheek catching the sun as he smiled softly to himself.

Day looked at me and shrugged.

Carrie fluttered nonstop. From the moment the cart left the Dawnsheart, to the moment the Prophet Rock loomed into view, she buzzed from person to person like a winged monologue generator, trailing sparkles and unrelenting commentary in her wake. She didn’t wait for responses. Didn’t need them. It was less a conversation and more a performance. Delivered in acts, punctuated by costume changes, and underscored by the faint shimmer of fairy dust clinging to her wake.

That cloud looks like a muffin,” she told Umberto, who didn’t look up from his novel. “A sad muffin. I bet it has emotional baggage.

Later: “Do you think mules ever dream of being ponies? Or like, war horses? Or peacocks?

At one point she pulled out her bagpipes and launched into a triumphant, if uneven, rendition of The Ballad of the Soggy Goat. Yak applauded with genuine delight, throwing flower petals at her like a drunken wedding guest. Carrie bowed midair, blew a kiss, and stuffed the flowers into her corset with a dramatic gasp of gratitude, as though she’d just won a lifetime achievement award.

Eventually, her attention turned to the mules.

This began innocently enough: a little petting, a little cooing, a few whispered compliments. Then came the glitter. Then feathers. Then braided manes, makeup, a decorative sash made from a strip of old curtain she swore wasn’t stolen, and what might have once been one of Trunch’s handkerchiefs now acting as a headband across one mule’s brow.

By the time she was finished, the mules looked like parade float rejects—proud, sparkling, faintly horrified.

Stunning,” Carrie declared, fluttering between them, hands on hips, admiring her work. “Absolutely radiant. If we run into any bandits, they’ll be far too intimidated by the sheer confidence of these looks to attack us.

When not fluttering between the cart’s occupants and her newly beautified beasts, she twirled slowly above the wagon, arms outstretched, catching falling leaves and assigning each of them names and scandalous backstories. Somewhere around the midpoint of the journey, she adopted a small stick, named it Madame Dewsnap, and insisted it was the group’s moral compass.

While Carrie directed the mules through their glitter debut, Din and Day pressed me for details. Before we’d left, Tufulla had handed me a stack of parchment—updates, intelligence, scattered notes—meant to help us piece things together and prepare for whatever storm was brewing.

There’s a note here,” I said, flipping through the stack and holding one out to Day. “Something about another stump being found. In the forest outside Briarbright.

Day frowned, studying the parchment. “No doubt they’ll find more soon. Briarbright?

The Briars,” I replied. “It’s the half of the city across the river,” I clarified.

Din leaned over, plucking the page from Day’s hands. “Trunch mentioned that once, didn’t he? Something about one city becoming two?

I nodded. “The Briars used to be one city, Briarton: larger than Dawnsheart, actually. It straddled the Crystal River. But centuries ago, a family dispute broke out, an argument over which heir should lead. They never settled it. So the city split, clean down the river.

They just… split the city in half?” Day asked, eyebrows raised.

Right down the middle. It’s been two separate towns ever since – Brightbriar and Briarbright. And no, they never reconciled. No one even remembers what the original argument was about, but the grudge stuck. There’s only one bridge between them now, and it’s heavily guarded on both ends, just in case anyone gets nostalgic and tries diplomacy.

I flipped through the parchment until one sheet caught my eye. I passed it to Din. “You might find this interesting.

My eyes skimmed the text—years of scribing had made quick reading second nature. “There was an attempt on the King’s life. The Royal Guard’s been disbanded.

Day leaned in, peering over the page. “Really? During the harvest festival? That’s bold.

Looks like one of the bodyguards was killed. Another was arrested—accused of being part of the plot. The Brothers of Midnight ran an internal investigation and uncovered several others in the Guard who were complicit.” Din’s brow furrowed as he read. 

That’s… serious. Treason inside the palace guard?” Day questioned.

Seems so. The entire Guard was dissolved. The Brothers of Midnight took over.” Din handed the parchment back to me.. 

Brothers of Midnight?” Day glanced at me.

Elite splinter group,” I said. “Formed from the Royal Guard. Their job is to protect the royal family during the dead of night—silent operatives, moving in shadows. The kingdom’s hidden hand. Loyal, lethal, and invisible when they need to be.

Rumor has it they operate on two fronts” Yak’s voice cut in over Carrie’s bagpipes. “There’s a division that stays in the capital and another that operates around the continent.” 

Day gave a low whistle. “Well. They sound like a group you don’t want to piss off.

I flipped further through the stack. “Ah. Here we go. The White Ravens have confirmed increased undead activity. Scattered groups throughout the valley, most of them… drifting.

Drifting?” Din asked, leaning over again.

Apparently not attacking. Just walking. All headed in the same direction. Toward the mountains.

Day frowned. “Like Wikis and Umberto, back at the stump.

I nodded. “Castle Ieyoch. That’s the implication. They’ve counted at least four dozen distinct shamblers. Some groups as small as two or three. A few large enough to be dangerous.

“Only within the valley?” Din asked.

I’m not sure,” I said, flipping to the next page. “A few sparse sightings outside. All heading the same way – toward the Humbledoewn Valley.

Drawn to something,” Day murmured. “Or someone.

There was a silence as we let that settle.

I reached for another sheet, thinner than the rest, its ink faded but precise. “Huh.

What is it?” Din asked.

It’s a historical note,” I said, “about a celestial event—an eclipse, centuries ago. Lasted several days.”

Din raised an eyebrow. “That doesn’t sound normal.”

“It isn’t. Wasn’t,” I replied. “At least, not naturally. According to this, the eclipse coincided with the rise of the Dan’del’ion Court. Some believed it was a bad omen. Others thought it was unnatural, intentional.” Day pursed his lips and nodded. “One scholar posits it wasn’t an eclipse at all, but a ritual cloaking of the sun. Apparently it started with the removal of the stars from the night sky. Whatever that means.

Lovely,” Day muttered, exhaling sharply. “A kingdom of shadows rising in darkness. Of course they’d start with the sky.

Din steepled his fingers, “If we can believe anything Dominic said, before he revealed himself – he said there was an army at the castle waiting for an event.

You think they’re waiting for another eclipse?” Day asked.

You said they were vampires, some of them.” Din looked at me. “It makes sense. That would be a good time for them to attack. No sun.

Possibly. Or maybe it’s a ritual.” I folded the parchment and slid it back into the stack. “Either way, we’ve got little information and less time.” My gaze drifted up the length of the cart. 

Wikis sat perched with her hood drawn tight, still glaring up at the sky. Her hand hovered near the pouch at her hip. The other over the bow on her lap. A cloud passed overhead, and her eyes followed it like a hawk.

I turned back to the parchment.

Do you think she senses something?” I asked, quietly.

Din shrugged, “She’s been watching the sky all morning. Maybe she knows what’s coming.

Maybe,” Day replied. “Or maybe she’s mad.

Not always mutually exclusive,” I said.

A gust of wind stirred the trees.

Wikis narrowed her eyes at the clouds again, like she was waiting for them to blink.


The Kashten Dell was quiet. On its edges, sun-dappled trees swayed gently in the afternoon breeze, their leaves rustling in soft conversation. Birds chirped lazily from the branches above, and the hum of insects buzzed through tall grass and blooming wildflowers, blues and yellows and white-starred purple, growing in cheerful defiance of the beaten path.

It wasn’t bustling. Outside of the Harvest Festival and the Reading, it never was. Just a few scattered travellers, the occasional creak of a wooden cart in the distance, and the still, reflective surface of Prophet Rock lake.

The last time we’d seen the Dell, it was chaos — tents on fire, people screaming, smoke curling through the trees, the ground slick with blood. Now… It was peaceful. Calm. Serene. As if the land itself was trying to forget.

Now, we’d come in search of Hothar, a firbolg druid who protected the surrounding wilderness and was once a part of an adventuring team that had scouted Castle Ieyoch, but no one in the Dell seemed keen to talk about him. Or maybe they didn’t know him at all. We weren’t sure which. An old woman seated on a rock beside the road just laughed and waved us away. Umberto didn’t take it well.

Big guy,” Din said to a man fishing at the edge of Prophet Rock Lake. “Tall. Looks after the place. Might wear moss.

The fisherman shrugged and pointed vaguely toward the woods, “Haven’t seen him in a few days. His hut is just over there, beyond the tree line.

We headed in the direction the man had indicated and found a small, makeshift shelter; a simple roof woven from twigs and leaves, balanced atop four thick branches driven into the ground. A sleeping mat lay off to one side. Nearby, a pot and a blackened kettle hung over a small firepit, the ashes cold and gray – untouched for several hours, at least. Dried herbs hung in neat bunches from the ceiling. Clay bowls filled with berries and nuts sat carefully arranged on a flat stone.

It didn’t look abandoned.

But it didn’t look lived in either.

We called out a few times, but there was no answer. The woods stayed quiet.

Yak wandered over to one of the clay bowls, picked out a berry, sniffed it, then gave it a tentative lick.

Din didn’t even look up. “Put it back.

Yak sighed and dropped the berry back into the bowl with exaggerated disappointment, wiping his tongue on his sleeve.

Trunch wandered down toward the lake and stopped at the edge of the water. He stood there for a while, just… looking. Then he tossed a small stone and watched the ripples drift outward where it fell.

You gonna climb it again,” Umberto asked, eyeing the Prophet Rock with renewed interest.

Trunch shook his head. “No,” he said quietly. “Not this time.

Umberto turned. “Why not?

Trunch didn’t answer right away. He just stared at the rock.

I don’t think it would be respectful,” he finally said. “And… part of me wonders if what I did started something we didn’t understand.

Umberto nodded and shrugged.

Trunch tilted his head. “Also … I can’t actually swim.

We waited. We searched. We asked a few more questions to the handful of people still lingering nearby, but no one could point us toward him.

Hothar?” A portly man with a sun-reddened nose paused mid-step, his wiry mule snorting behind him beneath a tower of bundled fabrics. “Big fella, gentle as rain? He’s always pokin’ around the woods — talking to trees, rescuing birds, that sort of thing. Sort of nature’s warden, y’know? Usually shows up when something needs fixing. Or when the squirrels start organizing again.

He scratched his head beneath a frayed straw hat. “Might be out checking on a grove or a nesting site or who knows what. He comes and goes. Nature business.

The man chuckled as he adjusted one of the bundles. “If you’re waiting to talk to him… you might be waiting a while. Works on nature’s time, that one.

After an hour, we gave up.

We don’t have time for this,” Day said, scanning the treeline. “I think we should move on. Find Travok, he’s next on the list.”

No one argued. We left the Dell behind, the Prophet Rock shrinking behind the trees as we turned north — toward Ravenswell.

Apparently,” I ran my eyes over the notes Yun and Tufulla had provided about the group, “He runs an inn just outside Ravenswell, the Stumble Inn.

Finally,” Umberto snapped. “Somewhere that serves drinks.


Ravenswell came into view before the Stumble Inn — or at least, the aura of it did.

I think the forest is on fire,” Carrie gasped as we crested a low hill.

Chimneys,” I said flatly. “Just chimneys.

Chimneys?” Din asked, squinting into the haze. “That many?”

Welcome to Ravenswell,” I replied. “Industrial hub of the valley. Iron and coal mines in the Marwhera Peaks just behind it. Almost all the valley’s weapons, tools, furniture — they’re made here.

Smells like burnt socks,” Yak muttered, wrinkling his nose.

Doesn’t really fit the rest of the valley,” Day noted.

It doesn’t,” I agreed. “Everywhere else is farms and forests. Here, it’s soot and sawdust. The best smiths, carpenters, fletchers, coopers — all of them set up shop in Ravenswell. It’s not as polluting as some of the industrial towns beyond the mountains, but in a place like this? The contrast is… noticeable.

Trunch tapped a finger against his temple. “I read once that the best woodwork on the continent came from this valley. Timberham, wasn’t it?

I nodded. “Timberham. South of Briarbright. Legendary craftsmanship. The kind of place where chairs were heirlooms and doorframes had waiting lists.

And now it’s a ghost town. No one really goes there anymore?” Trunch asked.

Because of actual ghosts?” Carrie asked hopefully.

No. Bad memories.

What happened?

Dan’del’ion Court. They razed it — a warning to the valley. It’s just blackened beams and broken windows now. Very few actual residents.

Carrie’s eyes lit up. “So, possibly because of ghosts?

I turned to her. “No. Mostly just abandoned. Possibly cursed.

She frowned.

I sighed. “Although… given the circumstances and the rumors, I wouldn’t rule out ghosts entirely.

Several minutes later, just before the edge of Ravenswell proper, the Stumble Inn came into view — a squat, single-storey building of thatch and stone, nestled like an afterthought at the bend in the road. Smoke curled lazily from a small chimney. A modest stable stood to one side, and a C.A.R.T. stand sat nearby, its beast pen empty and its attendant half-asleep.

We led the mules over first. The attendant roused with a grunt — then froze as Carrie’s glittered parade-beasts came into view.

He blinked.

The mule with the braided mane snorted defiantly.

I can explain,” Carrie chirped, like someone accepting a trophy.

You really can’t,” Day muttered, patting the mule’s flank.

We left the beasts in his stunned care and made our way toward the inn.

I’ll stay out front,” Day said as we approached. “Keep an eye out. Just in case.

Wikis nodded and wordlessly joined him, already half-cloaked in her hood, watching the sky again like it had wronged her personally.

We headed to the door which creaked open with a groan, and stepped into the dim glow of the Stumble Inn.

Or tried to.

Trunch was first — and promptly tripped forward with a startled grunt, catching himself on a table and knocking over a spoon.

The inn erupted in cheers.

Yak and Umberto reached the doorway at the same time. There was an immediate flurry of elbows and shoulders as they jostled for position.

Move it,” Umberto growled. “I need a drink.

Not as much as I do,” Yak hissed back, grinning.

They pushed, twisted, half-tripped over each other — and finally burst through the threshold in a tangled heap.

The room erupted.

Yak landed sprawled and sideways across the earthen floor, arms splayed like a felled starfish. Umberto skidded into a table leg, rolled to his feet, and threw both arms in the air like he’d just won a wrestling match.

Cheers, whistles, and laughter rang out across the inn.

Carrie fluttered in with perfect grace, feet never touching the ground. She landed gracefully on an empty table, twirled and struck a dazzling pose … and was met with complete silence.

She blinked. “Oh come on.

Din followed next, stepping over the threshold carefully and with intention. A chorus of boos met him before his boots had fully hit the packed earth..

He raised a single brow. “Really?

They didn’t stumble!” someone shouted “They buy their own.

Carrie crossed her arms. “I was being elegant.

The barkeep shrugged. “Elegance don’t get you an ale.

She glared at him.

I followed right after them — and stumbled.

My boot hit the raised threshold just a little too high, and the floor dropped just a little too quickly. As I pitched forward, I had just enough time to think, Ah. Slightly elevated entry, lower interior floor. Optical illusion. How clever.

Then I hit the floor, caught myself on a table leg, and was met with thunderous applause.

Better!” someone yelled.

I straightened, dusted myself off, and gave a short bow. “You people are very enthusiastic about other people falling over,” I observed.

That’s the whole point.” the barkeep called. “It’s in the name. First timers get an ale on the house, if they stumble in.” He waved a hand derisively, as if he really didn’t care at all.

Free ale,” Umberto said, downing a mug that was handed to him in a long, satisfying gulp. He exhaled like someone who’d just emerged from underwater. “This place,” he said, eyes closed, “is great.” He turned to Yak, “We need a gimmick.

It was the happiest we’d seen him all day.

What brings you to the Stumble Inn?” The individual behind the bar was a squat, broad-shouldered Dwarf. He wiped his hands on a greasy cloth and scowled at us like we’d spilled something.

We’re looking for someone,” Carrie replied. She leaned in closely, “Someone who is in danger.

So, you’re not just passing through,” he said flatly.

Not just,” Din replied, nodding politely.

The dwarf didn’t answer. Just kept wiping, one eye narrowing.

Umberto set his tankard down. “You wouldn’t happen to know a Travok, would you?

The wiping stopped.

Depends who’s asking.

We’re friends of Yun,” I offered. “And Tufulla.

He grunted. “Figures.” He threw the cloth down. “So, you church folk.” He glanced at me.

We’re not with the Church,” Din said.

We’re an independent group, ” Carrie cut in “No political affiliations. We’re the Damaged Buttholes.

The inn keeper raised a brow. “That’s not a real name.

Unfortunately, it is,” Din muttered. 

Travok looked at me again. “So what’s he doing with you then?” He jabbed a thick finger in my direction.

I’m just a scribe,” I said quickly. “A note-taker.

He squinted at me like I was some kind of fungus growing on a loaf of bread.

I cleared my throat. “They – can’t write,” I added, eyeing Umberto pointedly.

Umberto scowled, raised his mug and drank again.

We’re trying to find out about Castle Ieyoch.” Yak added, “About what happened there.

The dwarf stared long and hard at Yak. He leaned forward slightly, squinting into the hooded shadows. “You been in here before?” He asked, “You look kind of familiar.

Yak just smiled. “Me? No, first time patron. I just have one of those faces.

The Dan’del’ion Court is rising again.” Trunch added with conviction, “Yun said Travok was part of a scouting team that made it back from the castle. We just want to ask him a few questions.

Travok’s eyes tightened.

I don’t talk about that,” he said. “Didn’t then. Don’t now.

Why not?” Din asked gently.

Because I don’t remember.
The words dropped heavy and bitter.

So, you’re Travok?” Carrie asked, eyes wide. “I thought you’d be … bigger.

He scowled.

That explains the crossbows,” Yak said casually.

Travok’s eyes snapped toward him.

Trunch frowned. “What crossbows?

The traps,” Yak said, still not looking at anyone. “Button-triggered, I’d guess. I noticed three separate clicking sounds when we mentioned his name. Above the door, under the bench, and,” he leaned sideways a fraction, “behind that barrel over there.

Travok stared at him. Then, slowly, he reached below the bar and flipped a small switch with a heavy clunk.

Built most of them myself,” he said gruffly. “Harmond helped. Old friend. 

Harmond of Beastly Bits. In Dawnsheart?” I asked.

That’s him. Mad as a goat. Knows his contraptions though.

Expecting someone?” Din asked.

I always expect someone,” Travok snapped. “After I got out of that cursed place, I started having visitors. Mostly at night. Always hooded. Always wearing one of these

He reached beneath the bar and pulled out a small lockbox. Inside were five identical medallions — the unmistakable emblem of the Dan’del’ion Court.

Pffft. We’ve got like a dozen or so of those,” Carrie scoffed as she reached into her pack and dumped a cloth wrapped heap on the bar. There was the distinct clink of metal as the cloth parted exposing a pile of medallions. “What’s your point?

I moved to quickly cover the pile of medallions with the edges of the cloth, “Don’t wave these around in public,” I hissed at Carrie, “They’re highly illegal.

No one here gives a shit,” Travok snarled. Then, raising his voice to the room:
Hey — these…” he glanced at us quickly, “…buttholes have killed a bunch of Dan’del’ion scumbags!

There was a cheer and the clink of glasses in celebration.

You’ll find no love for the Dan’del’ion Court here,” he added, with something approaching joy. “May they all die fucking painful deaths.

Umberto, Yak, and Carrie raised their mugs in silent salute, joined by the majority of scattered patrons throughout the room.

Travok leaned back behind the bar, crossed his arms, and looked us over.
Right. We’ve done introductions. Now we’re best fucking friends,” he said with a smug curl to his lip, “What in Bragmire’s name do you want?

There was a beat of quiet. A shuffling of feet. The uncomfortable scrape of barstools. Ale being swallowed a little too loudly.
No one wanted to be the first to speak.

Eventually, Din stepped forward.

We came to ask you to come with us,” he said. “Back to Dawnsheart.

Before Travok could respond, the door burst open behind us.
A loud cheer erupted from the patrons as Wikis faceplanted into the dirt just inside the threshold.

A mug of ale was quickly thrust into her hand. She clutched it instinctively, eyes wide, body tense and coiled like a spring.

Friend of yours?” Travok asked, one eyebrow raised as his hand slipped under the bar.

She’s with us, yes,” Din answered, calm and steady.

Travok snorted and pulled his hand back. “‘Course she is.

Your name is on a list,” Trunch said calmly. “Found on a Dan’del’ion assassin.

Travok didn’t move.

There were three of them,” Trunch continued. “Assassins. Working together. The other two are still out there.

We took care of one of them,” Carrie added cheerfully, like she was announcing free cake.

Din stepped forward again, locking eyes with Travok.
The list had names. Members of your team. You. Yun. Hothar. Svaang. And High Reader Tufulla.

Travok’s jaw clenched.

Tufulla and Yun both think it’ll be safer if you’re all in one place,” Din finished. “Strength in numbers.

They’re killing off anyone who knows anything,” Trunch said. “That’s why we need to get you to Dawnsheart. Tufulla and Yun—

I’m not going,” Travok cut him off. “I have this place rigged tighter than the King’s vault. You want me in a safe place? You’re in it.

Travok,” Din pleaded, “if we don’t work together, none of us are going to be safe. We’ve already been attacked. People are dying. We need answers.

I don’t have answers,” Travok snapped, this time slamming his hand on the bar. “I told you. The Castle was strange. Wrong. We went in… I don’t know what we found. Just pieces. Flashes. Screaming. Fire. A light that wasn’t a light. They took my leg. We made it out. I call that a fair trade.” He stepped back from the bar and tapped his peg-leg against the floor.

We’re not asking you to fight,” Trunch offered. “Just talk. Help us fill in the gaps.

I can’t,” Travok snapped again, this time slamming both hands onto the bar. “That’s what I’m trying to tell you. My memories are… gone. Or missing. There’s gaps I don’t remember. They messed with our heads!

He looked up slowly and gestured at his tavern.

Did you stop to wonder why the floor here is just dirt? It’s because I think about that place every time I hear this peg knock against stone or wood,” he said brusquely. “What they did to us. How she didn’t make it out.” Then he drained the last of his ale, stared into the mug like it might refill itself, and muttered, “Go find the others. If they’re still breathing maybe they’ll help.

You’re not going to?” Din asked quietly.

I just did,” Travok said, and turned away. “Now drink up, and get out before I decide you are looking for trouble.

We started to gather our things. There was an edge to the silence now, like a conversation that had closed too hard.

Carrie lingered by the bar, eyes still on Travok.

What was her name?” she asked softly. “The one who didn’t make it out.

Travok didn’t look up. He just exhaled through his nose, like the question had pulled something sharp from deep inside.

Adina,” he said. “Her name was Adina.

There was a pause. Then:

She and Svaang were close. Real close. He can tell you more. If you can find him.

He didn’t say anything else. Just stared into his empty mug like it held a map to somewhere better.


We stepped out into the mid-afternoon air and found Day casually petting our overly-decorated mules at the C.A.R.T. stand. One of them now had glitter on its ears. The other had feathers stuck to its tail and looked like it wanted to die.

So,” Day said, not looking up, “I take it he’s not coming with us?

He said it in that calm, matter-of-fact way that made it sound like he’d known all along.

No,” Din replied, setting his hammer on the cart with a weary thud. “He’s too stubborn to move and too broken to help.

Carrie fluttered over and landed lightly on the cart’s edge. “He gave us a name, though,” she said. “Adina. She’s the one who didn’t make it out.

Day nodded slowly. “I guess that’s something.” He unhooked the mules from the hitching post and tossed the attendant a silver.

Yak stood nibbling a dried biscuit. “He said Svaang would be able to tell us more. Where did Yun say we’d find him?

The Briars,” Wikis said, eyeing the nearby treeline. “Somewhere near the bridge.” She climbed onto the cart without breaking eye contact with the trees.

I say we don’t even bother,” Umberto growled, stomping up to the cart. “Let them get hunted. Fend for themselves. We know where the damn castle is — let’s just go. Kick the door in. End it now.

Carrie lit up like he’d suggested they crash a royal wedding. “Honestly? That kind of energy is very appealing right now.” She fluttered down beside him, poked his bicep, and grinned. “We storm the gates, you rage, Wikis looses some arrows — boom. Instant legends.

I’m in,” Umberto said, flexing his fingers. “We’re wasting time. All this walking and talking — for what? Another name on a list? Another paranoid old fart who won’t help us?

No,” Trunch said gently, climbing aboard. “We don’t even know what we’re walking into. Too many variables. Too many unknowns.

You’re assuming we have time to figure everything out,” Umberto snapped. “Right now, we’re just dithering around the countryside, talking to ghosts and cowards.

And what if we’re walking straight into a trap?” Din said firmly, turning to face him. “The only information we have about the castle came from Dominic — when he was pretending to be Jonath. We don’t know what’s real and what’s bait.

Umberto scowled, jaw clenched. But he didn’t argue.

Day spoke from the front of the cart, still adjusting the harness on the mules. “We move faster,” he said simply. “Find Svaang. Find Hothar. We go through the Dell on the way to the Briars anyway. We gather what we can.

He looked back at the group. “The more information we have, the better our odds.

Umberto exhaled through his nose like a bull barely held at bay. “I swear, if this ends with us back in a tavern discussing feelings—

It won’t,” Din said, resting a hand on the haft of his hammer. “You’ll get to hit something soon. Lots of things, probably.

Umberto snorted, then gave a grudging nod and hoisted himself onto the cart. “You better hope so,” he said, eyeing me as he settled in. “Or I’ll take it out on something else.

I promise,” Din said gently, patting him on the shoulder.

I shifted uncomfortably.

Carrie tossed a flower behind her like it was the end of an opera. “Onward, to glory,” she declared. “I feel it in the wind.

That’s probably just glitter,” Yak said, brushing some from his collar and climbing aboard.

We urged the mules into motion, hoping they’d pick up the pace now that time actually mattered.

They did not.

If anything, they seemed personally offended by the idea.

The one with glitter on its ears stopped to chew a particularly unappetizing patch of grass. The other let out a deep, sorrowful sigh — the kind that sounded like it had just remembered every bad thing that had ever happened to it.

This is ridiculous,” Umberto muttered, shifting his weight. “Can’t they move faster?

Wikis glanced at the mules, then the cart. “Next time we’re in a hurry, maybe we spring for the upgrade and hire horses instead.

The mule with feathers sneezed.

We arrived at the Dell in the late afternoon. The air had gained a bite, and cold winds began to creep down from the mountains. We hitched the mules to a post near the lake, letting them drink to their hearts’ content.

Wikis, ever alert, tapped Day on the shoulder and motioned toward a patch of wildflowers near the tree line — not far from where we’d inspected Hothar’s hut earlier. A shape sat still among the blooms, a silhouette woven of shadow and subtle movement.

Hey,” Day said, quietly. “Looks like he might be here.

We approached carefully, and found ourselves standing before a tangle of limbs and stillness.

He sat cross-legged in the dirt, surrounded by wildflowers, as if the patch had grown around him. Long, lanky legs folded beneath a wiry frame, more sinew than muscle. His arms draped at his sides like vines left untethered. If he stood, he’d have easily cleared seven feet.

A pipe — not carved, but formed from a naturally hollowed curve of wood — rested between his lips. Thin ribbons of smoke drifted lazily skyward.

His face was soft and broad, almost bovine in its shape, with wide nostrils and heavy-lidded eyes. It was the kind of face built for peace. At that moment, he seemed entirely lost in it.

We all eyed each other, waiting for someone to speak.

Umberto stepped forward.

Trunch immediately threw out an arm and pushed him back, clearing his throat softly as he stepped in front.

Excuse me… are you Hothar?

The figure didn’t move at first. Just sat there in the wildflowers, pipe balanced between his lips, smoke curling lazily toward the clouds.

Then he spoke — a slow, low rumble, like tree roots stretching in the earth.

Mmm.

A long pause.

Names’re a funny thing… don’t you think?

He blinked slowly, eyes still fixed on some distant thought.

Like a coat. You put it on. Wear it a while. Sometimes it fits. Sometimes it’s jus’ heavy.

Another slow drag on the pipe.

But aye…” He tilted his head toward Trunch. “Folk call me Hothar. So… maybe I am.

Trunch took a careful step forward.
We were hoping to talk to you,” he said. “About the Dan’del’ion Court. Castle Ieyoch. We’re friends of Yun.

Hothar didn’t answer at first. Just breathed slowly through his nose, eyes still on the flower between his fingers.

Mm. Yun,” he murmured. “Bright flame. Burns careful.

A gust of wind stirred the wildflowers, brushing his sleeves.

But that place… that name…” His voice softened even more, almost a whisper. “It don’t belong in mouths no more.

He set the flower gently down on the earth beside him.

Some things don’t grow back, friend,” he said. “Not right. Not really. You can try to mend the branch, but the scar’s still there — and it don’t bear fruit the same way.

Then he looked at Trunch for the first time. Not unfriendly. But heavy.

Why would you chase rot in the root, when there’s still blossom on the tree?

There was a beat of silence.

Then Umberto exhaled, loud through his nose. His jaw clenched. His shoulders rose. His fists opened and closed at his sides like he was wringing out an invisible towel.

Steam, in the shape of a man.

Are you kidding me?” he muttered. “We’re out here chasing whispers while they’re raising the dead and sharpening blades—

Day put a hand on his arm. He shook it off.

Umberto,” Din warned quietly.

But Hothar didn’t flinch. He turned slowly, pipe still balanced between his lips, and looked up at the boiling gnome.

Mmm.

He took a long draw, then let the smoke curl from his nose.

Boiling water don’t see the stars,” he said.

Another pause.

Too busy bubbling.”

Then he turned back toward the flowers, like that was explanation enough.

Trunch stepped forward again, voice steady but gentle.
We’re not here to stir up old wounds. We just… we need to understand. What you saw. What happened in that castle.

Hothar didn’t look up. He pinched a stalk of wild mint between his fingers and inhaled deeply.

The wind don’t tell the tree where it’s blowin’,” he said softly. “But still, the branches bend.

Trunch opened his mouth. Closed it. Looked to Din.

Din cleared his throat and tried a different tack.
Hothar. You’re in danger. They’re hunting people. Everyone who went to that place. You included.

At that, Hothar gave a slow nod. Not surprised. Not moved.
All things are hunted,” he said. “Antelope knows the lion. Tree knows the axe. Seed knows the frost.
He looked up at Din.
You call it danger. I call it rhythm.

But if we work together,” Din tried again, “we can stop this.

Wikis stood unblinking, head cocked to one side. Watching the firbolg intently.

You can’t stop winter no matter how hard you try,” Hothar murmured. “You endure it. Let it pass. Plant again come spring.

Umberto paced a few steps away, muttering curses to himself.

Trunch tried once more. “Please. Just something. A memory. A glimpse. Anything that can help.

Hothar’s voice dropped into near reverence.
Some soil ain’t meant to be turned.
He tapped his temple lightly.
Sometimes, it’s best to leave it be, don’t give the wrong things a chance to grow.

That’s it,” Umberto growled, stomping forward. “You’re just gonna sit here spouting gardening riddles while the rest of us are bleeding trying to fix this?

Hothar didn’t move. Didn’t blink.

Mmm.

He took another pull on the pipe. “The sun can’t reach everything” he said. “Some things naturally grow in the dark.

Gods, I hate gardening,” Umberto muttered. He walked over to the road and began kicking at stones and pebbles, cursing.

A quiet giggle cut through the tension.
An elderly woman perched on a rock by the roadside called out, “It’s no use. All he does is talk in riddles. I reckon it’s the pipe what does it.

Din turned toward her, exasperated. “You mean there’s no way to get a straight answer out of him?

“’Fraid not,” she said with a shrug. “He’s always like this — unless there’s a threat to the Dell. A fire, a hunter, someone pickin’ too many flowers. If he feels the land’s in danger, then he speaks.

Din rubbed his forehead and sighed.
Well,” he said, loud enough for the rest of us to hear, “we are not starting a forest fire.

The way he said it made it very clear — that wasn’t a suggestion.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Wikis — still watching the druid — nudge Day and motion silently toward something I couldn’t quite see. I turned to follow her gaze toward Hothar, just as Umberto pulled my attention elsewhere.

The place needs to feel threatened for him to act, huh?” Umberto snapped. “That’s fucking great.

He stepped toward the old woman.

Is this threatening enough?”

His clenched fist connected with her jaw with a loud crack.

She slid from the rock, head hitting the ground with a sickening thud.

Umberto spun toward Hothar. “Is that threatening enough? Are you going to talk now?

Spit flew from his mouth as he began striding toward the still-meditative druid.

Carrie’s wings stopped mid-beat — she dropped to the ground in stunned silence.
Trunch’s mouth fell open.
Oh gods,” Din cried, rushing to the old woman’s side, his hands already glowing with healing light.
Yak dropped the daisy chain he’d been weaving and stepped between Umberto and Hothar.

Ah—little help, guys? Shit. Help,” Yak called out, struggling to hold the fuming Umberto back.

Hey, guys,” Day said calmly, beckoning. No one listened.

Hothar didn’t flinch. Didn’t even blink.

If you leave a kettle boilin’ too long without watchin’ it,” he said slowly, “it’ll burn down your house.

Din propped the groaning woman back up against the rock, pressing a healing potion into her hand before turning — eyes blazing — and striding through the flowers.

He hit Umberto in the face with a full gauntlet swing.

What the fuck, Umberto!” Din roared. “A defenseless old woman?

Hey, guys,” Day said again, louder this time.

I need answers,” Umberto snarled, holding his jaw. “Not fucking riddles!

You need to walk away,” Din growled, pointing back toward the injured woman. “And you need to be ashamed.

Guys!” Day called. He and Wikis were both staring at Hothar. “Watch.

He pointed toward the ground beside the lanky firbolg.

Between the aftershock of Umberto’s outburst and the thick air of held-in fury, it took us a moment to follow his gaze. But then we saw it.

Hothar, still seated, still puffing gently on his pipe, had been running his long fingers through the wildflowers around him. Not idly — reverently. Stroking the stalks of some, gently patting the heads of others. A kind of absent-minded affection in every motion.

But when his hand neared a cluster of dandelions, it twitched. Recoiled slightly. And carefully avoided them altogether.

Wikis noticed it,” Day said as she stepped across to Umberto “He’s been avoiding touching the the whole time.” Wikis whispered something to Umberto and they both stepped away, he seemed to sag as he so. Day continued. “I think there’s something locked away in there,” he said pointing to Hothar’s head. 

Din returned to the old woman’s side, speaking softly as he helped her back onto her rock seat. His voice was low, steady — a quiet reassurance as he guided her into place and checked the bump on her head.

The rest of us remained still, watching Hothar.

He continued to weave his long fingers through the grass and wildflowers, each movement slow and thoughtful. His hand skimmed over bluebells, traced along buttercup stems — but every time it neared a dandelion, it paused, shifted, and moved around it. Not fearfully, but with quiet, deliberate avoidance.

Something about it felt… intentional.

Umberto and Wikis returned in silence, each cradling an armful of dandelions plucked from the edges of the Dell. The wildflowers swayed slightly in their arms as they approached. Even with Hothar seated cross-legged in the grass, the two stood nearly eye-level with him.

Umberto didn’t look at any of us. Not Day. Not Din. Not even Carrie, who stepped forward as if to speak but was halted by a gentle hand from Trunch. She stopped, frowning, wings twitching in confusion.

Wikis turned to Umberto. Her voice was quiet but certain.

I think… this is how we’ll get answers.

She gave a small nod.

Together, without another word, they lifted their dandelions and blew.

A cascade of white tufts burst into the air, drifting gently forward—soft and silent, like tiny parachutes. The seeds danced between them before settling across Hothar’s face.

He blinked.

A single twitch flickered through his cheek.

Then his eyes snapped wide. The pupils dilated instantly—huge and dark—and for a moment it looked like he’d forgotten how to breathe.

He inhaled sharply, as though the air had just returned to him after years underwater.

Then he exhaled. A long, shuddering release of breath.

Adina,” he whispered.

His voice cracked.

I’m sorry.

And then he wept.


A Shared History of Approximately Five Minutes 

Chronicles of Klept: Chapter III


The aftermath of a festival-wide attack is, at best, a logistical nightmare and, at worst, a perfect excuse to reevaluate one’s career choices. In the grand chaos of fire suppression, triage, and general screaming, the newcomers did not flee, which was either an act of bravery or an indication of very poor decision-making skills. Possibly both.

As smoke curled through the air and the wounded were tended to, the group did what any sensible, suspiciously competent individuals would do: they stuck around, helped where they could, and occasionally got in the way. The surviving attackers—those who were both lucky and unfortunate enough to have avoided being skewered, incinerated, or otherwise forcefully discouraged—were rounded up by the local guards. Interrogations began immediately, as did the standard bureaucratic nightmare of filing reports on why exactly the festival had suddenly become a battlefield.

It was about an hour later when Guard Captain Rynn approached the group with an offer that was, depending on one’s perspective, either a polite invitation or a veiled threat.

You can come with us to Dawnsheart and give your statements. Or we can take you into custody, and you can explain yourselves from behind bars.

The group took a moment to process this, and the air between them grew tense. There was a moment—just a flicker—where it seemed as though certain members were considering an alternative response, something involving violence or a sudden commitment to sprinting in the opposite direction. But, after a weighted pause, a decision was made. They would go. Of their own volition. Mostly.

Captain Rynn, never one to turn down an opportunity for efficiency, offered them transport—a ride in the back of a cart, under watch and protection. “After all,” he said, “there may still be more attackers.” Which, while technically true, was also a convenient way of ensuring they wouldn’t attempt to simply wander off.

While Tufulla and the other Readers rode ahead with their own escort, I made what some might call a reckless decision and what I call a perfectly justifiable act of journalistic integrity—I chose to travel with the newcomers. For posterity, of course. And because, quite frankly, they were already the most interesting thing to happen to Dawnsheart in years.

Two gnomes. One elf. A halfling. A dwarf. And one… individual whose race, origin, and general vibe defied easy classification. Add four Dawnsheart guards, and myself—a church chronicler with more questions than answers—perched at the front of a cart that smelled vaguely of parsnips and burnt incense. All sitting together on a slow, rattling, lurching cart pulled by a pair of mules that looked older than prophecy itself, trundling over stones and potholes on the road. We were heading for Dawnsheart and vacating the Kashten Dell like the closing act of a poorly-rehearsed tragedy—leaving behind the Prophet’s Rock, a broken stage, several unanswered questions, and the smoldering remains of what had begun as a lovely and very quaint rural festival.

The cart was not built for comfort. Or dignity. Or anything, really, beyond the transportation of onions and regrets. Between us all, bags of vegetables rolled gently with the motion. A banner from the festival still fluttered limply off the side. A broken string of lanterns rattled against the boards. The smell was equal parts turnip, sweat, and uncertainty.

The planks creaked with every bump, and the mules pulling it gave the distinct impression as though forward motion was more of a suggestion than a commitment.The group’s weapons had been taken—or more accurately, surrendered—stacked in a careful heap behind the front-most guard. Just close enough to tempt the reckless. Just far enough to make trying a very bad idea.

Silent and armed, the guards watched the group with the kind of expression that said please try something, so we can have something to write in our report. I sat near the front of the cart, my church robes affording me a moderate level of respect—or at least deference—from the guards. For the most part, I was left alone, which suited me fine.

It gave me time to study the odd collection of individuals seated around me.

At first, no one spoke. Just the rhythmic creak of the cart, the occasional sigh from a mule, and the distant rattle of someone’s pilfered cutlery.

But the silence wasn’t tense—it was unfamiliar. And that’s when it hit me. A realization so fundamentally baffling I had to double-check my memory, just to be sure I hadn’t missed something obvious.

They didn’t even know each other.

Not truly. Not before all this.

And yet, somehow, they’d fought like a unit. Or at least a very determined accident.

The only two members who seemed to have an established history were a dwarf, stoic and silent, and the perpetually enraged gnome with an axe large enough to be classified as a siege weapon. The others? Mere acquaintances. Or, in some cases, complete strangers who had simply found themselves inexplicably thrown together.

It was an unsettling revelation. Not because they were unfamiliar with one another, but because of how well they had worked together protecting us at the festival. Their movements in battle, their coordination—it had given the impression of seasoned allies, comrades bound by years of shared struggle. And yet, here they sat, some idly inspecting their fingernails, others muttering to themselves, giving off the distinct energy of people who were still deciding whether or not they liked each other.

For the first time since the attack, I felt something beyond fear and exhaustion. I felt curious. A terrible sign. That’s usually how trouble introduces itself: not with a bang, but with an interesting question and no good reason to leave it alone.

Because if these were strangers, if these were outsiders with no prior allegiance to one another, then what in all the heavens had compelled them to fight side by side? What had drawn them here? 

You see, fate has a curious way of nudging together the sorts of people you might not trust with a spoon, let alone the fate of the continent. And yet, here in front of me on a bumpy cart ride are a group of possible heroes, or at least, people with a worrying tendency to survive things they absolutely shouldn’t.

Now, I feel it is my solemn duty at this point to introduce you to the merry assemblage of chaos with whom I suddenly found myself entangled. For your benefit—and indeed for your personal safety—I’ve taken it upon myself to describe each member of our little troupe in turn. I do this because should you encounter any of these individuals in the wild, it’s best you know to turn around, walk briskly away, and perhaps consider relocating your entire village.


The first thing one notices about the Dwarf, Din—aside from the sheer density of his existence—is his beard, which appears to have suffered more fire damage than most battlefields. It is white as old parchment, wiry as an overused broom, and woven through with enough flint and stones that I half expect him to burst into flames should he trip too hard.

The second thing one notices—or at least what I noticed, because clearly, no one else in this group has a proper appreciation for history—is the symbol of the Sparkwhiskers clan.

This is significant because the Sparkwhiskers are supposed to be dead.

Oh, not in the casual, ‘faded into history, lost to time’ sort of way. No, the Sparkwhiskers were wiped out, their halls ransacked and abandoned after a brutal raid generations ago. Scholars (such as myself) have long debated whether any survived, but if they did, they certainly wouldn’t be out in the open. The few rumors of their existence speak of exiles, wanderers, smiths in hiding—never proudly displaying their crest in broad daylight like an anvil begging for a hammer.

Which leaves only two possibilities:

  • This Dwarf is a fraud. Some fool playing at lost heritage, slapping a forgotten symbol onto his armor for the sake of mystery and misplaced reverence.
  • He is exactly what he appears to be. A Sparkwhisker who has somehow survived and, for reasons beyond my understanding, has chosen to live in plain sight.

If it is the latter, then he is either the bravest dwarf I have ever met, or the most reckless. Possibly both. There is also the distinct chance he simply does not care.

Everything about him suggests a man who has walked through fire and decided he might as well keep going. His armor, a masterwork of dark steel and brass inlay, is marked with the symbol of his lost clan—not hidden, not subtle, but boldly engraved as if daring fate to strike him down for it. His warhammer, a thing of terrible beauty, is shaped like an anvil, the words Fear No Anvil etched in Dwarvish script across its side. A personal motto? A battle cry? A challenge?

Most curious of all, he does not seem lost. Many wanderers carry a weight of aimlessness about them, but Din sits like a mountain that has decided to travel. There is purpose in his presence, though whether it is divine guidance or pure stubborn will, I do not yet know.

He watches the others in the cart with quiet patience, as if assessing them the way one might examine raw ore—judging what can be reforged and what is best left discarded.

I will have to watch him closely.

If he is a Sparkwhisker, then he carries more than just the burden of survival—he carries a history that was supposed to have ended.

And history, as I am painfully aware, has a way of catching up to those who think they have outrun it.


There is something distinctly unsettling about the Halfling, Wikis.

Not in the conventional sense of menace—she does not loom, nor glower, nor carry an aura of immediate doom. Rather, she exudes the sort of deep, twitchy paranoia one expects from someone who has just stolen something and believes, perhaps correctly, that the entire world is now after them.

She sits in the cart coiled like a spring, her fingers flicking toward a particularly ornate ring on her hand every few minutes, as if reassuring herself that it still exists. Her wide, gleaming eyes flick from person to person, her posture halfway between flight and attack, though which she is more prepared to execute remains unclear.

Her hair, a tangled, leaf-laden masterpiece of wild neglect, appears to have once known the concept of grooming but long ago rejected it as an outdated societal construct. Somewhere within the knots and vines, a pony-tail relic of a forgotten civilization clings to existence, a brittle vine attempting to hold back what is clearly the untamed wilderness incarnate.

Her cloak, a suspiciously well-worn garment of uncertain origin, is wrapped around her with the sort of deliberate care one might expect from a dragon coiled around its hoard. This, combined with her lack of any apparent clothing beneath it, suggests either a deeply committed tactical decision or a complete disregard for social convention. Given that she does not appear particularly embarrassed, I suspect it is the latter.

She trusts no one. I can tell because she has not blinked in the last three minutes, which is either an incredibly effective intimidation tactic or a sign of an undisclosed medical condition. Her eyes flit between us, sharp and calculating, as though she expects someone, at any moment, to attempt to rob her of whatever mysterious valuables she has tucked away beneath that cloak. (For the record, I have no interest in finding out.)

Her possessions are weathered but well-kept—a longbow slung across her shoulder, a shortsword at her hip, each item looking as though they’ve seen more use than most noble-born knights will in their lifetimes. The way her fingers hover near the hilt of her sword suggests that she has absolutely thought about using it on everyone here at least once.

Her feet, wide and tough, are clearly strangers to shoes, and from what I can see, strangers to the concept of washing as well. This is less surprising than it should be. Given her overall aura of ‘woodland cryptid attempting to integrate into society’, I would be more shocked if she suddenly produced a well-polished pair of boots.

Whatever her story is, it is clear she is not accustomed to company, nor does she desire it. She watches us all with the barely restrained suspicion of a raccoon guarding a cache of stolen silverware, and I am quite certain that if anyone in this cart so much as looks at her oddly, they will find themselves either shot, stabbed, or violently distracted by an unexpectedly deployed cloak.

I have no idea what has led her here, nor why she has agreed to travel alongside these strangers, but I suspect she is either running from something—or toward something.


It has been said that rage burns brightest in the smallest of vessels. The angry Gnome himself never so much introduced his name as barked it—Umberto—like it was both a warning and a challenge.

He is a smoldering ember of barely-contained fury with an overwhelming compulsion to punch anyone who so much as glances at him incorrectly.

His axe is enormous. His sideburns are enormous. His anger is, somehow, even more enormous. His clothing, however, is decidedly minimal. He wears a loincloth, a permanent scowl, and a leather shoulder harness strapped tight across his chest. No ornamentation. No nonsense. If I had to describe him to someone who had never had the privilege of meeting him (or being threatened by him), I would say that he looks like an enraged gladiator who misplaced his armor but decided to fight anyway.

His mohawk defies gravity with the same force he defies social conventions. His mustache is meticulously groomed, in direct contrast to his entirely unrestrained attitude toward everything else in life.

He sits on the cart tense, coiled like a bomb with no discernible timer—and he holds a book.
Reverently. Almost respectfully.
But with the unmistakable posture of a man who might still use it to bludgeon someone if the mood shifts.

There is no relaxation in him—only a simmering, ever-present aggression. I get the feeling he’d punch an old woman without hesitation if he didn’t like what she said.

At first glance I would never have guessed it, but Umberto Halfordian is literate. Worse, he is well-read. And, as I have just discovered, passionately opinionated about it.

At this very moment, the book he is clutching a well-worn copy of ‘Sheri Honkers and the Gelatinous Boob’, the infamously rare, first novel by the self proclaimed Scribe of Scandal, Barbara DongSwallower, and he’s threatening to use it as a weapon in what has rapidly escalated into a full-blown literary brawl with one of the guards.

The guard in question, a poor, unfortunate soul with absolutely no idea what he has just stepped into, made the dire mistake of offhandedly referring to DongSwallower’s prose as ‘drivel.’

This was, evidently, a crime of the highest order.

Within seconds, Umberto had launched into a verbal assault that I am quite certain has caused the guard to question every decision he has ever made.

Within minutes, the debate had evolved into a shouting match that required two additional guards to separate them.

Din, for his part, is laughing so hard he is struggling to hold Umberto back. This suggests that this is not the first time this has happened.

At this point, I am half-expecting Umberto to formally challenge the guard to a duel for slander.

If he does, I hope he waits until after we arrive in Dawnsheart.

The road is bumpy, and it is already difficult enough to write without having to dodge a flying gnome mid-swing.


There are few things more disconcerting than sharing a cart with someone who, immediately after a bloody battle, cheerfully pulls a pie from a fold in their robes and begins eating it—unless that someone may or may not have a face.

I say may not because I have, as of yet, not actually seen the one called Yak’s face.

The hood stays up. The shadows cling unnaturally. When he moves, it is soundless, deliberate, controlled. It is the movement of someone who has either spent a lifetime ensuring he is unnoticed or is, in fact, a specter of my imagination.

It is difficult to get a read on someone who deliberately has no readable features.

His robes are long, nondescript, the kind of perfectly unmemorable clothing that blends into a crowd for minutes before one realizes something is… off. The effect is subtle but chilling. It is the kind of disguise that only becomes apparent once the wearer is already gone.

And then, there is the way he moves in shadow.

I witnessed it during the attack on the Harvest Festival.

In the chaos, where most sought steel or sorcery, Yak became something else entirely. While others fought with brute strength or desperate defense, he simply… vanished. No arcane gesture, no incantation. Just the quiet, effortless slipping from presence to absence.

It was Yak who I mistook as one of the attackers turning on their own. He became the enemy. Took their faces, their forms, walked among them as if he had always belonged. And when they turned to him for orders, for leadership—he cut their throats.

He moves like a shadow with purpose, like silence given form. He waits—poised, unseen—and when the moment is right, he is simply there.
No struggle. No sound. No warning.
Just the sudden, bone-deep realization that something is behind you.

And yet.

This same figure currently sits swinging his legs off the back of the cart, joyfully eating a pie of dubious origin like a mischievous child, and giggling every time the cart creaks in a way that sounds vaguely like flatulence.

It’s deeply unsettling.

Not because of the contrast, but because he seems perfectly at home in both extremes.

There is something untethered about him—a man who has borrowed so many identities that he has perhaps misplaced his own. If he had a past, it is hidden, buried beneath layers of deception and careful non-existence. But I suspect it was not a kind one.


There is a particular kind of person who radiates competence so profoundly that it forces others into an immediate and deeply personal reflection on their own inadequacies. 

Day is that person. He is also the very same Elf I saw earlier this morning discard a comically large bean into a sacred pond.

At this very moment, as the cart jostles and rattles its way toward Dawnsheart, he is studying his spellbook.

Not idly flipping through pages. Not absentmindedly reading. Studying.
With the kind of focus that suggests he already knows what he’ll need three moves from now, and is simply double-checking the math to be polite.

His posture is immaculate. His movements precise. He turns each page like it contains the answer to a question you haven’t asked yet, but that he has.

He looks like someone constantly running calculations.
Not idle thoughts. Contingencies. The fastest route to every weakness in the room. The cleanest, most efficient way to do maximum damage in the shortest time possible.

And that is, frankly, terrifying. Because I watched him wield a blade with a ballerina’s grace and a lumberjack’s accuracy.
Elegance and carnage in equal measure.

And yet, despite this, he is keenly aware of everything around him.

I know this because at one point, Umberto shifted too suddenly, nearly tipping over a crate of supplies, and Day’s hand shot out—not to stop him, but to catch the crate before it could even begin to tumble. His eyes did not even open. He simply… knew.

I am not convinced he isn’t seeing everything before it even happens.

Alos, I need to talk about his braid.

It is perfect. Not just tidy—not just well-maintained—but actively defying the natural laws of travel, battle, and common physics.

We just survived an attack, a fire, and a battlefield-turned-festival. We have ridden in a cart for miles on uneven roads, through wind and dust. And yet, his braid remains immaculate.

I am fairly certain he has not touched it once.

It has, in a very real sense, become a symbol of my own disorganization.


The other gnome in this group, Trunch appears, in many ways, to be the most reasonable and level-headed member of this group. Which means in all likelihood, there is something deeply, catastrophically wrong with him.

There is an undeniable dignity to him, which is remarkable, considering that the first time I saw him, he was frantically attempting to pilot a four-foot-long bean across a sacred lake.

This is what is most unnerving about him—not the eldritch energy at his fingertips, not the uncanny wisdom behind his eyes, not even the fact that he is a warlock and we have all just decided to be okay with that.

No. What unsettles me is his complete, unwavering reasonableness. For him, piloting a floating bean across a lake to reach a rock and satisfy his own personal curiosity was perfectly reasonable. 

Trunch is resolute. Thoughtful. He seeks diplomacy first, violence second. And yet, when diplomacy fails, he will, without hesitation, hurl a crackling beam of eldritch destruction at his enemies. All with an unnerving amount of calm. 

I saw it myself, from atop the Prophet Rock.

One moment, he was stranded on the sacred stone, looking very small and very wet. The next, his hands were ablaze with dark power, sending bolts of otherworldly force across the battlefield with the efficiency of a man who had long accepted that sometimes, words fail.

Anyone familiar with warlocks knows the signs.

  • The eldritch blasts.
  • The occasional crackling fingers, as if they can’t quite turn the magic off.
  • That distinct look in their eye that suggests, at any given moment, they might be listening to something you can’t hear.

Trunch has all of these and more but it would be irresponsible not to mention the topknot.

While most bald men make peace with their fate, Trunch has rejected the notion entirely. Instead, he has cultivated a single, defiant sprout of hair, bound into a sturdy topknot atop his head, like a banner proclaiming both wisdom and quiet rebellion.

His mustache, eerily similar to Umberto’s, is where their similarities end.

Because where Umberto’s expression is one of permanent fury, Trunch’s is… different.

He has the look of a man who wants to know everything—who looks at the world as a puzzle to be solved, a book to be read, a mystery to be unraveled. But there is also something else—something darker.

A warlock’s magic is not given freely. It is not earned through training or study or divine favor. It is not a natural gift bestowed at birth. It is bargained for. Paid for.

I do not know what Trunch paid.

I do not know who—or what—is watching him.

And, for the sake of my own sanity, I will not ask.


And so we rattled on—six strangers, four guards, and one very tired chronicler, all bouncing along in a cart that smelled like onions and old decisions.

We were nearing Dawnsheart.

But something told me the real journey was about to begin.

Unfortunately.