Into The Fire

Chronicles of Klept: Chapter XXVIII


Tales of dragon attacks often speak of villages wiped out in seconds. In this moment I understood. It’s not that dragonfire is fast. It’s the sound. A choked and pressurized shriek, combined with the roar of wrathful flame. It changes the air pressure. It’s paralyzing and it’s immobilizing. It’s not the speed of the fire that kills you. It’s the part where you can’t move. Well. Also the speed. 

To be clear – dragonfire is incredibly fast.

The air was thick with ash and smoke. The smell of scorched timber and blistering stone clung to everything. The heat wasn’t just oppressive, it was hostile. It singed nose hairs from dozens of feet away. My eyes stung, they felt  like dried peas rolling in their sockets. My head pounded from pressure and dehydration, as all the moisture in the square seemed to vanish in seconds. Every ounce of my existence told me to move. To run.

But I couldn’t.

The shriek of the air, the roar of the flames, the rumble of collapsing buildings — all of it conspired to hold us in place, as fire devoured the square.
It swept through like an unimpeded horde: relentless, consuming, and utterly merciless.

Flames licked the window frame and danced across the jagged remnants of shattered glass. Heat rose from the furniture around us, as if it might ignite from proximity alone. Travok didn’t move. His knuckles whitened around the head of his cane, but his eyes — dry and unblinking — never left the square.
He stood the way statues do: silent, still, and carved from something heavier than stone. My body begged me to curl inward, to collapse and let the heat pass over like wind through wheat. But I couldn’t.

If we lived, someone needed to remember it correctly.

The fire smothered everything. Building facades, shopfronts, market stalls, carts — all vanished in a heartbeat.

This wasn’t a blaze. Not a slow, creeping house fire from a spell gone awry or a mishap at the forge. This was an instant, ungodly inferno.

Seconds later, the dragon paused — only to beat its wings.
And the flames surged higher. Brighter. Hotter. It lowered its head, scales rippling in the firelight, gold-and-black eyes gleaming amid the ruin. Neck outstretched, snout just feet above the cobblestone — as if lowering itself to the level of mere mortals.
Then it spoke. Voice like stone grinding against stone. To all who were watching.

This you have brought upon yourselves. This is personal — my judgment, delivered to a select few. But soon, Lord Ieoyoch will rise, and his wrath will not be so precise. His wrath will consume this city and the entire valley.

The roar and crackle of fire momentarily gave way to thick, choking smoke. There were no screams. Only heavy sobs. Mournful whimpers.

Fuck you, you overgrown lizard.
From behind a blistered pillar, Day stepped into view — ash-covered, braid ruined, and absolutely done. He coughed, “Too much talk.

The dragon’s head snapped toward him, incredulous, it’s voice sharp, “You dare…

Din stumbled out from behind a crumbling wall, breastplate glowing red-hot.
Warm. Getting warm,” he gasped, fumbling at the buckles.

Umberto and Trunch sprinted in from opposite sides. Heaving a nearby barrel between them, they doused Din in one chaotic motion — water sloshing everywhere.

A hiss. A squeal. Steam engulfed the trio.

Gods, it’s hot!” Umberto shouted from within the cloud.
It’s so hot!

The dragon beat its wings again — a gust that fed the flames like bellows on a forge. The temperature spiked. Fire found a second wind. Smoke and steam parted across the square in a sudden, searing breath.

Umberto hefted his axe. His mohawk, once proud and defiant, now resembled the battered bristles of the Goblin’s Grin’s old broom. Calling the scorched scrap of fabric around his waist a ‘loincloth’ was generous at best.

Next to him, Din, soaked and steaming, slammed a gauntleted fist to his chest. The breastplate, softened by heat, dented with a clang. Above him, a shimmering anvil appeared, pulsing with divine energy.

Trunch straightened beside him, robes scorched, face streaked with sweat and soot. His eyes narrowed. Magic crackled at his fingertips, eager and bitter.

Day strolled across the square to join them, ash falling around him like snow. A shadowy blade coalesced in his hand as he walked — slow, deliberate, burning with focus.

Then Yak emerged from a bakery, pushing open the soot-smeared door as smoke billowed behind him. He plucked a flaming pastry from a melted display tray, blew it out with a puff, and took a bite.

Yo,” he called to the group, mouth full, “these are so much better when they’re hot—
He paused. Looked up. Saw the dragon.
Oh shit. We’re still doing this?

The pastry hit the cobbles. Another dagger appeared in his hand. I don’t think anyone knew where it came from.

The slow grind of stone followed — the sound of the dragon sneering.
Insolent. Insignificant.” It rose — towering, terrible. “They won’t sing of you in ballads. You won’t be remembered.

It opened its mouth. And the sound it made…
Imagine a child trying to suck the last drops of juice through a cracked straw — that desperate, sputtering inhale. Only this one was much louder and it came with a growing glow in its throat.
A light that promised to end everything.

Umberto growled.
Din scowled.
Yak choked slightly on a pastry flake.

The air pressure shifted.
Then — a whistle.
Short. Sharp. Attention-grabbing.

A roar. A shriek.
The inhale cut short.
The ember in its throat — snuffed out.

The dragon’s head thrashed violently — an arrow buried deep in its right eye.

Another roar. Angrier. Venomous.

On a nearby rooftop, Wikis reloaded.
Then, a puff of glitter. The dragon’s head slumped — briefly.

Now, you idiots!” Carrie wailed. “Get in close! Stay tight!

The group surged forward, striking at legs, underbelly, tail — everything they could reach with reckless, furious precision. The dragon thrashed blindly, tail whipping, claws tearing at shattered cobblestones — but they were too close. Too deep beneath it. It couldn’t get the angle. Couldn’t get the position. Couldn’t breathe.

They were cutting in, ducking between broken bits of the fountain, striking fast and ducking faster.
They weren’t winning.
They were surviving harder.

Carrie, one wing clearly crumpled, was still somehow airborne, her bagpipes shrieking in defiance, blasting directly into the dragon’s ear-hole region (assuming dragons have those). She shouted insults between wheezes and notes, her face smeared with soot and pure spite.

Arrows kept flying. Each perfectly timed, perfectly placed. The dragon recoiled with each one, but there was no time to track them. 

And then —
YES!

I jumped a foot in the air as Travok slammed his fist into the table beside me, teeth bared in a grin wide enough to split his beard. “They’ve got it!” he bellowed, pounding the table again. “The beast is off balance! LOOK AT THEM GO!” He was sweating. Trembling. His cane thumped the floor with every blow they landed. It occurred to me this might be the closest thing to joy he’d felt in a very, very long time.

The dragon realized what was happening too late — a combination of arrogance and underestimation

With a surge of its hind legs, it tried to take to the sky — wings straining, talons scraping for purchase.

An arrow thudded deep into its neck.

Trailing it, a rope.

From the rooftop, Wikis leapt. She swung in a low arc beneath the dragon’s throat — her unexpected weight yanking it downward mid-ascent. She released the rope at just the right moment, flipping up and over the other side. A flash of steel. Her dagger tore through the webbing of its wing like a pirate slashing down a sail.

The dragon screeched, flight faltering.

It tried to lift again — unbalanced, one wing dragging.

Din! Now!” Day shouted, jamming his sword into the base of the dragon’s tail.

A shimmering anvil appeared midair. It dropped, fast and brutal, onto the hilt of Day’s blade, driving it several inches into the stone below. The tail pinned, the dragon shrieked — a sound so raw, so jagged, it felt like claws raked across your soul.

The group surged. The dragon scrambled — wings flailing, claws gouging the scorched stone, eyes wild. The wrath was gone now. No seething vitriol. No divine fury. For the first time in its entire existence — it was afraid.

It gave one final, desperate push.

There was a sickening tear.

The blade stayed lodged in the ground. Its tail did not.

With a howl of pain, it beat its mangled wings — rising clumsily into the air. The webbing of one wing flapped uselessly, shredded and torn.

You’re not fucking leaving!” Umberto roared.

He hurled his axe. It spun once, twice, and buried deep in the dragon’s chest. The beast dropped several feet – flailing midair, just as a massive figure exploded into the square.

Az.

He bounded forward, leapt from a pile of rubble, and swung. His huge axe arced up and over, and then down, cleaving into the dragon’s throat.

The creature crashed to the ground. Hard. Dust exploded. Stone cracked. Its body convulsed … then stilled.

Carrie fluttered down and forward, wings crooked and bruised, blackened by soot. She hovered beside the dragon’s remaining eye, now wide and dimming.

The firelight flickered in its fading pupil. She reached to her bagpipes, blew a single, mournful note.

Then leaned close. Nose to lid. Frowned. Disappointed.

So weak,” she said.

The dragon’s final exhale was long and slow. 

The group sank, crashed and slumped onto the cobbles and hunks of scattered debris. Breathing heavily – clutching at ribs, shoulders and stomachs. Two bottles were quickly passed around, one a healing potion – brewed to speed the closure of wounds, the other – one of Yak’s concoctions – brewed to assist with … everything and anything else. The square smouldered with the crackle and pop of flames, some beginning to fade but many still furiously burning. The hiss of heated stone, the creaking of metal expanding in the heat. The cracking and crashing of beams, turned to charcoal and ash, crashing down. And then, finally, the slow rise of urgent shouts — as realization dawned, and people began to move. Rushing into the square dousing flames, dragging away the injured and deceased. Everyone wordlessly nodding their thanks and respects to the group sitting exhausted in the center of it all. Wikis poking the dragon with the tip of her bow every few seconds – just to be sure. 

I cautiously made my way across the square, doing my best to avoid open flame and glowing embers — on account of the highly flammable robes.

So that’s a dragon,” Din groaned, loosening his armour just enough to let some air through.

It is the greatest honour – to fight a dragon,” Az said, his eyes slowly moving over the mound of red scales. “You guys get all the fun.”

Yak grimaced, shifting a bloodied hand to staunch a wound at his side.
Yeah, fun,” he winced. “That’s exactly what that was.

Amazing.” Was all I could muster.

Finally come out of hiding have you?” Carrie called out. She was trying to pry a scale loose from the dragon’s neck.

Umberto turned to me — eyes still wide, still salivating, calmer but not yet what I’d describe as approachable.

You better have chronicled that,” he snapped. “Precise, accurate — and with the appropriate exaggerations.” He stepped closer and jabbed me in the chest with a stubby, blackened, very burnt finger. “It needs to be fucking epic.

Trunch turned to me “Klept, is everyone in Tufulla’s office okay?

I think so,” I replied. “They all went down into the cache, in the church, where Tufulla keeps the White Raven equipment.” I shook  my head the sight of a felled dragon just a few feet away was anxiety inducing in a way I couldn’t explain. “Travok went down to check. I’m sure they’re all safe down there.

As if on cue, Tufulla appeared on the church steps with Redmond and Osman in tow.

Divinely impeccable timing,” I muttered, shaking my head in quiet bewilderment.

They began making their way across the square toward us, but a guard intercepted them.

Mayor Tufulla, sir — your honour,” the guard stammered, clearly untrained for a situation like this.

Hmmm?” Tufulla blinked, then glanced around. “Ah, yes. Mayor. Duties.

He clasped the guard’s hand with the kind of gentle sincerity only a man of the cloth could muster, then shifted smoothly into command. “Healers. Find as many as you can, quickly. Have them tend to the wounded. Round up whoever’s able to search the buildings. The rest, help contain the fires.” Compared to our former mayor, Lord Roddrick, he was grace under pressure.Though I suspect that was the High Reader speaking — not the Mayor, who I’d seen just days earlier become visibly agitated while trying to distinguish between a clerical invoice and a lunch order.

Tufulla, Redmond, and Osman crossed the square toward us. As they passed a splintered bench still flickering with flame, Tufulla gestured lightly — and with a ripple of divine magic, the fire hissed out.

A few more embers ahead met the same fate. Trunch raised an eyebrow.

Tufulla caught the look and winked.

Church sermons land better when a dozen candles suddenly light or snuff out on cue. Makes the whole thing feel more compelling.

He joined us at the dragon’s side, surveying the scorched square — still smouldering, still groaning with heat. Redmond and Osman hovered behind, Redmond already directing a few guards with clipped efficiency.

Umberto approached Osman with an expression I’d never seen before: calm, deliberate, even… gentle?

That alone should’ve been warning enough.
But I was tired. Distracted. Possibly concussed.

He slowed his pace, then placed a hand gently on Osman’s arm — the way you might if speaking to a very small child. Or a particularly nervous goat.

Are you okay?” he asked, enunciating with painful care.

Osman blinked. “Yes?

Umberto nodded solemnly. “It’s okay. We took care of it.

Carrie turned red and snorted.

The rest of the group looked around, confused.
Even Redmond frowned — which is impressive, considering that’s his default expression.

What’s going on?” Redmond asked, stepping forward. “What’s the matter with you?

Umberto turned to him, still using the same patronizing tone — but now at a volume typically reserved for town criers or angry fruit vendors.

It’s okay,” he said, loud enough for half the square to hear. “Klept told me about his… condition. I think it’s noble that you accept him in your order, given what he’s had to overcome.”

He turned back to Osman, who had just enough time to look alarmed before Umberto clapped a soot-blackened hand on his shoulder and said, with absolute confidence:

You’re safe now.

Then he walked away — nodding to himself like a man who had just prevented a disaster only he was aware of.

Din watched him go, visibly trying to process the exchange. “What the fuck is going on?” He asked.

Carrie fluttered over and whispered in his ear, failing to hold back giggles and snorts as she did so. Din blinked and looked over at me. I offered a light shrug.

He exhaled. Placed a hand on his temple.

Oh gods,” he muttered.

Osman turned to me, wide-eyed. “I have a condition?

I sighed, straightening a piece of debris that didn’t really need straightening.

Well… he seems to think so. I’m not entirely sure why.
I dusted off my robes. “I find it’s best just to nod and let him feel heroic.

I patted him on the shoulder and followed Umberto in joining the group. 

We don’t have time to rest,” Day said looking at the beam of light coming from the mountains. “Whatever is going to happen, it’s already undway.

Tufulla nodded solemnly. “Agreed. Go to the castle. I’ll send whatever men I can spare — though,” he glanced around at the ruined buildings, the injured civilians, the exhausted volunteers, “it may be fewer than we planned. And later.

There were no objections. No complaints. Just tight nods and drawn breath. Din’s beard rose slightly as he uttered a light prayer, wounds and bruises on his friends healed slightly. Carrie twirled above raining down glitter that vanished just as it reached heads and shoulders. The group suddenly stood straighter – looked fresher, more energized. She clapped and nodded as if to congratulate herself.

Behind us, Svaang, Hothar, Travok and Yun had already begun helping — dragging beams aside, organizing buckets, lifting the wounded. Travok barked something unintelligible and raised his cane in the air like a sword before returning to the labour with a stubborn intensity.

Across the square I caught sight of Brenne. She emerged from the church doors, took in the square… and turned silently back inside. I could just make out her silhouette through the open doorway, kneeling before the altar. Head bowed. Hands trembling. Lips moving in wordless prayer.

We need to move” Umberto barked, “Now.

Wikis was gathering arrows from around the felled dragon. Sighting and running her fingers along shafts and fletching. She tossed several aside and stuffed others into her quiver. 

Yeah – but what about that?” She asked pointing at the dragon. 

The group looked the scaly mountain over before Az shrugged.

I can watch it for a while if you like.” He said.

I’ll pay you to guard it.” Din said

No need – just let me have that.” the orc pointed to it’s back. He strode over to the fallen dragon, wrapped one massive hand around the thick leather girth strap, and ripped the saddle clean off its back with a grunt.

What do you want with that?” Carrie asked, wiping soot from her cheek.

He slung it over one shoulder like it weighed nothing and gave a grin. “Strap it to the top of the keg. Make it real comfy to sit on.

There were nods of approval as a dozen individuals mentally pictured a huge orc, sitting on a keg, in a saddle made for a dragon, outside a small pub in a dark alleyway.

I have no objections to that at all.” Din said smiling.

I’ll give you 25,000 gold. Now. For the dragon corpse. The orc can keep the saddle.

Everyone turned.

Harmond of Harmond’s Beastly Bits sat at the edge of the square, confined to a chair that was part chair, part cart that looked far more expensive than any warhorse. His wide-brimmed hat was tilted low, his eyes gleaming beneath the brim like a man who’d just spotted a lifetime supply of merchandise. He spoke, and his voice carried a thick, rolling accent that sounded accustomed to giving orders in vast, open landscapes.

The whole thing,” he drawled, stepping forward and gesturing to the still-smoking corpse of the dragon. “Teeth, bones, blood, glands, hide—by the Prophet’s shiny toenails, especially the hide. It’s fresh, it’s rare, and it’s mine.

One of his men pushed him around as he inspected the body. 

Ahhh. You’ve done quite a bit of damage to some of the more valuable areas – let’s make it 20,000.

Umberto wiped blood and sweat from his brow. “You’re buying the corpse?

I want to buy artistic rights to the corpse,” Harmond said, already pulling parchment from inside his vest. “Gold. And custom work. Anything you want—armor, jewelry, boots, potion vials, wind chimes—

Wind chimes?” Carrie blinked.

I’m very creative.

Din stepped forward, resting his warhammer on one shoulder. “You can have it,” he said, “on one condition.

Done.

You haven’t heard it yet.

I don’t care.”

Din raised an eyebrow. “We keep the head. And the heart. The head is going above the hearth at the Grin.

Harmond hesitated – only slightly, and smiled “Fine. I’ll prepare it for you myself. But I take 5,000 off my offer

Done,” Din said flatly.

A blood curdling scream pierced the night air. It didn’t come from any of the wounded, or from any bystander or person in the square.

It came from the rooftops above.

Every head turned.

On the rooftop opposite the fountain stood a figure — firelight silhouetting her against the dark, starless sky.  A woman. Cloak torn. Hair wild. Hands clenched in rage. She screamed again, a sound soaked in anguish and fury. Then she pointed at the dragon. At everyone.

What have you done? You’ll pay for this.

Then she vanished, like smoke pulled into nothing.

Yun ran forward, arm outstretched to the rooftop, breath catching, face pale.
…Adina?” The name was barely a whisper.

Carrie touched her shoulder gently, wings still scorched from fire.
That’s not her,” she said softly. “Not anymore. Adina’s gone. They took her, when you were in the castle. She’s Naida now. And she’s dangerous.

Yun didn’t speak right away. She just stared at the rooftop where the figure had stood.

Then, quietly:
I know.

She took a breath that trembled at the edges. “The last time we saw her… Dominic brought her to us. Like a trophy. She didn’t smile. Didn’t speak. Just stared — like we were strangers. Enemies.” Her voice cracked, but she kept going. “There was no love in her eyes. Only anger. Hatred. And he… he was so proud of it. Like breaking her had been some kind of gift.” She paused briefly to look at each of her former party; Svaang, Travok, Hothar – each of thm nodded solemnly, “We knew then. She was gone.” she continued. “Adina never survived that castle.

A long silence followed, broken only by the soft crackle of dying fire and the distant thrum of wind. 

And then, of course…

Harmond clapped.
Well, she didn’t seem happy — whoever she was I take it that was your doing.
He looked around the square, eyes wide with theatrical concern until they landed on Din — and were promptly joined by an equally wide grin.
A deal’s a deal, right? You took down the beast. It’s your kill. I’m buying it off you — and I’ll throw in something special, just because I like your style.

He whispered to an attendant who promptly stood next to each of the group, sized them up and jotted some figures down on a piece of parchment. 

Call it a reward for your efforts.” He looked back up at the rooftop where Naida had just vanished. “I have a feeling you’re going to be quite busy.” He looked out beyond the city walls to the beam of light in the distance. “And, if I did hear what I thinkI just heard, you’re heading off to the old Ieyoch castle ruins.” He eyed the group hungrily. “Bring me back any … beastly bits you find along the way and I’ll make it worth your while.” 

He handed Din a heavy pouch of gold with one hand and shook with the other.
A pleasure.” Then, with a signal to his men, ropes began looping over the dragon’s body — already being hauled away as Harmond called over his shoulder: “This feels like the beginning of a very profitable relationship.

Din glanced down.
There was something else in his hand. A small square of tanned hide — likely amphibian — that reeked faintly of leather oil and ambition. Something had been written on it.

Harmond’s Beastly Bits
Teeth. Glands. Hide. Heart.
No part wasted. No questions asked.

Din blinked.
I leaned in. “What is it?
I’m… not really sure,” Din replied, turning it over in his fingers. “I think it’s a business card.
Does it say anything about wind chimes?” Carrie asked.

Before Din could respond, Wikis cut in, sharp and focused.
We need to move. Now. If we’re going to stop whatever it is they’re doing up there—” she pointed toward the mountains, to the beam of pale light still pulsing above the castle ruins, “—we’re already late.

Tufulla stepped forward. His voice was calm, but heavy. “Yes. Go,” he said, nodding. “We’ll take care of things here. We’ll send whatever backup we can, as soon as we can.

Don’t forget,” Trunch added, brushing ash off his coat. “We don’t know what’s waiting there. A little help might be nice.

We’ll send someone as soon as we can spare them,” Redmond replied. 

Umberto clapped a hand on my shoulder. “Come on, chronicler. You can workshop your version of the dragon fight on the way — just make sure it’s enough to make Barbara blush.

I don’t think dragon battles are really her genre,” I muttered.

They are now,” he growled.

Ahead of us, Day was already moving. “If the stumps really are part of a teleportation network, it’s the fastest way to get there.

But we still don’t know how they work!” Carrie called after him.

I’ve been thinking about that.” Trunch said casually, already peeling off from the group. “I have an idea. Meet you at the C.A.R.T. stand by the west gate. Ten minutes. Grab whatever you can from the Grin.

Fifteen minutes later, we were on the move.

Burnt, bruised, and half-conscious, we slumped on the back of a transport cart — rattling faster than anyone would recommend, with Yak at the reins, shouting encouragement to the horses in three different languages. Two of which, I’m fairly certain, were made up.

Too exhausted to rest. Too shaken to talk. We sat white-knuckled and bleary-eyed in silence as the cart jolted violently beneath us.

The city smouldered behind us.
The castle waited ahead. Somehow, Trunch had fallen asleep — mouth open, head lolling, snoring like a contented stormcloud. In one hand, he clutched a small leather pouch.Even in sleep, he held it tightly.
Like whatever it was… mattered.

The Wrong Kind of Darkness

Chronicles of Klept: Chapter XXV


The woodland between the Kashten Dell and the Briars is not dense. It’s not the kind that swallows sound and light alike, but a broad woodland of scattered trees. Enough cover to disrupt sightlines, enough openness that our noise carried unrestrained. And we were not moving quietly. 

Trunch huffed as he adjusted his pack, his short legs working double-time to keep up the pace. “When we discussed a faster way to get to the Briars,” he huffed, “this was not what I had in mind.

The ground broke beneath us in brittle leaves and roots, each step scattering the remnants of summer. Din’s armor groaned with every movement, plates clattering, his breath louder than the rest. He struggled to keep pace, his warhammer clenched tightly at his side.

Wikis, striding easily with bow in hand, didn’t slow. “Hothar recommended it,” she called back from the front, “said, the mules couldn’t handle this route. On foot’s the fastest way.

Umberto caught his toe on a snaking root and went sprawling. The forest echoed with a string of orcish curses as he hauled himself upright, dusted off his knees, and then brought his axe down in two furious chops. Chips of wood flew. He swore at the root again for good measure, as though it might take the hint. 

Din at least had the excuse of being encased in a smithy’s worth of steel. I had no excuse at all – save for the fact that my usual marathons involved piles of parchment scrolls, not woodland countryside. My lungs burned, my legs protested, and still I stumbled on after them, already regretting every time I’d chosen study over stamina.

The woodland pressed in around us, shadows stretching long between the trunks as we moved. My breath came ragged, every step a reminder that I was no creature of endurance. Still, it gave me time to think.

Hothar’s words lingered, heavy as a shroud. Adina. A name that was once a friend’s, now a gaping wound. The Dan’del’ion Court hadn’t needed to take her life; they had simply unmade her, slowly and deliberately. They used a man named Dominic — a false savior who befriended her, rescued her from torment, and delighted in twisting her mind. He was the one who twisted her memories and took her from them. From Hothar’s description, it was the very same individual who pretended to be Jonath.

Svaang had borne the most weight of all. Even through Hothar’s halting, mournful riddles, the truth had been clear: The loss of Adina had shattered him. And when the time came, Hothar had done the only thing he could. He’d pulled the others out. Left her behind. Saved who he could.

He said there had been no choice. And still, the admission had broken him.

But it was not only Adina’s fall that Hothar spoke of. His voice, low and mournful, carried darker revelations still.

He and the others had watched as the Court bent their will upon the crystal through experiments guided by meticulous documents pulled from ages past. The results had been undeniable. The recently dead, raised again. Not as themselves, but as hollow things, stripped of will and bound to service.

The denizens of Castle Ieyoch had scoured the continent for knowledge, desperate to refine and expand the crystal’s reach. They had known of its power for centuries, long before Hothar’s time. There were whispers of crystal fragments, shards, and splinters in history, odd tales of strange survivals or unnatural healings. Many believed those were only pieces, scattered remnants of a larger whole the Court had always pursued.

And then they found it. A lode crystal vast enough to rival the Prophet Rock itself, buried deep within dwarven mines. They had kept it hidden, silenced every whisper of its discovery, pried it from the stone, and carried it back to the castle in secret.

Din had withdrawn while Hothar had spoken of this. He seemed to fold in on himself, as though the words reached into some private corner of memory. Perhaps remembering. Perhaps piecing together a lifetime of questions and searching. Whatever weight he carried, he carried it in silence.

With the crystal, the Dan’del’ion court had begun to shape servants from corpses, twist broken companions into betrayers, and laid the foundation for something far worse. For this was no mere experiment. It was preparation.

Preparation to raise Lord Ieyoch himself.

The name carried centuries of shadow. His return would not simply rattle the valley, it would redefine it.

An obvious decision was made. Find Svaang as quickly as we could, return to Dawnsheart, and make the next move from there.

Hothar had pointed us toward the Briars, toward a place named the Nook, that is where we would find Svaang, if we were to find him at all.

Hothar himself would remain behind to convince Travok to abandon the Stumble Inn and seek protection in Dawnsheart, even if only for a time. Whether Travok would agree was another matter. But that was a burden we left to Hothar.

Time was no longer simply running out – it was being taken from us. That truth marched with us now, more insistent than the cold air or thinning light.

It was Din who finally broke the rhythm. He slowed, planting the butt of his warhammer in the soil with a thud. “A short break,” he gasped. “Five minutes. Water, air.

Relief washed through me like sunlight. I would not have been the one to ask, but my burning lungs and trembling legs had been begging for the same mercy.

Yak immediately seconded the motion, dropping onto a fallen log with a groan of satisfaction. “Five minutes. That’s all I need.

Day’s voice cut through before anyone could stretch the time further. “No more than five. Five minutes. Then we move.

We stood and sat in various states of exhaustion while waterskins were passed around. Trunch leaned back against a short small stump. Yak, Din and myself sat on an overgrown log. Day sat cross legged in the grass, eyes closed in brief meditative thought. Wikis propped herself against a tree. Carrie and Umberto lay on the ground taking in large breaths of air. We were so focussed on refilling our lungs that none of us noticed as an arm curled silently around from behind the tree and pressed a blade firmly against Wikis’ throat. Wikis’ bow slipped from her hand. It clattered against the forest floor – too sharp, too deliberate a sound to be an accident. Every head turned. A heartbeat later came the snap of twigs and the rush of movement.

Hands went to hilts and hafts. Armor shifted, energy crackled through Trunch’s fingers.

I wouldn’t,” a voice drawled from the trees.

The words landed at the same moment the knife pressed harder against Wikis’ throat. Her jaw clenched but she didn’t move. An arrow hissed from the shadows and struck the log between Yak’s legs with a violent thunk, so close he went instantly rigid.

From the trees they emerged—four in all. With a curt gesture, the one with the blade to Wikis’ throat signaled to the others: one with a bow already nocked, another hefting a crossbow, and the last gripping twin swords with a little too much eagerness.

The one carrying the swords sheathed them and stepped forward. He crouched briefly, laying a swatch of fabric across the forest floor between us before stepping back and unsheathing his weapons once again. 

The leader’s voice was steady, almost rehearsed. 

Here’s the offer. Drop all money and valuables onto the cloth, one at a time. Step forward, set it down, step back. Do this, and you leave without a scratch. No fuss. No need for this to get ugly.

Carrie laughed. An honest, sudden laugh that drew a frown from the man with the crossbow. Realizing herself, she lifted her hands quickly in apology. “Sorry. You’re doing great. Honestly.

The leader’s jaw tightened.

Umberto, who until that moment had been silent and fuming, stepped forward and hefted his axe onto his shoulder. “Here’s my counter-offer,” he growled. He jabbed his thumb toward Din. “I’ve had a bad day, and they promised I could hit something soon. Start running… or lose some limbs.

The leader grinned. “I appreciate the banter, and the offer, but I’m afraid you’re in no place to negotiate. In fact,” he took a step forward, blade still firm against Wikis’ skin, “Why don’t you all toss your weapons over there,” he motioned with his head to a rock a few feet away.

Din was first to oblige – he tossed his hammer aside before instructing the rest of us to do the same. Umberto muttered and cursed as his axe clanged to the ground, his eyes seething and never leaving the bandit. More weapons followed. He insisted Carrie’s bagpipes join the pile, much to her disgust. Then his eyes landed on me. Cold, assessing. “No hidden weapons, Reader?

I raised my hands in the air. “I’m just a scribe.

He gave me the kind of nod that was less belief than convenience. “Keep your hands where I can see them.

Listen, friend,” Day said, his voice calm but edged with steel. “We’re in a bit of a rush. How about you walk away, we carry on our way, and pretend this never happened.

The bandit leader barked a laugh and glanced at his crew. “You hear that, lads? They’re in a hurry.

The bandits broke into a chorus of chuckles.

Well then,” the leader said, still grinning, “don’t let us keep you longer than we have to. Hand over the goods, and we’ll see you on your way.

Yak took a silent, subtle step back before the crossbow swung in his direction “Don’t even think about it,” was the gruff response from its wielder.

They closed ranks, clustering around their leader, weapons gleaming, all angled toward us.

Okay. How about we give you five gold,” Trunch said smoothly, stepping forward with both hands open, “and you walk away richer than you came.

The leader tilted his head, considering. “Tempting. But if you’re willing to give up five gold just like that…” His grin sharpened. “…then I’m guessing you’ve got a lot more on you.” He shoved Wikis forward. She stumbled back into our line as he leveled his glare across us all.

You know you’re outnumbered,” Din said evenly. His voice was calm, steady, deliberate. “And Trunch’s offer was a fair one.

The leader groaned and rolled his eyes skyward. “Gods. What is it with you people.” He flicked his fingers toward the crossbowman. “Colin, would you kindly put a bolt in one of their thighs?

There was a click, a snap, and a yelp. Yak twisted just enough—the bolt sliced across him instead of planting deep. He cursed, sparks of fury flashing in his eyes.

See?” the leader spread his hands, all false patience. “I tried polite. I gave you the easy option. Here’s my last one: hand over anything worth carrying, and you can keep your weapons.

You really don’t want to do this,” Carrie shot back, her tone light but edged.

That’s true,” the leader said without missing a beat. “In a way, I don’t. But it’s not about what I want. It’s about what I need.” He gestured to his crew, and they all smirked like a single thought had passed among them. “Jobs are scarce, reputations stick, and mouths still need feeding.” He gestured to the cloth on the ground, “Last chance.

Day stepped forward with a steely resolve, the look of a man who had already accepted what needed to be done. None of us moved to stop him—we hadn’t expected him to act so suddenly. His spell left his hands in a rush of flame. Fire bloomed outward, devouring air and shadow alike, swallowing the bandits in a roar of heat. Trees crackled, leaves curled to ash, the forest itself catching light.

The leader threw himself down, rolling frantically, and managed to smother the worst of the blaze. His peers were not so fortunate. Their screams were brief. Fire consumed them too quickly for anything but a final, terrible sound.

The air stank of scorched hair and charred leather. Smoke clung to the back of my throat, bitter and sour, and though the screams had ended quickly, the silence left behind was worse. It wasn’t just shock at the fire—it was shock at Day. None of us had expected him to unleash that much, that fast.

I watched as Day reached into his robes and pulled out a cigar. He was about to light it on a burning trunk before he caught the look on our faces and thought better of it. With a faint shrug, he slipped it back into the folds of his robe.

Our five minutes are up,” he said simply. “We need to keep moving.

Carrie gave a weak cough and tried for levity. “Well. That escalated quickly.”

Umberto spat into the ash, grip tight on his axe. “Too quick,” he muttered. “I wanted to break them myself.

Din said nothing as he gathered his hammer, but his silence spoke loudly enough.

We collected what was ours from the scorched earth and turned away in stunned quiet. The leader remained behind, on his knees in the ash, rocking slightly as he stared at the blackened husks of his men.

Din paused as he passed, a heavy gauntlet resting briefly on the man’s shoulder. “Sorry,” he murmured, dropping a silver into his hands. “You should have taken the five gold.”

The bandit did not answer. He only nodded, eyes still fixed on the ruin, as the forest burned around him.

We walked in brisk silence for a while after that, the crackle and smell of burning wood and leaves fading behind us. None of us spoke, though more than once I caught someone’s gaze flicking toward Day, then away just as quickly. Whatever words we might have said, we let the silence carry them instead, and pressed on.

By the time the road opened before us, the last of the light was gone, and Brightbriar’s north-east gates loomed ahead. The guards were pointing at the rising plume of smoke.

We saw a couple of guys further up the road heading into the forest a while ago,” Carrie said with alarming ease. “They were carrying torches and had obviously been drinking.

I think they said something about setting up camp for the night.” Day added without missing a beat.

The guards exchanged a glance and nodded. “Campfire probably got out of control,” one muttered, shaking his head before turning back to look us over more closely.

Don’t think I’ve seen you before,” the other said, eyes narrowing. “What brings you to Brightbriar?

Trunch nudged me forward.

Church business,” I managed, suppressing a cough as I brushed at the soot still clinging to my cuffs. “Correspondence from the High Reader, a matter of… parchment and ink. Nothing to trouble the watch with.

The guards exchanged a glance, one arching a brow. “Church business, sure. Then why’s a scribe like you traveling with this lot?” He nodded toward Umberto, who was still scowling like he wanted to put his axe through the gatepost.

I gave my best tired smile, the kind that suggests both patience and quiet suffering. “Because parchment doesn’t carry itself. And the roads aren’t as kind as they once were.

That earned a grunt. The guard’s gaze flicked once more over the others – Yak twirling a twig between his fingers, Carrie glaring at the soot on her bagpipes, Trunch smiling far too politely – and then he waved us through.

Fair enough,” he said. “Still, keep your business short. Briars aren’t gentle on strangers.

We were part way down the first block when Carrie twirled around me with a grin, her wings catching the last glow of torchlight. “At least you’re starting to be useful,” she said, matter-of-fact. I’m quite sure she meant it as a compliment, though with Carrie it’s often hard to tell. She fluttered away before I could muster a retort, leaving only the faintest trail of soot and smugness in her wake.

The Nook wasn’t hard to find. Just off the Briar Bridge, down a narrow street that smelled of damp stone, sat a building so plain it almost disappeared into the row. No sign hung above its door, no paint on its shutters – just warped timbers, flaking plaster, and a door that looked like it had been kicked in more times than opened.

A scruffy young man,  with more gaps than teeth, loitered at a corner. He pointed us toward it without needing to be asked. His grin made it clear what kind of place it was and his finger lingered on the gesture to make sure we didn’t miss it.

Inside, it was easy to see why it carried the name. The Nook was not a tavern meant for pride or pretense. It was a corner to vanish into. A refuge for those who wanted to be unremarkable, unseen. Its clientele were rough and dirty, faces as stained as their clothes. A haze of smoke clung low to the rafters. The unmistakable perfume of stale ale, woodsmoke, and bodies that had given up on bathing as a life pursuit, clung to everything else. And yet, as we stepped into the low light, I saw the truth plainly enough: we didn’t stand out. We looked like the rest of them.

Wikis stood in the doorway, unmoving, her frame outlined by the dim torchlight from the street behind us. Her eyes flicked across the room, sharp and restless, cataloguing shadows and faces the way the rest of us might count coins.

Then she raised a hand to her ear, thumb brushing over a small silver ring. She tilted her head slightly, listening to something none of us could hear, and gave a faint, almost imperceptible nod.

Her other hand dropped immediately to the hilt of her dagger.

We crowded around a barrel turned table, the sort of furniture that looked like it had already lost several fights with time and ale. Most of the patrons ignored us, too sunk in their own drink or dice to care. Wikis, however, did not ignore them. She twitched, eyes darting to every corner, her gaze catching on rafters and doorways, scowling at the low ceiling as though it were a cage closing in.

Umberto, on the other hand, wasted no time. He shouldered his way through to a table where two men were locked in a grunting arm wrestle, slapped a handful of coin down, and grinned. “I’m in.

Trunch’s warning followed quickly. “We’re not here for that.

Umberto waved him off without looking back. “I’ll be quick.

Day leaned against the barrel with arms crossed, his tone low. “None of them match the description Hothar gave.

Yak had already peeled away toward the bar with Din in tow. The barkeep was a slab of a man with one good eye and a rag so filthy it added more grime than it removed. Din clattered coins onto the counter, ordered a drink, and was handed a mug of something the color of swamp water. He didn’t hesitate – drained it in a single pull, grimaced only slightly, and pushed the mug back for another.

Yak, unbothered by the quality, ordered a round for the table. He turned and carried the mismatched tin cups back carefully, the liquid inside sloshing in a way that suggested it was already trying to escape.

From our table I could hear Umberto’s growl rise and fall with every slam of the arm-wrestle, the crowd around him egging him on as if he’d been a local champion for years.

Day watched the scene a moment before shaking his head. “That’s subtle.

Subtle isn’t one of his gifts,” I replied.

Trunch leaned on the rim of the barrel. “He’s blending in better than we are. Look — no one’s staring at him.

Because they’re too busy betting against him,” Wikis muttered, eyes still darting to every shadow. She hadn’t stopped scanning the room since we arrived, “And they aren’t staring at us, they’re staring at her.” She pointed a dagger at Carrie who was sprinkling glitter on a nearby sleeping patron’s head.

What?” Carrie snapped, looking up at us, “He’s going to wake up looking the most fabulous he ever has,” She fluttered back over to our table.

Yak returned with the tray of mugs, sloshing liquid over his boots. He set them down with exaggerated care. “You’re welcome,” he said, raising one in salute before taking a long swallow and instantly regretting it.

Carrie wrinkled her nose after her own sip. “This is vile.”

That’s how you know it’s real,” Yak coughed.

Day slid one of the mugs away from himself without tasting it. “Look’s like Din’s trying the direct route with the barkeep. Let’s hope coin gets us further than Carrie’s… artistry.

Carrie stuck her tongue out at him. “I call it morale.

Call it what you like,” Wikis muttered, her eyes still scanning the rafters, “but you’re drawing attention.

Trunch swirled the muck in his cup and grinned. “In a place like this? Attention is often a form of currency.

Another slam from Umberto’s table drew a cheer from half the room and a groan from the other. He roared in victory, his opponent clutching his wrist and swearing.

See?” Trunch raised his cup in salute. “Subtle as a landslide, but useful.

Umberto returned to the table, grinning as he dropped his winnings onto the barrel. “To the victor go the spoils,” he declared, slamming his hand down. A scatter of coins jingled against the wood; two silver, eighteen copper and, inexplicably, a half-eaten apple.

I raised an eyebrow. “Truly, a king’s ransom. Careful you don’t topple the economy with your riches.

Umberto only smiled. He turned, gave his opponent a surprisingly respectful salute, then tipped the mug back and downed the contents in a single pull.

He slammed the empty down beside the coins and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, eyes bright. “Worth every copper,” he muttered, though whether he meant the wager or the swill in his cup was anyone’s guess. He then turned to me and leaned on the table, voice steady. “It’s not about the money. It’s about the competition,” he said simply. “A fair contest. Win or lose, you give respect where it’s earned.

He glanced back toward his opponent, who was laughing with the men that had bet against him, and nodded once. He picked up the apple and bit into it. The grin that followed was genuine, not the usual baring of teeth before a fight. 

Din returned to the table, setting his mug down with a grunt. Judging by the look on his face, the barkeep had squeezed him for more than just the cost of ale, but there was a flicker of triumph beneath his beard.

I know where to find him,” he said, low enough that only we could hear. “Small alley, a few doors down from here. Look for the grate against the bridge foundation.

Yak perked up. “A sewer grate? You gotta love the classics.

We rose together and were a step away from slipping out the door when it swung inward, banging against the wall.

A figure filled the frame: tall, broad, his hood pulled low. He paused only long enough to sweep his gaze across the room, then his voice rolled out like stone on stone.

Leave.

That was all he said. But it was enough. Chairs scraped, mugs were abandoned, and the Nook emptied with remarkable speed. I’ll confess – I didn’t need to be told twice. Even the barkeep had begun to shuffle toward the exit when the hooded man spoke again, sharper this time.

Not you. Stay.

The barkeep froze mid-step, eyes wide, rag dangling useless in his hand.

In the space of a heartbeat the room was deserted, save for the glitter-covered patron still snoring happily at his table and Trunch and Day standing unmoved.

I found myself outside, boots on the cobbles, the night air cold in my lungs. It took several steps before I realized I hadn’t chosen to take those last few steps. None of us had.

Umberto swore under his breath, fists already clenching. “I’m going back in. No one throws me out of a bar and gets away with it.” He started to turn.

Technically, we were already headed out,” I offered, though the look he shot me suggested my timing was not appreciated.

Din caught his arm before he could take another step. “Don’t. If Day and Trunch stayed, they resisted whatever he did to everyone else. They can handle themselves.

Wikis nodded, eyes still fixed on the Nook’s door. “You saw what Day did in the forest.

Umberto growled, unconvinced. “And Trunch?

Yak gave a small shrug. “Plenty of shadows in there. That usually helps him.

Carrie blinked. “Helps him how?

Din frowned. “Yes, I’d like to know what that means too.

Wikis, Yak and I exchanged a quick, disbelieving glance before Wikis said,“Whenever Trunch gets… crackly …” 

Yak and I wiggled our fingers in a poor imitation of his usual display of eldritch sparks.

… the shadows around him get a bit strange.” She looked at each of their bewildered faces. 

You really hadn’t noticed?” I asked.

Apparently, they hadn’t.

Umberto grunted, folding his arms. “That’s why you’re the chronicler. Spotting the little things the rest of us miss.

I thought I was the chronicler because I can write. You know — letters, words, sentences. Complicated stuff.” I retorted. Yak snorted and bumped his fist lightly against mine. “Besides, Wikis and Yak noticed it too.

Din nodded. “Wikis and Yak notice lots of things. It’s one of the many ways they’re useful.

I notice things too,” Carrie said, crossing her arms.

Umberto exhaled sharply through his nose and glared at me, “Where’s this Svaang? Let’s find him before I knock out another defenseless bystander.

The directions Din had wrung out of the barkeep led us to a narrow alley pressed between the sagging back walls of Brightbriar’s buildings. The stink alone told us we were close. At its end, half-hidden beneath the bridge’s stonework, squatted a rust-choked grate.

We gathered there, the shadows heavy around us, and Din rapped his knuckles against the bars. “Svaang?” he called, low.

Silence.

Yak leaned closer. “Svaang. We’re here to talk.

Nothing. Only the sound of water trickling somewhere below.

Then two enormous yellow eyes appeared in the dark, round and gleaming, staring out from behind the grate. A thin, clawed hand slid between the bars—fingers impossibly long, curling against the metal. He sniffed once, twice, with a sharpness that made my skin crawl.

What do you need, from Svaang?” His voice was a rasping hiss, like someone testing each word—tasting each syllable before letting it out of its cage. Even the simplest phrase carried unease, stretched and lingering in the air longer than it should.

Din stepped forward, steady. “We want your help. To learn about the Dan’del’ion Court. About the castle.

At once, the eyes narrowed, and the fingers began to slide back into the dark.

For Adina,” Carrie said quickly.

That froze him. The eyes lingered, searching her face.

Din lowered his voice. “We know you and Adina were close.

Svaang’s breath rasped through the grate. His head tilted, the tension between retreat and reply written in the twitch of his fingers.

Carrie pressed on. “We want to go to the castle. We want revenge.

Still he hesitated.

Umberto, arms folded, growled, “We killed Dominic.

The goblin’s face shifted in the dark, unreadable. Then he hissed, “Lies.

Wikis,” Umberto barked. She pulled a medallion from her cloak, holding it out so it caught what little light there was. The gleam of it reflected in Svaang’s eyes, but still he did not move.

Then Yak stepped forward. His features rippled, twisted, and reshaped until Dominic’s face stared out from under his hood. “He looked like this?

For the first time, Svaang recoiled. His lips peeled back from sharp teeth, his wide eyes shining with something between fury and grief. Slowly, stiffly, he nodded.

Umberto’s voice was iron. “I cut off his head.

Din added, quietly, “We still have it. If you want to see it, you’ll have to come to Dawnsheart. Travok, Hothar, Yun – they’ll all be there.

The goblin’s claws tapped once, twice, against the grate. His gaze flicked between us, measuring, weighing. Then, with a hiss, “I will… come.

The grate creaked, hinges shrieking, and then he was there — unfolding out of the shadows like a spider from its hole. Too thin, too long in limb, his cloak hanging from him like shed skin. He was short, but his limbs were stretched unnaturally long — arms dangling well past his knees, ending in clawed fingers that clicked lightly against the stones as he moved. His legs, thin and wiry, bent too far before straightening again, giving each step a jerky grace. His skin was a mottled green broken with pale patches, as though the color had been scrubbed from him in places. His eyes, wide and yellow, squinted against even the faintest torchlight, darting from us to the alley mouth and back again, always searching for escape routes. And the smell – stale air, dust, and old stone, clung to him like a second cloak, the scent of someone who had made the forgotten cracks of the world into a home.

Svaang slipped from shadow to shadow as we moved, his limbs folding and unfurling with unnatural precision. He avoided the pools of lamplight like they were poison, every step measured, each blink of his yellow eyes a check of walls, roofs, and alleys. Even in the half-gloom of Brightbriar’s backstreets, he seemed half-vanished already.

We’d barely turned the corner when two figures came striding, almost jogging, toward us. Day’s jaw was set, Trunch’s face uncharacteristically pale.

We need to go,” Day said without preamble. His voice was calm but edged like a drawn blade. “Now.

Umberto bristled. “Why? What’s—

Eric,” Day cut him off. “That was him in the Nook. The big guy. And he wasn’t… playing. He’s dangerous, powerful.

Trunch nodded quickly, adding with uncharacteristic haste, “He was looking for Svaang. Tried to get the barkeep to give him up. But the barkeep didn’t budge, even when Eric was clearly making him pay for it.

For the first time, Svaang’s voice broke the air, soft and mournful. “He… is a good man. A trusted friend.

He’s okay,” Trunch said firmly. “Hurt, but alive. We convinced Eric you’d gone across the river, into Briarbright. But we really do need to move before he figures out the truth.

That was enough to send us surging toward the city gates, boots striking fast against the cobbles. The shadows stretched long, and Svaang clung to them with uncanny ease, keeping pace yet somehow never quite in full view.

At the gate, Wikis didn’t waste a breath. She pointed straight to the C.A.R.T. stand where a bored stablehand leaned against the rail, lantern light swaying in the breeze. “Horses this time. We go quickly.

Coins hit the boy’s palm before he could argue, and moments later we were bundled into a rattling wooden cart, reins slapped, wheels groaning as the beasts pulled us onto the road.

Behind us, Brightbriar was growing loud with commotion — shouts, the clang of iron-shod boots on stone, the clamor of voices all twisted with the same note: fear. At first, my stomach clenched with certainty: Eric. But the noise was wrong for pursuit. People weren’t fleeing out – they were gathering, pouring into the streets, faces upturned. Fingers pointed skyward.

I followed their gaze and froze.

The stars were going out.

Not hidden by cloud or smoke, but extinguished. Snuffed out, one by one, as though some invisible hand pinched each spark from the sky. 

No one spoke for several heartbeats. The only sound was the cart’s wheels striking the stones, the frantic snort of horses.

Then Wikis, her voice thin and brittle: “I don’t like this.

Carrie shifted uneasily, wings twitching. “That’s… not natural, right?

Din didn’t answer. His eyes, had fixed not on the missing stars but something else, ours soon followed. A faint beam, a spear of pinkish-purple light rising from the far mountains. It shimmered unnaturally, stabbing upward into the sky, too distant to hear but too wrong to ignore.

The cart jolted forward as Yak cracked the reins harder. We clung to silence as the wheels thundered against the road, Dawnsheart waiting ahead while the night above us unraveled star by star.

Stubborn Beasts and Burdens

Chronicles of Klept: Chapter XXIV


It wasn’t long before the squeak of wheels and the soft clop of mule hooves on packed dirt were joined by the gentle sound of snoring.

Trunch had wedged himself between two packs near the back of the cart, a faded raincloak bundled beneath his head like a makeshift pillow. The cart jolted and creaked beneath him, but he was already fast asleep — mouth slightly open, hands folded across his chest, a look of childlike innocence softening his features. The rise and fall of his chest was occasionally interrupted by a flicker of dark energy crackling across his fingertips.
He looked peaceful.

Except for the shadows.
They didn’t quite match the rhythm of the cart’s movement — just a fraction too slow to follow, a fraction too eager to reach.

Yak sat near one edge of the cart with the ease of someone who had done this a thousand times – and with the glee of someone who was delighted each time as if it were the first. Legs swinging freely, a leather pouch bouncing at his hip, a smudged notebook balanced on one knee. Every so often, he’d leap down without warning and dart into the brush or to the roadside where a tree or flowering shrub caught his eye.

He sniffed, pinched, and occasionally nibbled at leaves, petals and bark, scribbling quick notes in cramped, inky handwriting. Then, just as suddenly, he’d strike, a flick of a small blade slicing a bloom or strip of bark free with surgical precision. More than once, he was back on the cart before the plant had finished swaying from the force of his cut.

There was something undeniably innocent about the way he perched there between bursts of activity; legs swinging, humming to himself, pleased by whatever strange alchemy he was planning. But the speed with which he moved gave his actions an edge. It was hard to say whether he was picking ingredients or hunting them.

He returned each time with eyes dancing. Sometimes he held up a leaf for the others to admire, only to tuck it away without waiting for a response. The cart ride settled into a strange rhythm: leap, nibble, sniff, slash, scribble.

And though he always smiled, it was hard to say what that smile looked like. Around strangers, Yak’s face became something slippery and forgettable. Constantly changing and unknowable. But even here, among friends, his features were oddly blank, almost like a placeholder for a person. You could stare at him for minutes and still not recall the color of his eyes. Only the smile remained. Unsettlingly constant. Unfailingly cheerful.

Wikis spent most of the journey watching the sky as though she believed it wasn’t being truthful.

She perched near the front of the cart, hood pulled low, eyes narrowed, scanning every passing cloud with the intensity of someone waiting for a very specific kind of doom to arrive. Her fingers toyed constantly with the drawstring of the small pouch at her hip, the one that jingled faintly with the weight of coins, buttons, fragments of mirror, and other shiny trinkets no one else had dared ask about.

She muttered to it often.

Every few minutes, she’d open it with great suspicion, rifle through its contents, and breathe a sigh of relief. Then she’d glance sharply at whoever was closest, brows drawn tight with narrowed accusation.

Once, she scurried forward along the cart’s wooden lip, across the reins with surprising balance, and leaned in close to one of the mules. She whispered something low and urgent into its ear. Then, just as quickly, she darted back, climbing over Day’s shoulder like a raccoon and tucking herself behind a pile of packs with a nod of satisfaction.

She tried hiding behind Carrie for a while although it was less hiding and more crouching very visibly in the open and insisting she was unseen. Every so often, she peeked out to glare up at a patch of sky that seemed slightly too empty for her liking, or slightly too full.

Her bow lay across her knees the entire time, fingertips brushing it occasionally, not as a threat, but more like a reminder. No one had taken anything from her pouch. But that didn’t mean they wouldn’t.

She seemed to think the sky definitely knew something.

Umberto sat cross-legged, reading a well-worn copy of Barbara Dongswallower’s A Tight Fit, his thumb tracing along the spine like it was something sacred. The cart jostled and groaned beneath him, but he didn’t seem to notice. He was deep in the pages, lips moving silently as he read.

He let out a satisfied grunt.
There it is,” he whispered, nodding to himself. “The perfect example. Right there.

He winced and rubbed his jaw, then touched the side of his face with two fingers, gently testing the tenderness of the bruise.
Totally worth it,” he muttered. “How anyone could possibly think Barbara Dongswallower’s prose is anything but the height of literary perfection is beyond me.” 

He shook his head and scoffed mockingly, “Oh, her prose is awful. She obviously uses a ghost-writer.” 

Then, louder — to no one in particular, but loud enough for everyone to hear — he read:

Their gazes collided like charging stallions on a moonlit moor, breathless and wild. His voice was gravel soaked in honey, scraping sweetly against the hollow of her hesitation. And when his fingers grazed her greaves, she didn’t just tremble — she unraveled, one thread at a time, until she was nothing but longing laced in plate.

Somehow, he rolled his eyes in both derision and ecstasy.

I mean, come on. Nuance. Subtlety. Structure. That guy and his idiot friends deserved the lesson in literary appreciation.

He rubbed the side of his face again and resumed reading with a sense of righteous conviction, the bruising along his cheek catching the sun as he smiled softly to himself.

Day looked at me and shrugged.

Carrie fluttered nonstop. From the moment the cart left the Dawnsheart, to the moment the Prophet Rock loomed into view, she buzzed from person to person like a winged monologue generator, trailing sparkles and unrelenting commentary in her wake. She didn’t wait for responses. Didn’t need them. It was less a conversation and more a performance. Delivered in acts, punctuated by costume changes, and underscored by the faint shimmer of fairy dust clinging to her wake.

That cloud looks like a muffin,” she told Umberto, who didn’t look up from his novel. “A sad muffin. I bet it has emotional baggage.

Later: “Do you think mules ever dream of being ponies? Or like, war horses? Or peacocks?

At one point she pulled out her bagpipes and launched into a triumphant, if uneven, rendition of The Ballad of the Soggy Goat. Yak applauded with genuine delight, throwing flower petals at her like a drunken wedding guest. Carrie bowed midair, blew a kiss, and stuffed the flowers into her corset with a dramatic gasp of gratitude, as though she’d just won a lifetime achievement award.

Eventually, her attention turned to the mules.

This began innocently enough: a little petting, a little cooing, a few whispered compliments. Then came the glitter. Then feathers. Then braided manes, makeup, a decorative sash made from a strip of old curtain she swore wasn’t stolen, and what might have once been one of Trunch’s handkerchiefs now acting as a headband across one mule’s brow.

By the time she was finished, the mules looked like parade float rejects—proud, sparkling, faintly horrified.

Stunning,” Carrie declared, fluttering between them, hands on hips, admiring her work. “Absolutely radiant. If we run into any bandits, they’ll be far too intimidated by the sheer confidence of these looks to attack us.

When not fluttering between the cart’s occupants and her newly beautified beasts, she twirled slowly above the wagon, arms outstretched, catching falling leaves and assigning each of them names and scandalous backstories. Somewhere around the midpoint of the journey, she adopted a small stick, named it Madame Dewsnap, and insisted it was the group’s moral compass.

While Carrie directed the mules through their glitter debut, Din and Day pressed me for details. Before we’d left, Tufulla had handed me a stack of parchment—updates, intelligence, scattered notes—meant to help us piece things together and prepare for whatever storm was brewing.

There’s a note here,” I said, flipping through the stack and holding one out to Day. “Something about another stump being found. In the forest outside Briarbright.

Day frowned, studying the parchment. “No doubt they’ll find more soon. Briarbright?

The Briars,” I replied. “It’s the half of the city across the river,” I clarified.

Din leaned over, plucking the page from Day’s hands. “Trunch mentioned that once, didn’t he? Something about one city becoming two?

I nodded. “The Briars used to be one city, Briarton: larger than Dawnsheart, actually. It straddled the Crystal River. But centuries ago, a family dispute broke out, an argument over which heir should lead. They never settled it. So the city split, clean down the river.

They just… split the city in half?” Day asked, eyebrows raised.

Right down the middle. It’s been two separate towns ever since – Brightbriar and Briarbright. And no, they never reconciled. No one even remembers what the original argument was about, but the grudge stuck. There’s only one bridge between them now, and it’s heavily guarded on both ends, just in case anyone gets nostalgic and tries diplomacy.

I flipped through the parchment until one sheet caught my eye. I passed it to Din. “You might find this interesting.

My eyes skimmed the text—years of scribing had made quick reading second nature. “There was an attempt on the King’s life. The Royal Guard’s been disbanded.

Day leaned in, peering over the page. “Really? During the harvest festival? That’s bold.

Looks like one of the bodyguards was killed. Another was arrested—accused of being part of the plot. The Brothers of Midnight ran an internal investigation and uncovered several others in the Guard who were complicit.” Din’s brow furrowed as he read. 

That’s… serious. Treason inside the palace guard?” Day questioned.

Seems so. The entire Guard was dissolved. The Brothers of Midnight took over.” Din handed the parchment back to me.. 

Brothers of Midnight?” Day glanced at me.

Elite splinter group,” I said. “Formed from the Royal Guard. Their job is to protect the royal family during the dead of night—silent operatives, moving in shadows. The kingdom’s hidden hand. Loyal, lethal, and invisible when they need to be.

Rumor has it they operate on two fronts” Yak’s voice cut in over Carrie’s bagpipes. “There’s a division that stays in the capital and another that operates around the continent.” 

Day gave a low whistle. “Well. They sound like a group you don’t want to piss off.

I flipped further through the stack. “Ah. Here we go. The White Ravens have confirmed increased undead activity. Scattered groups throughout the valley, most of them… drifting.

Drifting?” Din asked, leaning over again.

Apparently not attacking. Just walking. All headed in the same direction. Toward the mountains.

Day frowned. “Like Wikis and Umberto, back at the stump.

I nodded. “Castle Ieyoch. That’s the implication. They’ve counted at least four dozen distinct shamblers. Some groups as small as two or three. A few large enough to be dangerous.

“Only within the valley?” Din asked.

I’m not sure,” I said, flipping to the next page. “A few sparse sightings outside. All heading the same way – toward the Humbledoewn Valley.

Drawn to something,” Day murmured. “Or someone.

There was a silence as we let that settle.

I reached for another sheet, thinner than the rest, its ink faded but precise. “Huh.

What is it?” Din asked.

It’s a historical note,” I said, “about a celestial event—an eclipse, centuries ago. Lasted several days.”

Din raised an eyebrow. “That doesn’t sound normal.”

“It isn’t. Wasn’t,” I replied. “At least, not naturally. According to this, the eclipse coincided with the rise of the Dan’del’ion Court. Some believed it was a bad omen. Others thought it was unnatural, intentional.” Day pursed his lips and nodded. “One scholar posits it wasn’t an eclipse at all, but a ritual cloaking of the sun. Apparently it started with the removal of the stars from the night sky. Whatever that means.

Lovely,” Day muttered, exhaling sharply. “A kingdom of shadows rising in darkness. Of course they’d start with the sky.

Din steepled his fingers, “If we can believe anything Dominic said, before he revealed himself – he said there was an army at the castle waiting for an event.

You think they’re waiting for another eclipse?” Day asked.

You said they were vampires, some of them.” Din looked at me. “It makes sense. That would be a good time for them to attack. No sun.

Possibly. Or maybe it’s a ritual.” I folded the parchment and slid it back into the stack. “Either way, we’ve got little information and less time.” My gaze drifted up the length of the cart. 

Wikis sat perched with her hood drawn tight, still glaring up at the sky. Her hand hovered near the pouch at her hip. The other over the bow on her lap. A cloud passed overhead, and her eyes followed it like a hawk.

I turned back to the parchment.

Do you think she senses something?” I asked, quietly.

Din shrugged, “She’s been watching the sky all morning. Maybe she knows what’s coming.

Maybe,” Day replied. “Or maybe she’s mad.

Not always mutually exclusive,” I said.

A gust of wind stirred the trees.

Wikis narrowed her eyes at the clouds again, like she was waiting for them to blink.


The Kashten Dell was quiet. On its edges, sun-dappled trees swayed gently in the afternoon breeze, their leaves rustling in soft conversation. Birds chirped lazily from the branches above, and the hum of insects buzzed through tall grass and blooming wildflowers, blues and yellows and white-starred purple, growing in cheerful defiance of the beaten path.

It wasn’t bustling. Outside of the Harvest Festival and the Reading, it never was. Just a few scattered travellers, the occasional creak of a wooden cart in the distance, and the still, reflective surface of Prophet Rock lake.

The last time we’d seen the Dell, it was chaos — tents on fire, people screaming, smoke curling through the trees, the ground slick with blood. Now… It was peaceful. Calm. Serene. As if the land itself was trying to forget.

Now, we’d come in search of Hothar, a firbolg druid who protected the surrounding wilderness and was once a part of an adventuring team that had scouted Castle Ieyoch, but no one in the Dell seemed keen to talk about him. Or maybe they didn’t know him at all. We weren’t sure which. An old woman seated on a rock beside the road just laughed and waved us away. Umberto didn’t take it well.

Big guy,” Din said to a man fishing at the edge of Prophet Rock Lake. “Tall. Looks after the place. Might wear moss.

The fisherman shrugged and pointed vaguely toward the woods, “Haven’t seen him in a few days. His hut is just over there, beyond the tree line.

We headed in the direction the man had indicated and found a small, makeshift shelter; a simple roof woven from twigs and leaves, balanced atop four thick branches driven into the ground. A sleeping mat lay off to one side. Nearby, a pot and a blackened kettle hung over a small firepit, the ashes cold and gray – untouched for several hours, at least. Dried herbs hung in neat bunches from the ceiling. Clay bowls filled with berries and nuts sat carefully arranged on a flat stone.

It didn’t look abandoned.

But it didn’t look lived in either.

We called out a few times, but there was no answer. The woods stayed quiet.

Yak wandered over to one of the clay bowls, picked out a berry, sniffed it, then gave it a tentative lick.

Din didn’t even look up. “Put it back.

Yak sighed and dropped the berry back into the bowl with exaggerated disappointment, wiping his tongue on his sleeve.

Trunch wandered down toward the lake and stopped at the edge of the water. He stood there for a while, just… looking. Then he tossed a small stone and watched the ripples drift outward where it fell.

You gonna climb it again,” Umberto asked, eyeing the Prophet Rock with renewed interest.

Trunch shook his head. “No,” he said quietly. “Not this time.

Umberto turned. “Why not?

Trunch didn’t answer right away. He just stared at the rock.

I don’t think it would be respectful,” he finally said. “And… part of me wonders if what I did started something we didn’t understand.

Umberto nodded and shrugged.

Trunch tilted his head. “Also … I can’t actually swim.

We waited. We searched. We asked a few more questions to the handful of people still lingering nearby, but no one could point us toward him.

Hothar?” A portly man with a sun-reddened nose paused mid-step, his wiry mule snorting behind him beneath a tower of bundled fabrics. “Big fella, gentle as rain? He’s always pokin’ around the woods — talking to trees, rescuing birds, that sort of thing. Sort of nature’s warden, y’know? Usually shows up when something needs fixing. Or when the squirrels start organizing again.

He scratched his head beneath a frayed straw hat. “Might be out checking on a grove or a nesting site or who knows what. He comes and goes. Nature business.

The man chuckled as he adjusted one of the bundles. “If you’re waiting to talk to him… you might be waiting a while. Works on nature’s time, that one.

After an hour, we gave up.

We don’t have time for this,” Day said, scanning the treeline. “I think we should move on. Find Travok, he’s next on the list.”

No one argued. We left the Dell behind, the Prophet Rock shrinking behind the trees as we turned north — toward Ravenswell.

Apparently,” I ran my eyes over the notes Yun and Tufulla had provided about the group, “He runs an inn just outside Ravenswell, the Stumble Inn.

Finally,” Umberto snapped. “Somewhere that serves drinks.


Ravenswell came into view before the Stumble Inn — or at least, the aura of it did.

I think the forest is on fire,” Carrie gasped as we crested a low hill.

Chimneys,” I said flatly. “Just chimneys.

Chimneys?” Din asked, squinting into the haze. “That many?”

Welcome to Ravenswell,” I replied. “Industrial hub of the valley. Iron and coal mines in the Marwhera Peaks just behind it. Almost all the valley’s weapons, tools, furniture — they’re made here.

Smells like burnt socks,” Yak muttered, wrinkling his nose.

Doesn’t really fit the rest of the valley,” Day noted.

It doesn’t,” I agreed. “Everywhere else is farms and forests. Here, it’s soot and sawdust. The best smiths, carpenters, fletchers, coopers — all of them set up shop in Ravenswell. It’s not as polluting as some of the industrial towns beyond the mountains, but in a place like this? The contrast is… noticeable.

Trunch tapped a finger against his temple. “I read once that the best woodwork on the continent came from this valley. Timberham, wasn’t it?

I nodded. “Timberham. South of Briarbright. Legendary craftsmanship. The kind of place where chairs were heirlooms and doorframes had waiting lists.

And now it’s a ghost town. No one really goes there anymore?” Trunch asked.

Because of actual ghosts?” Carrie asked hopefully.

No. Bad memories.

What happened?

Dan’del’ion Court. They razed it — a warning to the valley. It’s just blackened beams and broken windows now. Very few actual residents.

Carrie’s eyes lit up. “So, possibly because of ghosts?

I turned to her. “No. Mostly just abandoned. Possibly cursed.

She frowned.

I sighed. “Although… given the circumstances and the rumors, I wouldn’t rule out ghosts entirely.

Several minutes later, just before the edge of Ravenswell proper, the Stumble Inn came into view — a squat, single-storey building of thatch and stone, nestled like an afterthought at the bend in the road. Smoke curled lazily from a small chimney. A modest stable stood to one side, and a C.A.R.T. stand sat nearby, its beast pen empty and its attendant half-asleep.

We led the mules over first. The attendant roused with a grunt — then froze as Carrie’s glittered parade-beasts came into view.

He blinked.

The mule with the braided mane snorted defiantly.

I can explain,” Carrie chirped, like someone accepting a trophy.

You really can’t,” Day muttered, patting the mule’s flank.

We left the beasts in his stunned care and made our way toward the inn.

I’ll stay out front,” Day said as we approached. “Keep an eye out. Just in case.

Wikis nodded and wordlessly joined him, already half-cloaked in her hood, watching the sky again like it had wronged her personally.

We headed to the door which creaked open with a groan, and stepped into the dim glow of the Stumble Inn.

Or tried to.

Trunch was first — and promptly tripped forward with a startled grunt, catching himself on a table and knocking over a spoon.

The inn erupted in cheers.

Yak and Umberto reached the doorway at the same time. There was an immediate flurry of elbows and shoulders as they jostled for position.

Move it,” Umberto growled. “I need a drink.

Not as much as I do,” Yak hissed back, grinning.

They pushed, twisted, half-tripped over each other — and finally burst through the threshold in a tangled heap.

The room erupted.

Yak landed sprawled and sideways across the earthen floor, arms splayed like a felled starfish. Umberto skidded into a table leg, rolled to his feet, and threw both arms in the air like he’d just won a wrestling match.

Cheers, whistles, and laughter rang out across the inn.

Carrie fluttered in with perfect grace, feet never touching the ground. She landed gracefully on an empty table, twirled and struck a dazzling pose … and was met with complete silence.

She blinked. “Oh come on.

Din followed next, stepping over the threshold carefully and with intention. A chorus of boos met him before his boots had fully hit the packed earth..

He raised a single brow. “Really?

They didn’t stumble!” someone shouted “They buy their own.

Carrie crossed her arms. “I was being elegant.

The barkeep shrugged. “Elegance don’t get you an ale.

She glared at him.

I followed right after them — and stumbled.

My boot hit the raised threshold just a little too high, and the floor dropped just a little too quickly. As I pitched forward, I had just enough time to think, Ah. Slightly elevated entry, lower interior floor. Optical illusion. How clever.

Then I hit the floor, caught myself on a table leg, and was met with thunderous applause.

Better!” someone yelled.

I straightened, dusted myself off, and gave a short bow. “You people are very enthusiastic about other people falling over,” I observed.

That’s the whole point.” the barkeep called. “It’s in the name. First timers get an ale on the house, if they stumble in.” He waved a hand derisively, as if he really didn’t care at all.

Free ale,” Umberto said, downing a mug that was handed to him in a long, satisfying gulp. He exhaled like someone who’d just emerged from underwater. “This place,” he said, eyes closed, “is great.” He turned to Yak, “We need a gimmick.

It was the happiest we’d seen him all day.

What brings you to the Stumble Inn?” The individual behind the bar was a squat, broad-shouldered Dwarf. He wiped his hands on a greasy cloth and scowled at us like we’d spilled something.

We’re looking for someone,” Carrie replied. She leaned in closely, “Someone who is in danger.

So, you’re not just passing through,” he said flatly.

Not just,” Din replied, nodding politely.

The dwarf didn’t answer. Just kept wiping, one eye narrowing.

Umberto set his tankard down. “You wouldn’t happen to know a Travok, would you?

The wiping stopped.

Depends who’s asking.

We’re friends of Yun,” I offered. “And Tufulla.

He grunted. “Figures.” He threw the cloth down. “So, you church folk.” He glanced at me.

We’re not with the Church,” Din said.

We’re an independent group, ” Carrie cut in “No political affiliations. We’re the Damaged Buttholes.

The inn keeper raised a brow. “That’s not a real name.

Unfortunately, it is,” Din muttered. 

Travok looked at me again. “So what’s he doing with you then?” He jabbed a thick finger in my direction.

I’m just a scribe,” I said quickly. “A note-taker.

He squinted at me like I was some kind of fungus growing on a loaf of bread.

I cleared my throat. “They – can’t write,” I added, eyeing Umberto pointedly.

Umberto scowled, raised his mug and drank again.

We’re trying to find out about Castle Ieyoch.” Yak added, “About what happened there.

The dwarf stared long and hard at Yak. He leaned forward slightly, squinting into the hooded shadows. “You been in here before?” He asked, “You look kind of familiar.

Yak just smiled. “Me? No, first time patron. I just have one of those faces.

The Dan’del’ion Court is rising again.” Trunch added with conviction, “Yun said Travok was part of a scouting team that made it back from the castle. We just want to ask him a few questions.

Travok’s eyes tightened.

I don’t talk about that,” he said. “Didn’t then. Don’t now.

Why not?” Din asked gently.

Because I don’t remember.
The words dropped heavy and bitter.

So, you’re Travok?” Carrie asked, eyes wide. “I thought you’d be … bigger.

He scowled.

That explains the crossbows,” Yak said casually.

Travok’s eyes snapped toward him.

Trunch frowned. “What crossbows?

The traps,” Yak said, still not looking at anyone. “Button-triggered, I’d guess. I noticed three separate clicking sounds when we mentioned his name. Above the door, under the bench, and,” he leaned sideways a fraction, “behind that barrel over there.

Travok stared at him. Then, slowly, he reached below the bar and flipped a small switch with a heavy clunk.

Built most of them myself,” he said gruffly. “Harmond helped. Old friend. 

Harmond of Beastly Bits. In Dawnsheart?” I asked.

That’s him. Mad as a goat. Knows his contraptions though.

Expecting someone?” Din asked.

I always expect someone,” Travok snapped. “After I got out of that cursed place, I started having visitors. Mostly at night. Always hooded. Always wearing one of these

He reached beneath the bar and pulled out a small lockbox. Inside were five identical medallions — the unmistakable emblem of the Dan’del’ion Court.

Pffft. We’ve got like a dozen or so of those,” Carrie scoffed as she reached into her pack and dumped a cloth wrapped heap on the bar. There was the distinct clink of metal as the cloth parted exposing a pile of medallions. “What’s your point?

I moved to quickly cover the pile of medallions with the edges of the cloth, “Don’t wave these around in public,” I hissed at Carrie, “They’re highly illegal.

No one here gives a shit,” Travok snarled. Then, raising his voice to the room:
Hey — these…” he glanced at us quickly, “…buttholes have killed a bunch of Dan’del’ion scumbags!

There was a cheer and the clink of glasses in celebration.

You’ll find no love for the Dan’del’ion Court here,” he added, with something approaching joy. “May they all die fucking painful deaths.

Umberto, Yak, and Carrie raised their mugs in silent salute, joined by the majority of scattered patrons throughout the room.

Travok leaned back behind the bar, crossed his arms, and looked us over.
Right. We’ve done introductions. Now we’re best fucking friends,” he said with a smug curl to his lip, “What in Bragmire’s name do you want?

There was a beat of quiet. A shuffling of feet. The uncomfortable scrape of barstools. Ale being swallowed a little too loudly.
No one wanted to be the first to speak.

Eventually, Din stepped forward.

We came to ask you to come with us,” he said. “Back to Dawnsheart.

Before Travok could respond, the door burst open behind us.
A loud cheer erupted from the patrons as Wikis faceplanted into the dirt just inside the threshold.

A mug of ale was quickly thrust into her hand. She clutched it instinctively, eyes wide, body tense and coiled like a spring.

Friend of yours?” Travok asked, one eyebrow raised as his hand slipped under the bar.

She’s with us, yes,” Din answered, calm and steady.

Travok snorted and pulled his hand back. “‘Course she is.

Your name is on a list,” Trunch said calmly. “Found on a Dan’del’ion assassin.

Travok didn’t move.

There were three of them,” Trunch continued. “Assassins. Working together. The other two are still out there.

We took care of one of them,” Carrie added cheerfully, like she was announcing free cake.

Din stepped forward again, locking eyes with Travok.
The list had names. Members of your team. You. Yun. Hothar. Svaang. And High Reader Tufulla.

Travok’s jaw clenched.

Tufulla and Yun both think it’ll be safer if you’re all in one place,” Din finished. “Strength in numbers.

They’re killing off anyone who knows anything,” Trunch said. “That’s why we need to get you to Dawnsheart. Tufulla and Yun—

I’m not going,” Travok cut him off. “I have this place rigged tighter than the King’s vault. You want me in a safe place? You’re in it.

Travok,” Din pleaded, “if we don’t work together, none of us are going to be safe. We’ve already been attacked. People are dying. We need answers.

I don’t have answers,” Travok snapped, this time slamming his hand on the bar. “I told you. The Castle was strange. Wrong. We went in… I don’t know what we found. Just pieces. Flashes. Screaming. Fire. A light that wasn’t a light. They took my leg. We made it out. I call that a fair trade.” He stepped back from the bar and tapped his peg-leg against the floor.

We’re not asking you to fight,” Trunch offered. “Just talk. Help us fill in the gaps.

I can’t,” Travok snapped again, this time slamming both hands onto the bar. “That’s what I’m trying to tell you. My memories are… gone. Or missing. There’s gaps I don’t remember. They messed with our heads!

He looked up slowly and gestured at his tavern.

Did you stop to wonder why the floor here is just dirt? It’s because I think about that place every time I hear this peg knock against stone or wood,” he said brusquely. “What they did to us. How she didn’t make it out.” Then he drained the last of his ale, stared into the mug like it might refill itself, and muttered, “Go find the others. If they’re still breathing maybe they’ll help.

You’re not going to?” Din asked quietly.

I just did,” Travok said, and turned away. “Now drink up, and get out before I decide you are looking for trouble.

We started to gather our things. There was an edge to the silence now, like a conversation that had closed too hard.

Carrie lingered by the bar, eyes still on Travok.

What was her name?” she asked softly. “The one who didn’t make it out.

Travok didn’t look up. He just exhaled through his nose, like the question had pulled something sharp from deep inside.

Adina,” he said. “Her name was Adina.

There was a pause. Then:

She and Svaang were close. Real close. He can tell you more. If you can find him.

He didn’t say anything else. Just stared into his empty mug like it held a map to somewhere better.


We stepped out into the mid-afternoon air and found Day casually petting our overly-decorated mules at the C.A.R.T. stand. One of them now had glitter on its ears. The other had feathers stuck to its tail and looked like it wanted to die.

So,” Day said, not looking up, “I take it he’s not coming with us?

He said it in that calm, matter-of-fact way that made it sound like he’d known all along.

No,” Din replied, setting his hammer on the cart with a weary thud. “He’s too stubborn to move and too broken to help.

Carrie fluttered over and landed lightly on the cart’s edge. “He gave us a name, though,” she said. “Adina. She’s the one who didn’t make it out.

Day nodded slowly. “I guess that’s something.” He unhooked the mules from the hitching post and tossed the attendant a silver.

Yak stood nibbling a dried biscuit. “He said Svaang would be able to tell us more. Where did Yun say we’d find him?

The Briars,” Wikis said, eyeing the nearby treeline. “Somewhere near the bridge.” She climbed onto the cart without breaking eye contact with the trees.

I say we don’t even bother,” Umberto growled, stomping up to the cart. “Let them get hunted. Fend for themselves. We know where the damn castle is — let’s just go. Kick the door in. End it now.

Carrie lit up like he’d suggested they crash a royal wedding. “Honestly? That kind of energy is very appealing right now.” She fluttered down beside him, poked his bicep, and grinned. “We storm the gates, you rage, Wikis looses some arrows — boom. Instant legends.

I’m in,” Umberto said, flexing his fingers. “We’re wasting time. All this walking and talking — for what? Another name on a list? Another paranoid old fart who won’t help us?

No,” Trunch said gently, climbing aboard. “We don’t even know what we’re walking into. Too many variables. Too many unknowns.

You’re assuming we have time to figure everything out,” Umberto snapped. “Right now, we’re just dithering around the countryside, talking to ghosts and cowards.

And what if we’re walking straight into a trap?” Din said firmly, turning to face him. “The only information we have about the castle came from Dominic — when he was pretending to be Jonath. We don’t know what’s real and what’s bait.

Umberto scowled, jaw clenched. But he didn’t argue.

Day spoke from the front of the cart, still adjusting the harness on the mules. “We move faster,” he said simply. “Find Svaang. Find Hothar. We go through the Dell on the way to the Briars anyway. We gather what we can.

He looked back at the group. “The more information we have, the better our odds.

Umberto exhaled through his nose like a bull barely held at bay. “I swear, if this ends with us back in a tavern discussing feelings—

It won’t,” Din said, resting a hand on the haft of his hammer. “You’ll get to hit something soon. Lots of things, probably.

Umberto snorted, then gave a grudging nod and hoisted himself onto the cart. “You better hope so,” he said, eyeing me as he settled in. “Or I’ll take it out on something else.

I promise,” Din said gently, patting him on the shoulder.

I shifted uncomfortably.

Carrie tossed a flower behind her like it was the end of an opera. “Onward, to glory,” she declared. “I feel it in the wind.

That’s probably just glitter,” Yak said, brushing some from his collar and climbing aboard.

We urged the mules into motion, hoping they’d pick up the pace now that time actually mattered.

They did not.

If anything, they seemed personally offended by the idea.

The one with glitter on its ears stopped to chew a particularly unappetizing patch of grass. The other let out a deep, sorrowful sigh — the kind that sounded like it had just remembered every bad thing that had ever happened to it.

This is ridiculous,” Umberto muttered, shifting his weight. “Can’t they move faster?

Wikis glanced at the mules, then the cart. “Next time we’re in a hurry, maybe we spring for the upgrade and hire horses instead.

The mule with feathers sneezed.

We arrived at the Dell in the late afternoon. The air had gained a bite, and cold winds began to creep down from the mountains. We hitched the mules to a post near the lake, letting them drink to their hearts’ content.

Wikis, ever alert, tapped Day on the shoulder and motioned toward a patch of wildflowers near the tree line — not far from where we’d inspected Hothar’s hut earlier. A shape sat still among the blooms, a silhouette woven of shadow and subtle movement.

Hey,” Day said, quietly. “Looks like he might be here.

We approached carefully, and found ourselves standing before a tangle of limbs and stillness.

He sat cross-legged in the dirt, surrounded by wildflowers, as if the patch had grown around him. Long, lanky legs folded beneath a wiry frame, more sinew than muscle. His arms draped at his sides like vines left untethered. If he stood, he’d have easily cleared seven feet.

A pipe — not carved, but formed from a naturally hollowed curve of wood — rested between his lips. Thin ribbons of smoke drifted lazily skyward.

His face was soft and broad, almost bovine in its shape, with wide nostrils and heavy-lidded eyes. It was the kind of face built for peace. At that moment, he seemed entirely lost in it.

We all eyed each other, waiting for someone to speak.

Umberto stepped forward.

Trunch immediately threw out an arm and pushed him back, clearing his throat softly as he stepped in front.

Excuse me… are you Hothar?

The figure didn’t move at first. Just sat there in the wildflowers, pipe balanced between his lips, smoke curling lazily toward the clouds.

Then he spoke — a slow, low rumble, like tree roots stretching in the earth.

Mmm.

A long pause.

Names’re a funny thing… don’t you think?

He blinked slowly, eyes still fixed on some distant thought.

Like a coat. You put it on. Wear it a while. Sometimes it fits. Sometimes it’s jus’ heavy.

Another slow drag on the pipe.

But aye…” He tilted his head toward Trunch. “Folk call me Hothar. So… maybe I am.

Trunch took a careful step forward.
We were hoping to talk to you,” he said. “About the Dan’del’ion Court. Castle Ieyoch. We’re friends of Yun.

Hothar didn’t answer at first. Just breathed slowly through his nose, eyes still on the flower between his fingers.

Mm. Yun,” he murmured. “Bright flame. Burns careful.

A gust of wind stirred the wildflowers, brushing his sleeves.

But that place… that name…” His voice softened even more, almost a whisper. “It don’t belong in mouths no more.

He set the flower gently down on the earth beside him.

Some things don’t grow back, friend,” he said. “Not right. Not really. You can try to mend the branch, but the scar’s still there — and it don’t bear fruit the same way.

Then he looked at Trunch for the first time. Not unfriendly. But heavy.

Why would you chase rot in the root, when there’s still blossom on the tree?

There was a beat of silence.

Then Umberto exhaled, loud through his nose. His jaw clenched. His shoulders rose. His fists opened and closed at his sides like he was wringing out an invisible towel.

Steam, in the shape of a man.

Are you kidding me?” he muttered. “We’re out here chasing whispers while they’re raising the dead and sharpening blades—

Day put a hand on his arm. He shook it off.

Umberto,” Din warned quietly.

But Hothar didn’t flinch. He turned slowly, pipe still balanced between his lips, and looked up at the boiling gnome.

Mmm.

He took a long draw, then let the smoke curl from his nose.

Boiling water don’t see the stars,” he said.

Another pause.

Too busy bubbling.”

Then he turned back toward the flowers, like that was explanation enough.

Trunch stepped forward again, voice steady but gentle.
We’re not here to stir up old wounds. We just… we need to understand. What you saw. What happened in that castle.

Hothar didn’t look up. He pinched a stalk of wild mint between his fingers and inhaled deeply.

The wind don’t tell the tree where it’s blowin’,” he said softly. “But still, the branches bend.

Trunch opened his mouth. Closed it. Looked to Din.

Din cleared his throat and tried a different tack.
Hothar. You’re in danger. They’re hunting people. Everyone who went to that place. You included.

At that, Hothar gave a slow nod. Not surprised. Not moved.
All things are hunted,” he said. “Antelope knows the lion. Tree knows the axe. Seed knows the frost.
He looked up at Din.
You call it danger. I call it rhythm.

But if we work together,” Din tried again, “we can stop this.

Wikis stood unblinking, head cocked to one side. Watching the firbolg intently.

You can’t stop winter no matter how hard you try,” Hothar murmured. “You endure it. Let it pass. Plant again come spring.

Umberto paced a few steps away, muttering curses to himself.

Trunch tried once more. “Please. Just something. A memory. A glimpse. Anything that can help.

Hothar’s voice dropped into near reverence.
Some soil ain’t meant to be turned.
He tapped his temple lightly.
Sometimes, it’s best to leave it be, don’t give the wrong things a chance to grow.

That’s it,” Umberto growled, stomping forward. “You’re just gonna sit here spouting gardening riddles while the rest of us are bleeding trying to fix this?

Hothar didn’t move. Didn’t blink.

Mmm.

He took another pull on the pipe. “The sun can’t reach everything” he said. “Some things naturally grow in the dark.

Gods, I hate gardening,” Umberto muttered. He walked over to the road and began kicking at stones and pebbles, cursing.

A quiet giggle cut through the tension.
An elderly woman perched on a rock by the roadside called out, “It’s no use. All he does is talk in riddles. I reckon it’s the pipe what does it.

Din turned toward her, exasperated. “You mean there’s no way to get a straight answer out of him?

“’Fraid not,” she said with a shrug. “He’s always like this — unless there’s a threat to the Dell. A fire, a hunter, someone pickin’ too many flowers. If he feels the land’s in danger, then he speaks.

Din rubbed his forehead and sighed.
Well,” he said, loud enough for the rest of us to hear, “we are not starting a forest fire.

The way he said it made it very clear — that wasn’t a suggestion.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Wikis — still watching the druid — nudge Day and motion silently toward something I couldn’t quite see. I turned to follow her gaze toward Hothar, just as Umberto pulled my attention elsewhere.

The place needs to feel threatened for him to act, huh?” Umberto snapped. “That’s fucking great.

He stepped toward the old woman.

Is this threatening enough?”

His clenched fist connected with her jaw with a loud crack.

She slid from the rock, head hitting the ground with a sickening thud.

Umberto spun toward Hothar. “Is that threatening enough? Are you going to talk now?

Spit flew from his mouth as he began striding toward the still-meditative druid.

Carrie’s wings stopped mid-beat — she dropped to the ground in stunned silence.
Trunch’s mouth fell open.
Oh gods,” Din cried, rushing to the old woman’s side, his hands already glowing with healing light.
Yak dropped the daisy chain he’d been weaving and stepped between Umberto and Hothar.

Ah—little help, guys? Shit. Help,” Yak called out, struggling to hold the fuming Umberto back.

Hey, guys,” Day said calmly, beckoning. No one listened.

Hothar didn’t flinch. Didn’t even blink.

If you leave a kettle boilin’ too long without watchin’ it,” he said slowly, “it’ll burn down your house.

Din propped the groaning woman back up against the rock, pressing a healing potion into her hand before turning — eyes blazing — and striding through the flowers.

He hit Umberto in the face with a full gauntlet swing.

What the fuck, Umberto!” Din roared. “A defenseless old woman?

Hey, guys,” Day said again, louder this time.

I need answers,” Umberto snarled, holding his jaw. “Not fucking riddles!

You need to walk away,” Din growled, pointing back toward the injured woman. “And you need to be ashamed.

Guys!” Day called. He and Wikis were both staring at Hothar. “Watch.

He pointed toward the ground beside the lanky firbolg.

Between the aftershock of Umberto’s outburst and the thick air of held-in fury, it took us a moment to follow his gaze. But then we saw it.

Hothar, still seated, still puffing gently on his pipe, had been running his long fingers through the wildflowers around him. Not idly — reverently. Stroking the stalks of some, gently patting the heads of others. A kind of absent-minded affection in every motion.

But when his hand neared a cluster of dandelions, it twitched. Recoiled slightly. And carefully avoided them altogether.

Wikis noticed it,” Day said as she stepped across to Umberto “He’s been avoiding touching the the whole time.” Wikis whispered something to Umberto and they both stepped away, he seemed to sag as he so. Day continued. “I think there’s something locked away in there,” he said pointing to Hothar’s head. 

Din returned to the old woman’s side, speaking softly as he helped her back onto her rock seat. His voice was low, steady — a quiet reassurance as he guided her into place and checked the bump on her head.

The rest of us remained still, watching Hothar.

He continued to weave his long fingers through the grass and wildflowers, each movement slow and thoughtful. His hand skimmed over bluebells, traced along buttercup stems — but every time it neared a dandelion, it paused, shifted, and moved around it. Not fearfully, but with quiet, deliberate avoidance.

Something about it felt… intentional.

Umberto and Wikis returned in silence, each cradling an armful of dandelions plucked from the edges of the Dell. The wildflowers swayed slightly in their arms as they approached. Even with Hothar seated cross-legged in the grass, the two stood nearly eye-level with him.

Umberto didn’t look at any of us. Not Day. Not Din. Not even Carrie, who stepped forward as if to speak but was halted by a gentle hand from Trunch. She stopped, frowning, wings twitching in confusion.

Wikis turned to Umberto. Her voice was quiet but certain.

I think… this is how we’ll get answers.

She gave a small nod.

Together, without another word, they lifted their dandelions and blew.

A cascade of white tufts burst into the air, drifting gently forward—soft and silent, like tiny parachutes. The seeds danced between them before settling across Hothar’s face.

He blinked.

A single twitch flickered through his cheek.

Then his eyes snapped wide. The pupils dilated instantly—huge and dark—and for a moment it looked like he’d forgotten how to breathe.

He inhaled sharply, as though the air had just returned to him after years underwater.

Then he exhaled. A long, shuddering release of breath.

Adina,” he whispered.

His voice cracked.

I’m sorry.

And then he wept.


Retelling, Recollection, Reconnection

Chronicles of Klept: Chapter XXII


We sat around the Grin’s largest table. A circular, ale-stained thing with a permanent lean and the quiet dignity of something long resigned to its fate. Evidence of the recent scuffle still lingered in every corner.

They’d intended to open the tavern to the public once we got back from the stump investigation. That had been the plan. Return from the forest, wash the mud from their boots, share tales of stump-based bravery, and welcome in the people of Dawnsheart to a tavern reborn; refurbished, respectable, rustic charm with only minor structural instability.

Instead…

Broken furniture was piled on the stage in what could generously be called an artistic statement. Several windows had been reduced to jagged memories of themselves by the enthusiastic delivery of flaming cocktails. Scorch marks tattooed the floor and a few tables. Bloodstains dotted the room like unsettling punctuation. I tried not to look too closely at the one near my foot. Some of the chairs bore fresh blade marks. One of the beams near the stage had splintered from a poorly aimed spell – or possibly a very well-aimed one.

There had been attempts to clean, of course. Wikis had swept. Carrie had stitched a curtain. Yak had gathered the larger shards of broken glass and set them aside, apparently with plans to make a sculpture. Or a weapon. Possibly both.

Day had tried to polish the bar, but some stains had sunk too deep, etched into the wood like memories that refused to fade.

The place still smelled of smoke, sweat, and scorched furniture.

It looked worse.

Din sat in contemplative silence, cradling his mug of ale like it held the last warm thought in the world. Umberto was sitting on his chair backwards, humming a tune with no identifiable melody. He cracked his neck, rolled his shoulders, and popped his knuckles one by one with slow, deliberate menace. Carrie was quiet – unusually so, staring out through one of the broken windows as if willing it back into place.

Day sat rigid, arms crossed over his chest, a locked vault of thought. Yak leaned back in his chair, feet up on a nearby stool, balancing with the kind of reckless ease that made furniture nervous. Trunch’s brow was furrowed, eyes closed, head drooped forward – possibly meditating, possibly napping, possibly communing with something best left unnamed.

Wikis crouched on her stool like a cat preparing to leap. Her eyes flicked constantly around the room: the broken windows, the scorch marks, the shadows beneath the bar. Surveying the damage. Or looking for enemies hiding in unwatched spaces.

I sat with my quill poised, the page open before me. 

Alright,” I said, glancing around the table. “Let me see if I’ve got this right. Jonath, the man we brought back from the forest and you proceeded to do body shots off on the bar, wasn’t actually Jonath?

Yak raised a thumb. Day gave a quiet nod.

He woke up and started attacking Tufulla.

Another finger from Yak. Carrie joined Day in nodding.

You fought him, while someone was hiding upstairs.

Not hiding,” Wikis snapped, eyes locking onto mine. “She arrived,” She spoke through gritted teeth, “In the middle of the fight.”

Right. Yes. We’ll circle back to that.” I made a quick edit to my notes. No one said anything.

Tufulla banished him. And you knocked her out and tied her up in the kitchen?” I glanced across the room toward the small archway that led to what could generously be called a kitchen.

Another finger. More nods.

Someone tried to set the place on fire.

Nods from Carrie and Day. A growl from Umberto. A scowl from Din. Yak raised another finger.

He came back. Escaped into the alley. You caught him. Defeated him. Removed his head. Brought it back here.

Sounds about right,” Day nodded. A low murmur of approval followed. More nodding heads. More fingers.

Umberto was naked,” Carrie blurted, as if that were the part I might’ve missed. I glanced his way. He was clothed again, mercifully. Turns out he owns more than one loincloth.

I cleared my throat gently.

So…Tufulla?”

Din set his mug down and spoke calmly. “Tufulla poured himself a drink and sat by the hearth.” He nodded toward one of the armchairs. “Bones took a liking to him. Tufulla didn’t seem fussed, either didn’t mind the skeleton cat, or was too tired to notice.

He just sat there,” Carrie said, already struggling to hold it in, “sipping a Goblin’s Nut.” That broke her. She doubled over laughing. Yak slapped his knee. Even Din cracked a smile. Out of respect for Tufulla, I tried very hard not to laugh. I don’t think I did very well.

He said he just needed to think,” Day added, trying to bring the tone back down. “Said it twice, actually. Once to us, once to the cat.

 I briefly ran my eyes over my notes as the ink began to dry. “So Tufulla was safe. Let’s get back to the woman in the kitchen.” I returned my quill to the parchment.

Trunch didn’t open his eyes. Didn’t lift his head. “Unconscious. Tied up,” he said, like someone reading off a grocery list.

Din exhaled loudly. “We needed answers. I could’ve gotten some from the head, but I lacked a few necessary items. So we tried to see what she could give us.

I read her mind while she was unconscious,” Carrie said, far too casually.

You can do that?” I asked, with much more terrified realization than I’d intended.

Of course.” She looked at me and softened her expression. “Oh, don’t worry, I wouldn’t do it to you.

Really?

Of course,” she said sweetly. “You don’t have anything interesting I want to know about.

I opened my mouth to argue, then closed it again.

She wasn’t wrong.

Most of what lived in my head was ink and trivia; half-remembered footnotes, obscure local laws, and the lyrics to a children’s rhyme about an eel who wanted to be a frog. Still, the idea that someone could just… look inside without asking, that left a chill. Not from Carrie, necessarily. But from the knowledge that someone else might. I made a mental note to start thinking in code. Then immediately forgot what the code was.

So you read her mind while she was unconscious?

Wikis chimed in from her perch on the stool. “She made that weird face she makes when she’s concentrating. You know, like she’s trying to sneeze without opening her mouth.

I do not do that,” Carrie muttered.

You kind of do,” Day said, not looking up from his ale.

Din interjected, stoic. Firm. “She found out a fair bit. Found out her name was Naida, that she had a list of targets, and that she had come looking for someone she was working with. Dominic.

And Dominic is …” I started.

Jonath,” Carrie said. “Or rather, the man pretending to be Jonath.

Not Jonath” Yak mumbled through a mouthful of what I assumed was something pastry based, “Dominic is Not Jonath.

Exactly,” Carrie said. “And the woman came here using a pendant that was supposed to land her within a hundred feet of him.

So why didn’t she find him?” I asked.

Oh she did,” Umberto said after swallowing a large mouthful of ale. “Upstairs. When we were fighting downstairs.

She arrived in the tavern,” Wikis said, eyes sparkling with mischief. “He was in the main room below. We were fighting him when she arrived upstairs. She just didn’t know it.

Because,” Carrie said, leaning toward me, “Just as she was getting her bearings, you know, what with the disorientation of instant teleportation, Tufulla banished Dominic. Poof. Gone. Sent to a harmless pocket dimension filled with probably moss and echoes.

And Carrie,” Umberto cut in proudly, “Pushed her down the stairs and knocked her out. Very efficiently, I might add,” He gave Carrie a high five.

Yak smiled. “She never saw him.” He spread his hands with the quiet satisfaction of a street magician who’d just made a coin vanish. Again.

Day cut in. “She arrived near him exactly as they had planned, but she missed him. Not because the spell failed, but because our timing was, for once, accidentally perfect.

Then we chucked her in the kitchen,” Umberto added.

And then Dominic came back,” Wikis finished.

I blinked at all of them.

So she was never more than what, forty feet from him the whole time?” I asked.

Carrie nodded. “And she never laid eyes on him.

That’s…” I flipped a few pages forward and wrote the word tragic in oversized letters. Then I added also hilarious.Amazing. You got all that from reading her unconscious mind?”

No,” Carrie huffed. “I got more than that.

More?

Carrie leaned back again, “There were three of them. Her, Dominic –

Not Jonath,” Yak added helpfully. 

Carrie rolled her eyes and kept going. “—and someone named Erik.

We don’t know who that is. Or where they are,” Trunch cut in, his tone edged with concern. He finally opened his eyes and lifted his head, “But they had a list of targets that included Tufulla among others.”

Which is why we had to act quickly,” Day said, now behind the bar pouring himself another drink. “We knew we needed more information, so we came up with a quick plan to get some.”

I may have let out an audible groan, or perhaps just made a particularly expressive face. Either way, they all looked at me accusingly.

It wasn’t that I didn’t trust them. Well, no, that’s exactly what it was. I didn’t trust them. Not when it came to plans made in less time than it takes to boil an egg. I’d seen what “quick” meant to this group. It meant shouting. Improvisation. Fire. Sometimes literal fire. It meant vague hand gestures followed by combat, then arguments about who was technically in charge of what.

And yet, somehow, it also meant results.

Which, frankly, made it worse.

Sorry,” I said aloud, regaining some composure. “Please, do go on. I’m sure this ‘quick plan’ was… extremely reasonable.

In hindsight, it wasn’t,” Day reflected. “But it was effective. In its own special way.

It was a solid plan,” Umberto cut in. “A bit too convoluted and theatrical for my liking—

It was better than your idea of torturing her for information,” Carrie snapped, her voice rising with indignation.

You say torture, I say bargaining,” Umberto barked back.

You suggested we cut off her fingers if she didn’t talk.” Carrie was now hovering in the air, inches from Umberto’s face.

Yeah,” he spat. “And we would’ve told her that, maybe taken one as an example first. A pinky’s usually a good choice. Then let her know she could keep the rest if she gave up the information. Bargaining.

Wikis leaned between the two of them and locked eyes with me. “We quickly went with a different plan,” she said calmly.

Carrie dropped back into her chair, arms crossed. Umberto grunted and reached for a loaf of bread.

I made myself look like Dominic,” Yak said, sitting up straighter and looking more serious than I’d ever seen him. “I went in, woke her up, and tried to get information from her through a series of questions.

I blinked, tilting my head. “That’s… actually quite logical, when I think about it.

Yeah,” Din nodded. “It actually worked better than we thought it would.” He sounded almost proud. “For a while.”

Yak beamed and clutched his side. “I was really clever about it,” he said, sitting up even straighter. “I woke her gently, acting like I was worried. She asked me to untie her. I told her I couldn’t. Said they were still there.

He switched into a bit of a performance, clearly relishing the memory. “She asked what was going on, so I told her they thought I was their friend—the one who came through the portal. I even made myself look like Jonath for a moment, then switched back to Dominic.

She asked why she was tied up. I said she’d tripped and fallen down the stairs. While they were out on an errand. I heard them coming back, so I tied her up and stashed her in the kitchen—for her own safety. Told her I didn’t want them to hurt her.

I blinked again. This was… a lot.

She asked who ‘they’ were,” Yak continued, “so I said I didn’t know—just a group who owned the tavern. Angry and prone to attack people before asking questions.” Day gave a resigned shrugging nod as if to say that was a fairly accurate description. “ I said they were friends with the guy who came through the portal. I told her that when I arrived, I made them think someone was after me. Said I ‘passed out’, and they brought me here.

He was clearly proud now, hands moving with the story. “When she asked what was going to happen next, I said they were going to get Tufulla. Figured that was a good out, that once they left, I could sneak her out.

That’s when she got excited. Said if Tufulla was coming, we could take him out get one off the list. Then hit Yun. We could be two down before Erik had even found one of the others.

So I told her to stay quiet,” Yak said. “Said they were coming, and I’d come back when it was safe. Then I grabbed a sack of apples off the shelf, walked out like nothing happened, and said—
He sat up even straighter and declared with theatrical volume, “I found the apples!”

There was a beat of silence.

Then I quietly let the group know that Tufulla was a target, along with someone called Yun.” he finished.

Yak sat back, clearly pleased with himself. 

Carrie beamed proudly and added. “So that’s when we told Tufulla he had to hide.

I frowned. “Hide? Why would Tufulla need to –

If Dominic can disguise himself as Jonath,” Day said carefully, “then Erik could be anyone.

 “Anyone close to Tufulla,” Trunch added.

 “Someone trusted,” Carrie nodded.

Someone like…” Din glanced at me.

Me?” I said, blinking. “You think I could be – ?

No,” Din said evenly. “We think Erik could be.

Disguised as me?

I watched as Umberto’s fingers curled around the handle of this axe, his eyes never leaving me. 

Exactly,” Wikis said, narrowing her eyes and leaning in across the table. “In fact… how do we know you’re really you?

Yak placed a dagger on the table with a not-so-subtle flourish.

I let out a nervous laugh. “Because I am me.

That’s exactly what Erik would say,” she whispered, dead serious.

My eyes darted from face to face. “Surely someone can confirm

When we were in Nelb,” Yak said slowly, fingers tapping the dagger’s hilt, “what colour was the cabbage?

What? That’s not

Answer the question, Klept,” Trunch said, steepling his fingers which began to crackle with energy.

Green!

Aha!” Carrie pointed dramatically. “Wrong. They were purple!

They were not!” I protested. “They were green! Mostly! I wrote it down!

They held the silence for three long seconds before bursting out laughing.

Gods, your face,” Umberto wheezed, letting go of the axe.

I clutched my notebook to my chest and tried not to look wounded.

We were just making a point,” Din said, wiping his eyes. “If Erik were disguised as someone close to Tufulla, we’d need to be sure. That’s all.

You gave me an existential crisis for the sake of a point?

And we made it beautifully,” Wikis said, deadpan. “You’re welcome.

Anyway,” Yak continued, cheerfully ignoring the existential implications, “We told him Tufulla were the only ones who could keep him safe. No guards. No council. Just us.

And he believed you?” I asked, stunned.

Eventually,” Wikis said. “We convinced him to hide in a pocket dimension I conjured in the ceiling. Rope Trick.

You stuffed the High Reader of the Church of the Prophet into an invisible ceiling cupboard?

Temporarily,” Trunch clarified.

And then Din threw a severed head in after him,” Yak added.

That part was symbolic,” Din muttered.

I pinched the bridge of my nose. “You do understand that Tufulla is the high Reader of the Church, yes, and that he is technically the Mayor of this city?

No one said he wasn’t,” Carrie replied, a bit too breezily. “That’s why we had to hide him well.

If you ask me,” Trunch chimed “I think he accepted the idea just so he could get some time to himself for a bit.

Anyway,” Yak waved a hand dismissively, “after that, I went back into the kitchen as Dominic. Carrie turned herself invisible and followed me in. The rest of them headed to the square to keep watch on Yun’s shop.

Yun?” I asked. “Runs the Mortar and Pestle, the herbalist?

Another name on this list, apparently” Carrie’s voice was quiet now, remembering. “Yak convinced Naida, the woman, that it would better to take out Tufulla later. There’d be too many people around when he came back with us and they might not make it out alive. But Yun, she’d be vulnerable, now.

So you let her go?

Followed her,” Wikis clarified, emerging from the shadow of a memory. “We needed to know where she’d go. Yak went with her, disguised as Dominic.

But first,” Yak grinned, “I got her to give me her medallion.” He pulled it from his robe and threw it on the table.

How?

He gestured around the table. “Told her the group had taken mine when I passed out. Said I’d use hers to return to the castle, and she could follow after using her pendant.

And she believed that?

Of course,” he beamed. “I’m very convincing.

Day set his mug down on the table. “We knew the Mortar and Pestle was on the edge of the town square. So the rest of us, except Din, headed out and got into position. The plan was to spread out, keep an eye on things, and intervene if necessary.”

He glanced at Umberto. “At least, that was the initial plan.

I turned toward Din, but he was already answering the question I hadn’t asked.

I was angry,” he said flatly. “Umberto decapitated the best chance I’ve had in years to find out what happened to my people. So I went to the Office of Records. Thought maybe Avelyn had found something new.

There was a pause. No one challenged him.

Umberto stared at the tabletop. His jaw worked slightly, like he wanted to speak, but didn’t.

Then Yak, brushing pastry crumbs from his chest, piped up. “I waited a few minutes, then untied her and convinced her we would go for Yun.

I followed,” Carrie said simply “Invisible, of course.

So did I,” Wikis added. “From a distance. Quietly.

I leaned back in my chair, stared at my notes, then looked up again. “I’m sorry, just to recap: your plan involved shapeshifting, lying, gaslighting, divine concealment, a severed head, and trailing an assassin while invisible?

They all nodded.

And it worked?

We’re still here, aren’t we?” Umberto said, tearing a piece of bread in half with his teeth.

It dawned on me that earlier that morning, I had wandered through the market square entirely unaware that my companions were, at that very moment, punching a shapeshifter, tying up an assassin, and banishing someone to a moss-filled pocket dimension in my absence.

I was looking for ink.

Maybe a new quill, too. My current one had developed an unfortunate squeak when I wrote lowercase g’s. It was distracting.

I also needed incense for the church. The wandering crypts had finally been evicted of their kuo-toa infestation and were, once again, available for more traditional occupants.

The square had been, at the time, a gentle swirl of morning bustle. Merchants haggling. Street musicians warming up. The bread stall already surrounded. Children chasing each other between carts. Even the pigeons seemed less judgmental than usual.

For the first time in days, I felt… untethered. Free of immediate peril. Free of moral dilemmas, cryptic sigils, suspicious stumps, and undead pets with boundary issues.

It was peaceful.

It was boring.

I stood for nearly five minutes comparing parchment weights, and not a single thing caught fire. No one shouted. Nothing exploded.

I should have been relieved.

Instead, I just felt… disconnected.

I didn’t miss the danger, exactly. But I missed the voices. The noise. The feeling that, somehow, I might actually be part of something bigger than myself.

I’d told myself I needed space. That stepping away would give me clarity. Perspective. A safe distance from fireballs and crossbow bolts.

So I went back to the dorms. Back to the scrolls.

I busied myself with transcription. Copying ancient, crumbling texts onto fresh parchment. The kind of work that didn’t require decision-making or courage or charisma. Just patience. Focus. A steady hand.

Most of it was mundane. Lists of rituals, faded blessings, half-legible prayers to long-forgotten deities. Simple. Comforting.

And then, one scroll, wedged behind a binding so fragile it flaked beneath my fingers, caught my eye.

I don’t know why I read it aloud. Or why, as I read, I found myself mimicking the small, unconscious gestures I’d seen the others make – Carrie, Din, Trunch, Day.

Maybe it was just idle imitation. Maybe I was just… playing. But something sparked.

Just for a second.

A flicker of energy, dancing from my fingertips, warm and impossible and real.

I didn’t tell anyone. Not yet. But I bought ink that morning with a very specific spell in mind. And a quiet, growing hope that maybe, just maybe, I wasn’t entirely useless in a fight.

I left the square just before they arrived. I remember passing a man unloading apples near Yun’s shop. He nodded politely. I nodded back.

Neither of us knew we were both about to have very interesting days.

So let me see if I’ve got this next part straight,” I said slowly, scratching a note in the margin. “You sent a pastry-dusted shapeshifting assassin”, I nodded at Yak, “with a Dan’del’ion master assassin, followed by an invisible fairy, and a wild halfling – no offense,” I added, looking pleadingly at Wikis, who just shrugged, “to the town square, while the rest of you decided to… improvise?

Technically, yeah,” Day muttered.

But, there were guards,” Yak said, leaning back. “They started tailing us as we got closer to the square, so Naida and I had to take the long way round.

Why did they start following you?” I asked.

Because we kind of forgot about the fact that she was wearing Dan’del’ion robes” Wikis cut in. “Kind of stood out.

So, you were walking around town, in the open, with an obvious threat.” I asked incredulously. 

Yeah, but we lost them through some of the alleyways,” Yak beamed.

Meanwhile,” Day added, “Umberto, Trunch and I scouted ahead.

You two scouted,” Carrie said. “Umberto intervened.

Umberto shrugged. “It was taking too long.

What exactly did you do?” I asked.

He went into Yun’s store,” Day said with the resignation of someone who finally understood the difficulty of supervising a cluster of weasels. “I followed. Just in case.

I had questions.

I had concerns,” Trunch added quietly.

What kind of questions?

Umberto grinned like a man remembering his favorite punch. “Whether they were involved with the Dan’del’ion Court.

And…?

They said they weren’t. I countered. Said they must have been, because the Court sent an assassin after them.

There was a silence.

That’s how you opened?” I asked.

With directness,” he said proudly.

And Yun’s response?

Umberto shifted slightly in his chair. “They stepped closer and I felt a little prick,” His eyes drifted downwards. He raised an eyebrow and nodded toward his loincloth. “They threatened to sever my sizable manhood with a dagger if I didn’t leave.

That’s far, all things considered.” Din muttered. “I had similar thoughts after you cut off Dominic’s head.

Yun demanded that we leave immediately.” Day added regretfully.

It was a very sharp dagger,” Umberto added thoughtfully.

I wrote “sharp dagger diplomacy” in the corner of the page, and underlined it twice.

Back outside,” Wikis continued, “Carrie and I lost track of Yak and Naida, so we… waited. In the square.

There was a sheepishness to the final words. Trunch furrowed his brow.

I set myself up at the apple stand near the Mortar and Pestle,” he said. “Made it look like I was buying produce. There was a commotion across the way, and a small crowd had started to gather.

He looked at Wikis, pointedly.

I wanted to climb the flagpole to get a better view,” she huffed. “It was slicker than I thought.

She ended up putting on a little show for a few of the market-goers,” Carrie laughed. “It looked like an interpretive dance routine.

Wikis hissed and shrank into her chair.

We finally reached the shop,” Yak said.

Just as we were being ushered out,” Day added.

We clung to the wall at the corner. Naida said I should give her a dagger. Said she’d handle it quietly.

I leaned forward, hopeful. “And you didn’t give it to her, right?

Of course I did.

I closed my notebook. “Why?

She said please. Said it was her target and she’d make ‘him’ proud.

Gods.

She put a hand on my shoulder. Looked me in the eyes. Said, ‘Thank you, brother.’ Then she stabbed me.

There was a pause.

Right in the gut. Twice.

How bad?

Bad enough that I briefly considered passing out. For dramatic effect.

He pulled his robe aside and lifted his shirt, revealing a heavily bandaged abdomen.

Still hurts if I laugh too hard.

Then she ran,” Trunch said. “I fired off an Eldritch Blast, clipped her shoulder. I wanted to make sure I didn’t hit any civilians.

I fired two arrows, but she was moving fast,” Wikis said. “One landed in the shop wall. The other hit a vegetable stand.

I tried to hit her with Sleep,” Carrie added. “Which unfortunately didn’t hit her, but did hit a fruit vendor, a cobbler, and two elderly women arguing about soup prices.

And a guard,” Day muttered.

Anyway,” Wikis cut in, “she turned, smiled, did that smug little half-curtsy thing – and vanished.

Just like that?” I asked.

Into the air,” Carrie said bitterly. “Like he did. I’m starting to hate it when they do that.

I shook my head, lightly, “But, if it was the same spell as his she couldn’t have gone far?” I looked around the table at the group. “I mean, he popped back only a few meters away, right. From inside the Grin to outside in the alley?

Probably. In all likelihood she was very nearby,” Trunch conceded, “But by then all hell had broken loose in the square. People were falling asleep on the spot, arrows were flying. People panicked.

Yun came out,” Umberto said. “Saw Yak bleeding. Gave us a look like we were the dumbest people in town, and patched him up.

They said they’d only speak to us if Tufulla was there,” Day added.

So you came back here?

Got him out of the ceiling,” Trunch confirmed. “He was meditating. Or napping.”

“Or quietly questioning all his life choices.” Din added quietly, shaking his head.

And then?

We sat and had a chat,” Carrie said. “Locked the door. We needed answers. Umberto acted as guard.

I nodded, returning to my page.

This group should not be trusted with anything sharper than a scone, I wrote in the margin.

Din sat, scanning the group in what I can only assume was a mixture of bewilderment, wonder, and regret. I joined him in wordless agreement.

They’d set a master assassin loose in the city, nearly set a public square on fire, incapacitated several civilians, and gotten one of their own stabbed. 

And somehow, in their heads, this counted as a successful reconnaissance.

Turns out,” Trunch said, leaning forward, “Yun’s more than just an herbalist.

They were part of the last group to return from Castle Ieyoch,” Yak added. “A little over a year ago.

I blinked. “You’re sure?

According to Tufulla. And Yun,” Trunch said, eyes on me. “Yun opened up once Tufulla was there. You didn’t know about this?

No,” I said. “He never said anything.” I began to wonder what else he wasn’t telling me.

Interesting,” Trunch muttered, leaning back. “Apparently, they were scouting—sent by the White Ravens to verify reports of renewed activity around the castle.

But they were captured,” Umberto snorted. “Amateurs. Got themselves tortured. For months.

There were five in the group,” Day said. “They named the others; Travok, Svaang, Hothar. A dwarf, a goblin, a firbolg. All of them are on the target list.

Along with Tufulla and Brenne,” Din added, his voice quiet.

Yak got that much out of Naida,” Carrie said. “Before the stabbing.

I did a quick bit of mental arithmetic then used my fingers to double check. “Travok, Svaang, Hothar, and Yun. That’s only four. You said there were five in the group.

Only four made it back.” Wikis said. “Yun wouldn’t speak about the one that didn’t. We only knew because Tufulla mentioned there were originally five.

I frowned. “And no one remembers who the fifth was?

Apparently not,” Trunch said. “Yun didn’t mention her. Neither did the others.

Tufulla said they’ve all got memory gaps,” Day added. “Like something’s been… scrubbed.

Which is exactly why they’re being hunted,” Carrie muttered.

Naida’s orders were clear,” Yak nodded. “Kill Yun. Dominic was sent after Tufulla. Erik went to the Briars to get Svaang. Then they’d regroup to take out Travok and Hothar together.

So the man you saw at Brenne’s house—

Could’ve been either Dominic or Erik,” Trunch said.

Tufulla guessed Brenne was on the list as a way for the Court to tie up loose ends,” Day said. “He said she’s too young to know much about her parents’ involvement with the Court—but they obviously needed to be sure. Yak probably saw them trying to find out what she knew.

So we decided to find the others,” Wikis said, her tone sharpening. “Assuming they’re still alive.

Brenne’s not that important anyway,” Umberto muttered. “I still don’t think she was completely honest with us. No loss if they get her.

Trunch shot him a look. “Tufulla’s sending a group of guards to bring her safely to Dawnsheart. Yun volunteered to go with them.

So we don’t need to worry about her,” Carrie said. “Just the others.

You want to find them?” I asked. “Why?

Knowledge,” Day replied. “Survivors of Castle Ieyoch. They’ve seen what the Court was capable of. They may know something.

I set my quill down. Raised my hands. “Hold on. If the White Ravens sent Yun’s group to scout, wouldn’t they have been debriefed when they got back?

Apparently they were,” Day said. “Yun told us they gave the Ravens everything they could remember.

Trunch took a sip of his ale. His eyes flicked to the shattered windows. His voice dropped. “Each of them had memory gaps. Foggy spots. The White Ravens kept asking about the fifth member of their group—but none of them could remember what happened to her.

You think the Court messed with their memories?” I asked. “That’s why they’re targets?

The group nodded.

The Ravens called it trauma. Collective PTSD,” Carrie whispered. “But I think something happened at that castle. Something the Dan’del’ion Court doesn’t want remembered.

I picked up my quill and started scribbling.

Okay, but what about Tufulla? Why is he on the list?

Position,” Trunch said, without hesitation. “The church. The White Ravens. Access to power and records. He’s a threat in a different way.

So what’s your plan?

We find the others,” Din said. “Warn them. Protect them.

I looked around the table. “So… you brought me here to tell me all this. In case you don’t come back?

No,” Yak grinned. 

You’re coming with us.” Day said almost tauntingly. “Tufulla told us to fill you in. Said we’d need your expertise—your knowledge of the valley and the people.

I looked up at their faces. Their infuriating, unpredictable, entirely lovable faces. Then sighed.

Of course he did. Can’t have me getting comfortable in my dorm, can we?

That’s the spirit,” Carrie said, slapping me on the back.

Welcome back, chronicler!” Umberto slid a fresh mug across the table. The ale sloshed and left a foamy puddle.

I smiled, uncapped my inkwell, and dipped my quill.

Here we go again.

Some Things Should Stay Buried

Chronicles of Klept: Chapter XVI


The rain had started sometime in the night — not the gentle sort that whispered against shutters, but the kind that hammered down with purpose, turning cobblestone alleys into rivulets and soaking cloaks through in seconds. I hunched beneath my hood as I made my way through Dawnsheart, boots squelching, fingers numb, wondering if I was the only one mad enough to be up at this hour.

As I reached the tavern I glanced across the alley and waved. The old woman in the window scowled, shook her head and let the blind fall. I turned, pushed against the door and stepped inside.

The Goblin’s Grin looked… different. Cleaner. Warmer. Through the rain-spattered glass, lantern light danced golden and steady. Day’s work with the lanterns was already paying off. Inside, the air was dry and already humming with quiet motion. Day stood near the hearth, mug of morning ale in hand, inspecting his handiwork like a craftsman reviewing a finished sculpture.

Lose the wet boots” Day’s voice was calm but carried a hint of warning, “Carrie will go ballistic if you leave wet footprints everywhere.

Trunch was packing methodically, apples, dried meat, a waterskin – the kind of preparation that said he wanted to be prepared for anything. Yak, meanwhile, was cycling through faces like someone trying on hats, each more unsettling than the last.

No,” Din said flatly, arms crossed, eyes still puffy with sleep. “Too many teeth.

Yak blinked, adjusted, tried again.

Better,” Din allowed, reluctantly. “Still hate it.”

Morning,” I said softly, placing my boots near the door. I glanced around, “Umberto, Carrie, Wikis?

Din yawned and pointed upstairs.

Sleeping,” Day replied “They drank a lot last night.” 

There was a pause and I heard faint snoring coming from the floor above.

Near the door hung a few old rain cloaks, tattered, forgotten and heavy with dust. Trunch grabbed one, gave it a half-hearted shake and threw it over his shoulders. He tossed the other across the room.

Yak caught it without looking, slung it over his shoulders and picked up his satchel and joined Trunch near the door.

You’re heading out? In this?” I asked, nodding to the windows.

Roadtrip” Yak replied, excited.

It’s really coming down out there. Are you sure you don’t want to wait?

Trunch adjusted his cloak “We’re heading back to Nelb. If we leave now we should be able to make it back by nightfall” 

You’re heading back to Nelb? Why? There’s nothing else there. We got all we could. We also didn’t exactly leave on good terms.” I struggled to see the point in going back.

Trunch looked up from fastening a buckle. “Medallions in the graveyard, another in Brenne’s house, it’s just… a lot of Dan’del’ion for one little hamlet. Maybe it’s nothing. But it doesn’t feel like nothing.

Trunch thinks we might have missed something” Day was inspecting the fireplace.

Without Umberto, and with Yak’s…” Din looked at Yak’s smiling face and shuddered “…unique skillset. They might be able to find out more, at least try talking to Brandt again, or Brenne.” He moved behind the bar and started carefully placing a metal box in one of the cupboards.

I guess it’s worth a shot” I ventured “Goodluck.” 

As they were about to step out in the rain a thought hit me, “If you wouldn’t mind. Could you bring back a sizzle cake?

Yak clicked his fingers “Got it. One sizzle cake for the chronicler.

You know, you can just call me Klept” I replied.

A shrug and a smile “Maybe.

I turned back to Din and Day, brushing a damp strand of hair from my forehead. “So, do you guys have anything planned for the day?

Day didn’t even look up “Not really. I think I can get this fireplace functional. It looks like the chimney is blocked – shouldn’t take too much to clean it out.

Din yawned again and nodded. “I managed to get a few kegs ordered yesterday. Should be delivered soon. I just need to find a way to keep Umberto from drinking them.

At that moment, the door opened, and Avelyn Goldwillow hurried in.

Good morning.” She flicked the rain from her cloak and looked up. “Oh, Reader, I didn’t expect to see you here. How are you?

Wet. And confused,” I replied, with more honesty than I’d intended. I was still attempting to process Trunch and Yak’s daytrip.

Well, it’s good to see you.” She reached into her satchel and moved past me toward the bar.

I brought these,” she said to Din. “I know I said I’d bring them yesterday, but, ” she looked down, embarrassed “it turns out there’s actually quite a lot of paperwork involved in appointing a temporary mayor, and that kind of took priority.”

Din looked at her with a mix of tiredness and confusion.

It’s the official paperwork for this place,” she said, looking up and around. A look of surprised admiration spread across her face. “You’ve certainly not wasted any time. It already looks much better.”

Din picked up the pile of papers. “Thanks. What exactly do we need to do with this?

Oh, it’s just for the official records. Standard property contracts. Look it over, sign it, all of you, and I’ll come collect it from you at the end of the week.” She adjusted her cloak again and turned toward the door. “I’ll leave you to it, then. Oh my, it’s coming down in buckets out there.

Wait,” Din said, just as she reached the handle.

She paused, glanced back. “Yes?”

Ms Goldwillow, Is there anything in the city records about Dwarven settlers? Or something called… D.A.V.O.S?

Avelyn tilted her head, thoughtful. “Dwarven settlers, maybe. There’s a whole section of the archives on early mining permits and old engineering guilds. As for D.A.V.O.S…” She frowned. “I’m not sure. But the records are public, and I’d be happy to help you look through them.”

Din hesitated only a moment. “Now a good time?

She smiled “Actually, yes. Come with me.

Din nodded and reached for a cloak.

You’re really going out in full plate?” I asked. “In this weather?

Din said nothing, just fastened his cloak, adjusted his gauntlets, and headed to the door like a man heading into battle before turning to Day.

The egg thing we found in the crypts, it’s still pulsing.

That’s weird.

Yeah, I’ve put the box in the cupboard behind the bar, keep Wikis away from it.” He turned to me “Can you deal with the ale when it arrives? Sign for it. Keep it away from Umberto. Thanks.” 

And with that he followed Avelyn out the door.

Day withdrew his head from inside the fireplace, brushing soot from his sleeves.

Can you find a broom? Or… something long and vaguely broom-like? I need to clear the chimney. It looks like something’s stuck up there.

I disappeared into the kitchen and began rummaging through the shadows and hanging pans. After a few minutes, I emerged victorious with what had probably once been a broom.

This was in the corner” I said, handing it over. “The old woman across the alley probably has more bristles on her chin.

Charming,” Day muttered, taking the sad excuse for a broom and inspecting it with the air of a man wondering if this was how he’d die.

He crouched down, angled the stick up into the chimney, and began prodding cautiously. There was a brief moment of resistance, a dull thunk, and then—

Something large came loose.

It hit the hearth with a heavy, ashy thud, followed immediately by a choking cloud of soot that billowed into the room.

I staggered back, coughing and dusting soot from my robes. Then lightly scowled as I saw Day standing in front of the hearth, soot and ash free and not a hair out of place. 

Day prodded it with the broom, “Why would someone shove something like that up a chimney?

Disposing evidence?

Surely you’d just burn it?

Some kind of fraud then? Block the chimney, the tavern fills with smoke.

Possibly” Day said mildly, giving the bundles one last poke.

A floorboard creaked overhead.

Umberto appeared on the landing — shirtless, barefoot, and grizzly in a way that suggested something, or someone, had offended him before breakfast.

He blinked down at us. Then at the soot. Then at the pile of cloth in the hearth.

What the fuck is that, Day? I leave you alone for one night and wake up to a crime scene?

Technically,” Day said, “if it’s a crime, this is the cleanup.

Umberto narrowed his eyes. “Is that a body? I thought the rules were clear. No killing. No touching the sign.

I don’t think it’s a body,” I said, grimacing at the pile. “I hope.

Muttering something sharp, guttural, and almost definitely a curse, Umberto stomped down the stairs, marched across the room, grabbed his pack, and dropped into a chair.

Remind me again why the chronicler is still here?” he grumbled.

Just doing my churchly duty,” I said, “as assigned.

Civic duty,” Day corrected. “Technically your boss is the mayor.

Umberto snorted.

How did it go with Barbara yesterday?” I ventured timidly.

He seemed to soften a little, reached into his pack and pulled out the paperback.

She signed it. My Sherry Honkers. First edition.

I raised an eyebrow. “Impressive. I thought she hated that one. She’s been known to disown it — refuses to sign most copies. Says it was rushed.

Umberto froze for a second, looked at me for the first time without glaring, then nodded, just once. “Exactly. She rolled her eyes when she saw it — said, ‘Oh no, not this one’. But she still signed it.” He clutched it to his chest “I can be very persuasive at times.”

That’d make it rare,” I said. “Valuable.

Damn right it is.

He stood, pulled on his boots, swung his little cape around his shoulders, and hoisted his axe.

I’m going out. Looking for someone, or something to fight.

I watched the rain fall in sheets through the window, looked at the loincloth-wearing gnome and raised an eyebrow at Day, who just shrugged.

Umberto reached the hearth, grabbed the soot-caked broom from Day’s grasp, and shoved it into my hands without breaking stride.

If we’re stuck with you, chronicler, make yourself useful.

The door slammed behind him.

You know, this continent has many far more accomplished authors,” I said, sweeping at the soot.

Yes. It does,” Day replied, poking the bundle with his foot.

By the time I’d finished sweeping up the soot and ash, and Day had thrown out the bundle, which turned out to be just a shoe wrapped in old rags, the ale had been delivered, the rain had begun to ease, and Carrie and Wikis had emerged from their slumber.

Carrie set about scrubbing and polishing the floors and beams, while Wikis headed out back into the garden. Moments later a squeal, fear or joy, I wasn’t sure which, sent Day, Carrie, and me racing outside to join her.

Wikis was crouched on the wall of the well, staring at a cat. Or more accurately, something that had long ago been a cat, now crawling from the ground beside a familiar-looking brick.

I was just going through my collection and kind of forgot about the brick and put it down over there,” Wikis stammered, catching Day’s accusatory glance. “And then when I went to pick it up, this little guy was climbing out of the ground.

Looks like he was buried a fair while ago,” Day muttered, leaning in for a closer look.

It was mostly bone now, missing a few ribs and a hind leg. A few patches of mummified flesh clung to the larger bones, the pelvis, the skull. A single eyeball, long shriveled and the color of a dried chickpea, rolled lazily in one socket.

Smells like it too,” Day gagged, pulling back and pinching his nose.

He’s so cute!” Carrie knelt beside it and held out a hand. The creature staggered forward, bones clacking, and nudged her gently.

I’m going to call it Bones,” Wikis declared, bounding down, scooping it up, and trotting back inside.

Let’s clean it up,” Carrie fluttered along behind her. “I wonder if it eats anything.

That’s not… Maybe we should… I…” Day turned to me, clearly searching for some kind of moral support.

Only then did I realize I hadn’t blinked or breathed the entire time.

Day gingerly picked up the brick, and we cautiously stepped back inside.

I’m not sure Din will approve of this,” Day remarked, placing the brick high on top of the shelves behind the bar.

Probably not,” I said. “But Trunch will be fascinated by it.”


A couple of hours later, the door creaked open and Din stepped inside, followed by Umberto — who, despite a split lip, one eye swelling shut, and what looked suspiciously like a bite mark on his forearm, was grinning.

Din looked tired. “No luck in the archives. Avelyn said she’d keep digging, but…” He trailed off, rubbing the back of his neck.

We ran into each other at the blacksmith’s,” Umberto said cheerfully, dropping his axe on the bar with a thud. “Din was asking about some fittings for the bar. I had a chip in the axe again.

We stopped by the Orc’s Knuckle,” Din added. “Just to see how bad the competition is.

“And for the ale,” Umberto said, winking. “Mostly for the ale.”

Then both of them stopped, noses wrinkling almost in sync.

What is that smell?” Din asked, already moving behind the bar.

Umberto pointed toward the hearth. “The bundle – it was a dead thing?

No,” Day said calmly, not looking up from where he was slicing an apple with surgical precision. “That was just a shoe.

Din crouched, opened the cupboard, and peered at the egg box. “It’s not the egg, that’s still pulsing.

There’s something you should both know,” Day said, setting down the apple.

And that was when Bones crawled out from under the armchair — spine clicking, eyeball rolling lazily in its socket, tail raised like a flag of mild doom.

Din backed up a step and hefted his hammer “What. The fuck. Is that?

I’m so over things that should have stayed dead,” Umberto growled, unclipping his axe from his back.

Wikis poked her head in from the kitchen, beaming. “His name is Bones!

It took a bit of explaining, and an agreement on getting rid of the smell, but it didn’t take too much convincing before they were Ok with it. Bones seemed to actively dislike Umberto, but had a fondness for Din.

Trunch is going to like you,” Din said, scratching Bones’ skull.

Umberto grunted. “Can we at least agree it’s not allowed on the bar?

He reached for Bones. The cat froze, lowered its skull, and arched what was left of its back, bones rattling faintly, tail twitching in slow, deliberate menace.

The message was clear: don’t.

Wikis picked him up and placed him on the floor, where he wove unsteadily between her ankles before climbing onto one of the armchairs.


I arrived with croissants and morning ales the next morning to find Trunch and Yak curled up asleep in the armchairs — one snoring, the other drooling into their own boots. According to them, they got back late, exhausted. Everyone else had already gone to bed, so they slipped inside, collapsed somewhere soft, and promptly fell asleep.

Not long after, we were gathered around the largest table in the tavern, a circular disaster with a lean, several extremely stubborn stains, and at least one questionable sticky patch no one had dared to investigate.

Chairs, stools, crates, and upturned buckets served as seating. 

Trunch folded his arms. “We didn’t have much luck in Nelb. Brandt refused to speak to us again.

Yak sighed. “We combed through the graveyard again, just in case. Nothing new. No one in town was really willing to talk.

Umberto growled. “We knew that already. Told you it’d be a waste of time.

Din held up a hand. “Let them finish.

Trunch gave a small nod. “However… we decided to try speaking to Brenne again.

He and Yak exchanged a glance.

Yak leaned forward. “So. We started up the hill, but a gentleman in dark, hooded robes got there first.

Trunch continued. “He looked a little suspicious. So we hung back.”

But then,” Yak said with a grin, “we figured we should try to listen in. So we crept closer.

Carrie gasped. “Ooh, secrets! I love where this is going.

Trunch’s expression darkened. “It didn’t take long before the shouting started.

Yak nodded. “And things started getting smashed, like they were thrown. Loud. Violent.

Trunch added, “He left abruptly. Once we got a closer look… his robes looked a lot like the ones worn by the attackers at the festival.

Din’s expression sharpened. “So she is connected to the Dan’del’ion Court.

Umberto punched the table. “I knew it. I hate it when people aren’t honest with me when I ask them nicely.”

Everyone stared at him.

“…What?” he muttered.

Trunch exhaled slowly. “I’m still not sure she is. Not consciously, at least. Either way,” he continued, “we decided Yak should follow him. I stayed back at the graveyard.”

Din nodded. “Good plan.” He turned to Yak. “What did you find out?

Yak scratched the back of his head. “Not much.” He glanced at Trunch, who gave him a small, silent nod. “…And maybe a lot.”

I frowned. “I don’t think you realize what you just said. You didn’t find anything — but found something?

I’m also confused,” Wikis said, her eyes darting nervously around the room.

Yak held up a hand. “I mean, I followed him. Quietly. For a while.” He paused. “And then he disappeared.

You mean,” Umberto said slowly, “you lost him.

No,” Yak replied. “I mean he disappeared.”

Trunch leaned forward. “It’s more complicated than that.

He turned to Yak. “Tell them everything you told me.”

Then to me: “You really should write this down.”

He looked back at the group, concern settling across his face. “He was gone for hours. I started to get worried.

Yak leaned forward in his chair, arms folded on the table in front of him, hood down and obscuring his face.

So, I started following him,” he said. “Kept my distance, stuck to the edges, along the walls, behind carts, changed my face a few times.

Good thinking,” Wikis said, nodding approvingly.

Thanks.” He looked up and grinned. “He sort of strolled through the hamlet like he owned the place. Stopped at a vegetable stand for a while, didn’t buy anything, just looked around.

Then his eyes lit up. “Oh! Right.” He reached into the folds of his robe and pulled out a slightly squashed sizzlecake, which he handed across the table.

For you,” he said.

I blinked and took it. “Thanks.” 

Anyway,” Yak continued, “once he left the main square, he headed down the road. No cover, so following him without being seen got a little trickier.

Umberto crossed his arms. “And he noticed you. So he ran?

Yak shook his head. “Nope. I ducked behind rocks. Trees. A goat at one point.” Umberto scowled. “Anyway, after a while, he just… stepped off the road. Didn’t look around. Just turned and walked straight into the forest.

He paused.

That’s when it got weird.

We collectively looked around at each other.

Now, when you say weird?” Day spoke for the first time, “I mean,” he gestured at Yak, “no offense

I followed him for a couple of hours,” Yak said, arms still folded on the table. “Through the trees, across a couple of streams. Nothing fancy. Then he reached a small clearing.”

Trunch nodded. “Here’s where it gets interesting.

He stepped onto a stump,” Yak continued. “And disappeared. One moment he was there, next — poof. Gone.

Carrie tilted her head. “That is interesting.”

He did something first,” Yak added. “Took something from his robe. There was this flash of pale light, and then he vanished.

Did you look at the stump?” Day asked, already leaning forward.

No,” Yak deadpanned. “I turned around and ran away screaming.

There was a pause.

Of course I looked at the stump. I searched the clearing for hours. Waited to see if he’d come back. Nothing.

Din frowned. “And it was just a regular stump?

That’s what I thought,” Yak said. “Nothing obvious. No markings. No traps. Just a mossy old tree base. I stayed until it got dark.

Trunch crossed his arms. “Which is why I got concerned when he didn’t come back after a reasonable amount of time.”

Yak’s expression shifted. “So I finally gave up. Turned back. And just as I started to leave — the clouds parted. It had been overcast all day.”

Carrie leaned in. “And then he came back?

No.” Yak shook his head. “The stump glowed. Sort of. There was a symbol. It caught the moonlight, became visible”

Day’s voice was sharp now. “What kind of symbol? Arcane? A rune? Glyph?

No,” Yak said grimly. “Worse.

Trunch reached into his cloak and pulled out one of the medallions they’d taken from the graveyard. The dark metal gleamed faintly in the lantern light, a wilted dandelion in a bed of thorns.

Yak pointed at it with his thumb. “It was that.

“Oh shit,” Din groaned, placing a hand on his forehead.

Day reached across the table and gently pushed Trunch’s hand down. “Don’t flash that around in public.”

I moved to the window and peered across the street, breathing a sigh of relief when I saw the blind was still down.

A sudden scream from Yak, and he was suddenly standing on his chair.
Something touched my leg!

Oh, that’s just Bones,” Wikis said cheerfully, ducking under the table and emerging with the skeletal cat cradled in her arms.

What the fuck is that?” Yak barked, retreating to the farthest edge of the chair like it might save him.

Oh wow,” Trunch breathed, his whole face lighting up. “Look at you.”
He reached across and took Bones gently from Wikis. “Aren’t you amazing? Yes you are.

Yak slowly returned to sitting, still leaned back and angled away from Trunch and his new companion.
What is it?” he asked.

I think it was a cat,” Day replied dryly.

I think we need to talk to Tufulla,” Carrie said, tone soft but serious.

About the undead cat?” Yak asked, with the hopeful certainty of someone who believed a churchman could banish undead creatures.

No,” Din said quietly, eyes fixed on the medallion in the center of the table. “Not about the cat.”

A Grin Worth Bleeding For – II

Chronicles of Klept: Chapter XIII


The arena exploded into movement..

One of Thornstar’s hired brutes was already writhing on the ground, clutching his chest where Trunch’s eldritch blast had landed – steam rising from his tunic, his expression suggesting that he had suddenly remembered somewhere else he urgently needed to be.

Oliver Wolfhouse, Day’s initial opponent, hustled over to the official’s table, asked for his name to  be crossed off the contestant list and promptly headed to the nearest morning ale merchant in the crowd.

Day moved toward Az like water – calm, fast, and quietly deadly. A low sweep, a rising elbow, a strike aimed clean at the orc’s center of balance.

It almost worked.

Az didn’t dodge. He didn’t block. He swatted. A massive forearm caught Day mid-motion and flung him sideways.

Day rolled, sprang up, and was immediately met by two of Thornstar’s mercs who rushed him at once. He dodged the first with ease, slipped behind the second with a twist of his shoulder. But numbers are numbers, and even water wears away stone. A knee caught him in the ribs. A club glanced off his temple. He staggered, blood at his lip, breath ragged.


Across the chaos, Wikis did something profoundly unwise and undeniably on-brand.

She climbed Az.

Not attacked him. Not flanked him.

Climbed.

Like a squirrel assaulting a tree that refused to give over its nuts, she leapt onto the orc’s back and began throttling him, first with her arms, then, when that failed, with her legs. He staggered, arms flailing, trying to grab her, dislodge her, reason with physics.

Stop wriggling!” she hissed “I’m trying to put you to sleep.

Az growled. Loudly. Then more loudly. He began to reach back

… and was cut off by a scream.

Umberto.

He descended upon Az like a small boulder wrapped in rage. Axe raised, chest out, grin feral. The first strike bit deep into Az’s side. The second nearly took his footing. Az roared, stumbled, then turned, and with a single massive swing of his arm, sent Umberto flying across the arena like a very angry sack of meat and testosterone.

Wikis, still latched around Az’s shoulders, blinked. “I think he likes me.


From the moment he charged forward, Din had eyes only for Thornstar.

While fists flew and spells lit the air, Din cut through the battlefield with one purpose, chasing the embroidered menace who kept ducking behind hired meat like a nobleman dodging taxes.

Thornstar pointed. Shouted. Hid.
One of his goons stepped up. Din obliged.

He didn’t just fight, he punished. Every blow from his hammer sounded like a verdict. The poor sod blocking his path took the kind of beating that gets written into tavern songs under the heading “Regret.” When the man finally collapsed with a groan and a vow to become a florist, Din turned again, toward Thornstar, who had just stumbled behind another unfortunate soul.

A shadow flew across the arena.

Correction: Umberto flew across the arena having been batted aside by the huge orc.

Din blinked. Growled. And sprinted to him. He arrived just as Umberto sat up, dazed but still somehow posing. Din reached down—not gently—and yanked him to his feet. There was a beat. A breath. A smile. Then they slammed their weapons together, hammer against axe, in the most dude-bro high-five I’ve ever witnessed.

For the beer!” they howled in unison, charging into the melee like two boars set loose in a festival tent.


Meanwhile, Trunch had other priorities.

After melting a man’s chest hair with an eldritch blast, he strode to Avelyn Goldwillow who was still clutching her scroll like a cursed artifact, and calmly placed a hand on her shoulder.

This way,” he said, not unkindly pointing to the official’s table.

He walked her to the edge of the arena and deposited her near Tufulla.

Please look after this one, Mr. Mayor Your Worshipness,” Trunch said flatly, before turning and blasting two more streaks of violet magic back into the fray without so much as looking.


Yak was art.

He appeared beneath Az like smoke under a door. Rolled, flipped, and carved a perfect slash across the back of a merc’s ankle. The man howled, spun, fell.

Yak, because of course, somersaulted dramatically, launched a dagger mid-air, and shouted: “Wikis!

She caught it. Upside-down. Mid-strangle.

Thank you!” she shrieked, and without hesitation jammed the blade toward Az’s face.

She missed the eye. Got the shoulder.

Az bellowed.

Carrie, watching from the sidelines with her arms crossed like a director watching a stubborn cast finally get it right, gave a nod. Then she stepped forward, snapped her fingers, and sent a burst of glitter so bright and violent it could’ve blinded the sun.

Az staggered back, roaring and rubbing his eyes. 

The crowd?
Cheered. Coughed.
And would be finding sparkles in their boots and bedsheets for the next three weeks.

With a wild screech and an unnecessary cartwheel, Wikis launched herself off Az’s shoulders, twisting mid-air like a drunken bat on fire.

Her coat flared behind her—dramatically.  Like a cape. A moment of pure, unfiltered heroism.

And it became very clear to the front three rows, the official’s table, and at least one passing hawk, that Wikis doesn’t bother with wearing anything else underneath. 

The crowd saw.

All of it.

There was a collective gasp – less awe, more trauma. Children suddenly found their parent’s hands clapping over their faces. Someone in the crowd shouted “MY EYES!

Wikis simply landed and immediately lunged for Az’s ankles.

Blades whirled. Steel clanged. Magic flared. Din and Umberto were locked in some kind of gleeful tag-team fury. Wikis was scuttling between Az’s ankles like a glitter-dusted rodent. Yak disappeared and reappeared with alarming frequency and suspicious souvenirs. Carrie barked orders like a general on opening night.

And then Az got serious.

He looked around, really looked.

Thornstar’s men were scattered and sprawled, groaning in the dirt or limping toward clerics. The crowd was jeering, drinks flying, and somewhere in the chaos, someone had tied ribbons to a fallen merc’s boots.

And Thornstar himself?

He was screaming. Red-faced. Spittle flying. Pointing at Az like an insult made flesh.

Do something, you oversized disappointment! I paid for a champion, not a lumbering embarrassment! Handle it!

Az didn’t move.

He just stood there, fists clenched, chest rising slow and deep. He looked at Thornstar. Then down at the unconscious merc near his feet. Then to the crowd—booing, chanting, ready to erupt.

But then,
Thornstar’s voice dropped. His posture shifted. And he gave Az a look.

Not one of rage or desperation.

Something colder. Sharper.

The kind of look that says: you know what I have. You know what I’ll do.

I understood at that moment. There was more than coin binding that orc.

There was a chain, invisible but ironclad. And Thornstar knew exactly how to pull it.

Az turned back to the fight, and the real damage began.


He roared, deep, guttural, the kind of sound that made bones remember their mortality. He kicked Wikis loose like a child flinging off a sandal. She hit the ground hard and didn’t bounce. Carrie rushed to her, and caught a backhand that knocked the wind out of her chest.

Az swept a hammering fist across the field. Din caught it with his ribs and staggered. Umberto landed a wild hit—Az grunted, then slammed him into the ground so hard the crowd winced in collective sympathy.

Yak went for the ankles again.

Az went for Yak.

Caught him by the hood and flung him like a skipped stone. He landed in a pile of hay and didn’t move for a moment.

Even Trunch’s blasts—steady, precise—were starting to slow, his breathing labored, his movements less theatrical and more strained.

Az stood at the center of it all, chest heaving, blood trickling down one arm—but still towering. Still ready. And for the first time since this farce began, I felt something cold inch up my spine.

They were losing.

And Thornstar was trying to sneak away.

He tiptoed toward the edge of the arena, ducked past a toppled crate, made it to the ropes.

Hey!” someone yelled from the crowd. “You forgot your honor!

Another voice: “You can’t slither out now, fancyboy!

Then a mug hit him square in the back.

He yelped, yelped, and spun, only to be face-to-face with a burly woman holding another drink and a grin that promised violence.

You want that tavern so bad, you gotta fight for it” She sneered and shoved him back into the arena.

He tried again on the far side. This time, two kids tripped him. A man dumped soup on his head. Someone, gods bless them, threw a cabbage.

Again and again, he tried.

Again and again, Dawnsheart shoved him back in.

The crowd wasn’t just watching anymore.

They were participating.

Az charged again.

A blur of muscle and fury, he drove straight through Trunch’s warding gesture, past Carrie’s flash of glitter, and into Din and Umberto with the force of an avalanche. Din’s hammer struck, but barely staggered him. Umberto swung wide, got caught mid-step, and tumbled back into the dirt.

Day moved in to intercept and was shoved aside like a curtain in a breeze.

Wikis scrambled to her feet, clutching something shiny and possibly stolen, and promptly got clotheslined back down with a grunt that sounded suspiciously like “oww.” 

Az was a storm.
A brutal, relentless storm.
And they were the fence posts in its path.

Then, a slight shimmer in the air. A soft breeze.

The group stood straighter. Cuts closed. Limbs steadied. A second wind filled lungs still gasping.

From the sidelines Tufulla, High Reader and newly reluctant mayor, casually dusted off his sleeves, picked up an entire tart tray, and winked.

At Carrie.

She blinked, looked down at her newly unscraped knees, flexed her toes, and gave him a double thumbs up so suspiciously enthusiastic I half expected her to check her pockets for new organs.

Berry tart?” Tufulla angled the tray towards me nonchalantly, “I’m told the berries are from Brightbriar.

I raised an eyebrow at him, but it wasn’t the tart that had my attention. It was the spell itself.

Subtle. Elegant. A whisper wrapped in silk and scripture. No arcane fanfare. No holy thunder. Just… grace, hidden in plain sight.

And the crowd? Not a gasp. Not a protest. Not even a raised eyebrow.

They were too busy watching the glitter-covered halfling and the flying hammer and the orc-shaped wrecking ball to notice.

I glanced nervously at the judges. At the stands.
Surely someone saw it.
Perhaps they missed it.
Perhaps they didn’t care.

Tufulla just shrugged.

That was the moment.

Din roared. Umberto howled. Trunch summoned a crackling lance of shadow, and Carrie drew her blade with flair.

And a fist arrived.

Din’s spiritual weapon—a spectral gauntlet the size of a horse head—arched through the air like divine justice on deadline.

WHAM!

A holy uppercut. Full arc. Straight into Az’s chin.

The orc lifted off the ground.
Fully airborne.
Time slowed.


Az twisted in the air.
People gasped.

crash.

He slammed into the dirt face-first with a grunt that knocked dust into the third row.

Silence.

Then Yak cartwheeled in and began playing bongo drums on Az’s prodigious, glistening buttocks.

Carrie stood over the fallen orc and blasted a bagpipe note directly into his unconscious face.

Umberto stepped up, one foot firmly planted atop Az’s head like he’d just slain a dragon, arms raised to the sky like a statue of masculine ego.

Wikis didn’t celebrate.

She immediately dropped to her knees and began rifling through Az’s pouches with all the focus of a raccoon in a cutlery drawer.

Trunch stood ready, hands raised, knuckles crackling with energy, just in case.

Din, grinning wider than I’d ever seen, turned to his spectral fist and fist-bumped it.

And then, as the dust settled, and, out of the corner of my eye, I caught it.

Day.

Adjusting his ponytail.

Light pierced the clouds.
Somewhere, a choir hummed.
Time itself gave him a moment.

I wrote it down.

Az lay still, a mountain finally toppled, his breath stirring only the dust.

The group stood victorious, scraped, bruised, glitter-dusted, and grinning.

Wikis had found three pouches, a boot dagger, and something that might’ve been a love letter. Din was inspecting the spiritual fist like a proud parent. Umberto posed like he was expecting a statue to be commissioned on the spot. Carrie had launched into an off-key bagpipe rendition of what sounded like a funeral dirge, but may also have been a drinking song.

For a moment, everyone forgot.

And then …

What a waste,” came a voice, sharp and venomous. “You great lumbering oaf! Weak. Pathetic. An embarrassment.

We turned.

Thornstar stood in the center of the makeshift arena, shouting at the unconscious orc. “I paid for strength! For results! And you … you’re just another failure!

He sneered. Loud enough for everyone to hear.

That was his mistake.

Umberto growled. Carrie snapped her fingers. Trunch began charging a spell. Thornstar turned and started to walk away.

Wikis calmly drew an arrow, aimed, and thwip.

The arrow landed squarely in Thornstar’s backside.

He yelped. Clutched his rear like it had betrayed him. Stumbled. Tried to run.

Umberto roared and sprinted after him, caught him within five strides, tackled him with enough force to make the ground wince, and pinned him like a display rug.

Thornstar flailed, squealed, squirmed. But it was over.

The group encircled him.

He looked around.

One merc was groaning on the sidelines. Two more were being half-carried by clerics. One had disappeared entirely. And Az… was still unconscious, face-down, with a bagpipe mouthpiece wedged gently into one ear.

Thornstar sagged. His arms dropped. His head hung.

I yield,” he muttered, voice barely above a cough. “I yield.

The crowd didn’t cheer.

They exploded.

Hats flew. Drinks spilled. Someone threw a pastry. A chant began, disorganized but jubilant.

As Thornstar sulked in the dirt clutching his backside, caked in dust, and stripped of every last shred of dignity, the officials, after a very brief deliberation (and an overwhelmingly raucous cheer from the crowd), stood and announced:

The winners of the Brawl for Legal Ownership of the Property Currently Known as the Goblin’s Grin… are hereby declared!

The crowd erupted. Again.

Umberto and Din, exhausted but positively buzzing at the idea of tavern ownership, immediately chorused, “Hand over the keys then!

Well, there is the matter of signing the property deed,” one of the officials replied. “It must be witnessed by an official from the Office of Records and a high-ranking member of the governing council.

What about her?” Day asked, pointing at Avelyn. “Doesn’t she work for the Office of Records? The shithead with the arrow in his butt seemed to think she did.

The officials all turned to look at Thornstar in unison, and shook their heads.

“And, I believe the Mayor is right there,” Carrie chimed sweetly, pointing at Tufulla, who promptly wiped pastry crumbs off his chest and pretended to look the other way “Does he rank high enough?

Perfect,” beamed Din.

Umberto’s fingers twitched toward an official. “Deed,” he demanded.

One by one, signatures were scrawled across the parchment—some messy, some practiced, one drawn with an unnecessary flourish. Avelyn and Tufulla signed last, exchanging a look of shared disbelief. Hands were shaken. A heavy brass key was ceremoniously handed over.

Din and Umberto held the deed aloft like a pair of revolutionaries who’d just liberated a liquor license. The key passed reverently between the group like a holy relic. The officials pointed them toward the building itself, and with cheers still echoing in the square, they marched off in the direction of their new, ramshackle future.

Meanwhile, Thornstar, freshly healed, though not nearly enough to remove the limp or the glitter, limped toward the unconscious form of Az.

He stood over him for a long moment.

Then spat.
On him.

It was the ultimate insult. The kind that didn’t just reek of disrespect, it marinated in it.

This isn’t over,” he muttered.

A short, elderly woman nearby, dressed in ten layers of shawls and chewing something aggressively, bent down and plucked a tooth from the dirt. Possibly human. Definitely recent.

Ooh,” she grinned, popping it into a gap in her front row. “Perfect fit. I knew it was gonna be a lucky day!

Then, turning to Thornstar with the casual confidence of someone who’d survived six wars and a mule cart accident, she said:

Oi, Fancy boy. Piss off and get over yourself. You lost. Even after you tried changin’ the rules

Thornstar stared at her. She stared right back, daring him to say something.

He didn’t.

He just scowled, turned, and hobbled off,still limping, still glittery, still muttering threats into the air.

And me?

I looked at the group, laughing, cheering, covered in bruises and glitter and at least one smear of celebratory pie.

I don’t know why I followed them.

Habit, maybe. Curiosity. Fate, if you believe in that sort of thing.

But as the new owners of the Goblin’s Grin made their way toward the crumbling tavern I picked up my journal, flipped to a fresh page, and went with them.

Of Prophecies and Property Rights

Chronicles of Klept: Chapter X


Day woke us all at first light. There’s something quietly unnerving about Elves. It’s not the pointy ears or the grace, but the way they don’t sleep. Just sit there. Still. Watching. What’s even more unnerving is that I haven’t seen Day make any adjustments to his hair at all and yet it’s still immaculate.

Everyone began to rise – Umberto lay coo-ing and clutching his Dongswallower signed parchment. In this moment, soft and childlike, he was the exact antithesis of the raging destructive force he usually displayed. 

Carrie fluttered above him and muttered ‘he’s so sweet when he sleeps

Trust me, it doesn’t last long,” Din replied. He stoked the embers of last night’s fire and set about cooking a simple breakfast. 

The morning discussion quickly turned to yesterday’s events and the recent discoveries.

Three medallions,” Trunch looked at Wikis who reluctantly removed them from wherever they were being kept in her coat, “and a brick that seems to resurrect the dead” – that was produced wrapped and kept off the ground (just in case).

That’s just what came from the graveyard,” Day added, looking to Yak who, in between mouthfuls of breakfast, produced the small metallic box he had found in the Lenn house. 

There’s two brooches in here, not medallions but the same symbol. The wilted Dandelion flower in a bed of thorns.” Yak spoke with a mouthful of crumbs.

Don’t forget the list” Carrie cried out “There was some kind of list in the box as well.

Inside the box was also a folded piece of parchment paper. It seemed to be a list of some kind but it was written in a language that none of the group could translate. 

It might be a list of people we should try and find or ‘talk to’” Umberto grunted lifting his axe above his head as if it were a dumbbell and he was doing morning reps. 

It could be an old family recipe for cabbage soup for all we know,” Din added forlornly. No one had spoken about his trance – there seemed to be a general agreement that he would talk about it when he was ready, but something was different about him. He had sat, not moving, not making a sound,  in front of that Sparkwhisker gravestone for over an hour.

We should return to Dawnsheart,” I said, with the tone of a man who very much hoped someone responsible would take over soon. I, Klept, had no intention of loitering about like a spare coin at a beggar’s feast. I wanted to see Tufulla, partly to report our findings, but mostly to be officially and ceremoniously relieved of my continued association with this increasingly unpredictable group. “We should inform him of what we’ve uncovered,” I added, hopefully. “Surely the White Ravens have the appropriate personnel, enchanted implements, and overall constitution to deal with… well, this.

The group didn’t agree, or disagree with me. They nodded – items were packed away and we began the slow walk back to Dawnsheart. 

About 25 minutes into our walk, Day spoke up.
Didn’t we make this trip in a cart yesterday?”

There was a moment of silence. Heads turned.

Wait…” Carrie said, fluttering above the group with a piece of breakfast still in her hand. “We did have a cart. And mules. We just… left them back at the graveyard, didn’t we?

She gave a cheerful shrug. “Well, at least they’ll keep the grass down. Brandt doesn’t seem interested in the job anymore.

Umberto stopped walking. Slowly, deliberately, he turned to look at me.

You were there, Klept. You wrote it down, didn’t you? That’s why you’re here isn’t it?” Umberto barked, thrusting one hand out flat like he was offering a target. Then he stabbed his other finger into his palm with the force of someone nailing down a coffin lid, “to write things down, so they are remembered. You do know how to write, don’t you?

I blinked.

The cart. The almost comfortable, not-walking cart. That should’ve been chronicled.

I was focused more on the rising dead and resurrecting bricks, actually,” I replied.

Well, maybe next time, you could scribble ‘TAKE THE CART’ in big letters somewhere between your divine doodles and graveyard haikus,” Umberto muttered, hoisting his axe onto his shoulder and trudging onward. “Unbelievable. After all the undead nonsense and the lack of answers, we’re walking back to town? On foot?

We did also get a box of possibly cursed accessories and a brick that raises the dead.” Din spoke for the first time in a while. 

Oh good. A brick.” Umberto sighed and trudged on, muttering to himself. “I told the old man bringing a chronicler was just asking for disappointment.

I opened my mouth but Trunch just shook his head at me, pleading with me not to say anything.  

That’s when Yak appeared beside me. I hadn’t seen him approach — which is typical, if mildly disconcerting.

Don’t worry too much,” he said quietly, eyes on the path ahead. “He’s always cranky.

He reached into one of the many folds of his robe and, with a magician’s sleight of hand, produced half a sizzlecake — slightly squashed.

For you,” he said, placing it in my hand like a sacred relic.

I stared at it.

Was this…?

Let’s not ask too many questions,” Yak replied, patting me on the shoulder before walking away.

I took a bite.

It was, against all odds, still surprisingly pleasant.

Umberto didn’t speak to me for the next ten minutes. I considered it a gift.


We arrived back in Dawnsheart through the northwest gate around mid-morning.

The town was alive—carts rattling, vendors shouting, boots on stone—but there was a thin layer of unease beneath the bustle, like tension tucked just under the cobblestones. The energy was there, yes—but the cheer had gone missing.

A pair of guards stood at the gate, and one of them, broad-shouldered, breakfast crumbs still on his collar, stepped forward with a hand raised. His eyes narrowed as he took us in.

Wikis, ever subtle, was scanning rooftops like she expected an ambush. Umberto was visibly clenching his fists and radiating barely-contained fury. Din looked tired. Trunch looked like a man mentally budgeting for incoming chaos.

Yak, who had somehow materialized from nowhere, was the first the guard seemed to recognize. A flicker of memory crossed his face.

Then he saw me.

Klept?” he asked, straightening a little. “Reader Klept?

I nodded, perhaps a little more formally than necessary. “In the flesh. Though slightly more bruised than yesterday.

Recognition settled across the guard’s face like dust returning to a shelf. I remembered him now, he’d been stationed in the square yesterday, during the  golem attack in the cathedral. 

He lowered his hand. “Apologies. You lot just… you don’t exactly blend.

I suppose that’s true,” I said, glancing at my travelling companions. “This lot seem to specialize in public disruption and questionable timing.

That earned a tired, wry smile from the guard. Umberto glared at me. Carrie hmpfed.

Then the guard gave a small nod toward the cathedral.

The High Reader gave the prophecy read last evenin’. Didn’t sit well with many folk. Not that the message was bad, just… heavy. Said sometimes prophecy don’t mean what it seems. It’s not about what it says, but how we face it.

He looked out over the streets, where the morning light painted everything in gold and shadow.

Folk are still talking about it. Quiet, like. But it’s sticking. Moods likely to be down for a while

I guess the taverns will do a bit more business then” Day spoke carefully, as if assessing whether a joke would be appropriate or not. 

I ‘spect they will, which likely means a bit more work for us. Just make sure you lot aren’t caught up in it” he cast a wary gaze over the group, lingering on Umberto and Wikis just long enough to imply he knew their type.

We promise to be on our best behavior” Din raised a hand in what may or mat not have been mock respect.

The guard nodded curtly, stepped aside, and waved us through with one hand.

As soon as she was past, Carrie turned and stuck her tongue out at him, careful to make sure he didn’t notice. 

As we passed through the gates, the town unfurled before us — familiar, but quieter. Dawnsheart always had its share of weariness, but now it wore it openly, like a shawl draped too tightly against a coming storm.

The guard’s words lingered. The message isn’t always what it seems.

I remembered the Read. The light on the glyphs. The pattern that emerged.
The mention of the arrival of outsiders.

At the time, I assumed it meant foreign diplomats. A traveling scholar. Perhaps a metaphor.

I did not assume it referred to a gnome who screams at skeletons, a changeling with a pastry pouch, or a halfling who treats valuable relics like spare buttons.

And yet, here they are. Loud. Chaotic.
And just possibly, the beginning of something.

They fought. They bled. They risked their lives for people they didn’t know, against enemies they didn’t understand.

But they also bickered, interrogated a child, and nearly set a graveyard on fire.

Outsiders, certainly. Whether they’re the right ones… that remains to be seen.

I tightened my grip on my journal. The path was lit, yes — but by torchlight or wildfire, I couldn’t yet tell.

As we rounded the bend toward Dawnsheart’s town square, the road widened and the cobbles began to warm up beneath our feet as the sun beamed down. A gentle breeze stirred the smoke rising from hearth chimneys, curling it into lazy spirals above the rooftops.

That’s when we saw them—half a dozen children darting through the street ahead, shrieking with laughter. One had a stick shaped like a wooden sword, another wore a too-big helmet that slipped over his eyes with every step. They raced past us in a flurry of giggles and scuffed boots.

But one boy slowed as he passed. He was barefoot, wild-haired, and gripping a battered broomstick between his legs. He wasn’t galloping like a knight or cackling like a pretend witch. No, he crouched low, face serious with determination, steering his “steed” through invisible waves.

Across the cobblestones, he shouted, “Hold steady, bean! Don’t you dare sink now!”

And then he kicked off again, paddle-miming wildly, skimming around the corner like it were a sacred lake.

Wikis stopped mid-sentence. Din tilted his head.

Trunch kept walking, oblivious, until Yak appeared beside him and gently placed a hand on his shoulder.

“Trunch,” he said quietly, nodding toward the scene.

Just then, a girl with a crooked braid and scraped knees glanced up and saw us. Her eyes lingered. First on Din, then on Wikis, then finally on Trunch. A look passed over her face: the kind that knows a story when it sees one.

She didn’t say a word.

But Trunch saw it too. He stepped forward, raised a finger to his lips in a gentle shush, and gave her a single, conspiratorial wink.

The girl giggled, turned on her heel, and bolted after her friends, grinning so wide it might’ve wrapped around her head.

Yak and Umberto stood beside Trunch, one hand each on his shoulders.

“This is how it starts,” Umberto murmured, half-whispering. “A bean. A wink. A game. And soon, your actions become the stuff of legend.”

Yak nodded solemnly. “Next thing you know, they’re naming pies after you.”

Trunch said nothing. But he cleared his throat quietly, and for a moment, the ever-so-slightest tilt of his head made him look taller. Like maybe, just maybe, he was standing a little prouder.

We walked on, the story we carried leaving beginning to take root among the cobbled streets. Until, several steps later, Carrie fluttered around to face Trunch.

Her eyes lit up.

“Oh my gosh,” she gasped, jabbing her finger at him like she’d uncovered a scandal. “You were the guy. On the bean. At the festival.”


We made our way toward the cathedral, because that’s what you do when you have unanswered questions and your backpack is full of cursed heirlooms. You go to the man who wears a fancy robe on purpose.

At least, that was the intention.

What I’ve noticed with this group is that they operate less on a collective focus and more on something that resembles the curiosity of a pack of particularly inquisitive raccoons. All it takes is a flash of light, a wafting odor, or a loud noise and they are drawn to it like drunkards to unattended baked goods. 

We made it as far as the town square.

A commotion had gathered near the community notice board, shouting, scuffling, and the unmistakable tone of someone being publicly humiliated.

“It should be mine by right!” a man’s voice rang out.

“Make him fight for it!” another yelled.

“Sign up for the fight, you pompous prick!” a woman cheered.

The group looked at each other.

Sign up for the fight?” Wikis mouth at them quizzically.

That was all it took.

Umberto surged toward the chaos with the enthusiasm of a man who’d just heard the words “public violence” and “legal loophole” in the same sentence. Wikis followed close behind, eyes already scanning the crowd for opportunity, exits, and pocketable valuables. Din trailed them with the reluctant gait of someone who had seen how these things usually ended—and knew they were going to end that way again.

What’s going on?” Umberto barked, elbowing his way through the throng.

A short, red-faced woman with an apron half-off her shoulder turned to him. “People get to sign up for a fight, winner gets—

She didn’t finish.

By the time she’d managed her second breath, Umberto had already grabbed the charcoal stub from a dangling string and scrawled his name across the sign-up sheet pinned to the board. The handwriting was furious, the letters all uppercase and slightly aggressive, like the parchment had offended him and he was teaching it a lesson.

The rest of the group, swept along in the Umberto-shaped wake, began inspecting the notice as well. Several names already adorned the list, some in elegant, calligraphic flourishes, others with the jagged scrawl of someone trying to spell while mid-punch. None of them, however, had quite the sheer volume of personality as the newly added UMBERTO.

The fight, it seemed, would be held the next morning. Sign-ups closed that afternoon.

A fight’s a fight,” Umberto said with a shrug. “And this one’s legal. That’s practically recreational.

One by one, the others began adding their names to the list.

I suppose maybe we should find out what we’re fighting for?” Trunch offered dryly, his quill hovering just above the parchment.

I don’t need a reason,” Umberto said, rolling his shoulders. “Just a fight. Bit of physical therapy, if you know what I mean.

Din leaned in, squinting at the fine print. “Weaponry permitted if both combatants agree… magic allowed but single-target only—‘no fireballs or area of effect’… reasonable.

Carrie fluttered in front of the board, tracing the list of names with a finger. “Wait, if the matches are random, does that mean we might end up fighting each other?

Oh,” she said brightly, looking at Trunch. “Can I fight you?

I’d rather not,” Trunch replied, calm but already bracing for a future where that was somehow inevitable.

Wikis was still staring at the sign-up sheet like it was hiding something. “Do we know if the prize is cursed?” she asked. “It feels cursed. I just think someone should ask.

Yak, from behind her, silently signed his name upside-down and backwards with a flourish. “If it’s cursed, all the better,” he said.

Trunch finally signed with a sigh, then turned to look at each of us in turn. Not dramatically, not accusingly—just… sizing us up.

His gaze was slow. Measuring. Like a man mentally sorting tools into those that would last in a storm, and those that might snap.

And just beside him, Day stood motionless, arms folded, watching the group with that same unreadable calm he always wore—only this time, his eyes weren’t distant. They were studying.

He didn’t speak. He didn’t need to.

You could feel it. He was running calculations behind those eyes. Not just strategy—but probabilities. Weaknesses. Openings.

That’s when it hit me.

A sudden, quiet understanding clicked into place, like a blade slipping into its sheath. Clean. Unsettling.

At the core of it, this group—this party, this gloriously disjointed collection of chaos—was still made up of strangers. They had fought side by side, yes. Shared meals, near-deaths, occasional goats. But under all that, there were still vast unknowns between them.

Fighting alongside someone is one thing. Knowing what they’ll do when you’re in their way… that’s something else entirely.

Trunch was already thinking about it.

Day already knew.

Because this tournament wasn’t about strangers anymore.

It was about what happens when allies become opponents.

And there was a very real possibility that someone in this group might actually win.

I swallowed.

Now, more than ever, I wanted to ensure that my connection to them—this assignment as chronicler—would end. And soon. Before I got pulled even deeper into something I was already beginning to regret more thoroughly than most of my theological education.

That’s when the crowd parted—literally.

A massive orc muscled his way through the square with the slow, unstoppable confidence of a glacier wearing boots. He didn’t shout. He didn’t growl. He didn’t need to.

People moved.

He stepped up to the sign-up sheet like it owed him money.

Someone had just finished signing up. They turned, looked up and stood frozen with the stub still in hand. The orc loomed silently at his side, a living monument to muscle and menace. The poor fellow looked up, wide-eyed, then slowly—trembling—extended the charcoal like an offering. The orc didn’t look at anyone. Didn’t ask if it was his turn. Just grabbed the charcoal and started writing—if you could call it that.

Two letters. Big ones.

AZ

They swallowed three names whole and took a solid bite out of a fourth. The strokes were thick, messy, and somehow aggressively earnest. The kind of letters you’d expect from a toddler discovering uppercase for the first time—and winning. The letters were thick and clumsy, but the way he formed them? That took effort. Focus. Pride.

And it wasn’t just the writing. I clocked the way he held that charcoal. Like it meant something. Like it was more than a tool.

Then, just as silently, he turned and walked away. No words. No threat. Just the echo of his footsteps and the lingering scent of muscle oil and oh no.

The pompous man from earlier—the one shouting about inheritance rights and tradition—simply nodded as the orc passed. The nod of a man who had just outsourced his fistfight.

The silence that followed was thick enough to chew. One or two names on the list were quickly and quietly crossed off by their respective owners—no fuss, no comment, just a sudden and profound change of heart.

Carrie cleared her throat and turned to Wikis.

Okay,” she said. “We really need to find out what we’re fighting for. Especially if it means fighting him. Or…” she glanced sideways at Day and Trunch, who were still eyeing each other with quiet calculation, “each other.

Wikis slowly nodded, still staring after the orc.

It’s a property dispute,” one woman explained leaning in, arms crossed, eyes fixed on the growing list of contenders. “Fights are drawn at random from those who sign up. Winner moves on to the next round. Last fighter standing at the end of the day wins the deed.

The fancy-looking fellow over there”, she gestured with her chin toward a well-dressed gentleman who was gesturing animatedly to what looked like a city official, “he thinks it ought to be his. Says his father owned it.

But!” piped up an older man in an enormous hat, stepping in like he was sharing state secrets, “his father’s will says the property has to be won. That’s how he got it, years back. Won it in a card game.”

Trunch and Day had stopped sizing the group up and had begun to listen. Umberto stood, arms crossed watching the orc lumber across the square.

I heard it was a chicken race,” someone added.

Pie-eating contest,” another insisted. “Four rounds. Crust was the tiebreaker.”

Oh, what kind of pie?” Yak was suddenly more interested in the conversation than the crowd’s coat pockets.

Don’t matter what kind. Neither pie nor competition,” said the woman again. “It’s the tradition that matters. Has to be won—fair and public. Apparently, Thornstar, the previous owner,  loved a good fistfight. Said it revealed true character. Traditions are important ‘round these parts.” She gave the group a steely once-over as if to say ‘I know you lot ain’t from ‘round ‘ere’. She lingered on Trunch just long enough to mean his face was filed in a box somewhere in her mind, but not long enough for her to pull out a pile of boxes and sort through them. Somehow she seemed to come to the conclusion they weren’t problematic.

Carrie leaned in, eyes gleaming like she’d just heard the prelude to a juicy scandal. “So… what kind of property are we talking about?

Is it a warehouse?” Trunch asked, straight-faced. “That would be a good place for unsanctioned fistfights.

The old man’s house?” Wikis asked suspiciously, already scowling like it might be haunted and full of breakable valuables.

No, no—nothing like that,” the old gentleman said, practically twinkling now. “It’s a wee tavern.

There was a beat.

Then Umberto and Din turned to each other, eyes wide.

It was the kind of look usually reserved for children who’d discovered the candy stall at the festival had no supervision and an honesty box system.

Did he say tavern?” Umberto whispered, breathless.

Din nodded, solemn as a priest. “He did.

And then it happened.

They grinned. Wide, unfiltered, dangerously joyous grins. The kind of grins that suggested two men already fantasizing about custom tankards, a beef jerky wall, and permanent discounts for anyone who could out head-butt a ram.

Oh,” Umberto said, cracking his knuckles, “I’m winning this.

I’m gonna sleep under the bar,” Yak added. “On purpose.

That’s when a nearby bystander leaned in—a sharp-eyed woman with a fraying bonnet and a voice like cracked gravel.

To be fair,” she muttered, “The Goblin’s Grin’s a run-down shit hole. Roof leaks. Floor sinks. Pretty sure the back room is full of mushrooms that bite.

The Goblin’s Grin” Din let the words linger on his tongue like a particularly sweet candy.

Half the folks signed up just to knock the place down,” added a lanky man with one eyebrow and a sack of turnips. “It’s a dark, poky little hole. Smells like damp socks and something best left unfound.

Umberto turned slowly to face him.

It sounds perfect,” he said, eyes gleaming.

Carrie gave a satisfied exhale. “Sounds like it’s got character.

Is it stocked?” Day had a sparkle in his eyes I hadn’t seen before.

At that point that I, the one with the functioning long-term memory, made the executive decision to leave the group discussing property details and battle plans and make my way to Tufulla, to debrief him  on our Nelb discoveries as was the original plan this morning. 

I slipped away toward the cathedral, journal under one arm and the beginnings of a stress headache forming behind my left eye. The mayor’s office, I noticed, was shuttered with a hand-scrawled sign in the window: TEMPORARILY CLOSED. ARREST PENDING. A rather elegant euphemism for Roddrick finally got caught doing something too obvious to weasel out of.

As the bells of the cathedral chimed the quarter-hour, I adjusted my robes, steadied my breath, and prepared to find High Reader Tufulla. I had information to deliver, a prophecy to report on, and, if the gods were truly kind, an opportunity to be officially and ceremoniously released from my ongoing involvement with the chaotic group causing a ruckus around the town board.

The doors to the cathedral were open, technically so was the window next to them. The glass shards had been swept up and there was some scaffolding erected but it was just still an empty space where a beautiful stained glass window had once been. A few townsfolk sat scattered across the pews, heads bowed, not praying so much as lingering near holiness in the hope it would rub off.

Tufulla was near the pulpit, speaking in low tones with an individual I didn’t recognize. When he saw me, the High Reader raised one hand. Not in blessing. In pause.

He finished his conversation, nodded gravely, and dismissed the mystery individual. Then he turned toward me, his expression tired, but, much to my surprise, relieved.

You returned,” he said. “And the rest of our interesting little group are?” he looked past me as if to expect them to come crashing through the door on the back of an angry dragon.

Signing up for some kind of street brawl” I replied “Is that sort of thing actually legal?

Probably,” Tufulla replied, unfazed. “Who knows what kind of things Roddrick signed into law? The man had no clue what he was doing. But, I assume there’s a pile of paperwork involved and things to sign, and, if they are consenting individuals then…” he waved his hand as if to clear this thought from his space “what did you find? In Nelb. I see you came back in one piece.

I gave a slight shrug. “We found… things. Enough to suggest your theory about the Dan’del’ion Court isn’t incorrect.

Tufulla’s gaze sharpened, but he simply nodded. “Come. Walk with me.

He turned, and I followed him down the central aisle. The cathedral’s stained-glass windows threw fractured light across the stone floor—sunbeams filtered through saints, symbols, and stories long forgotten by most.

Outside, the world carried on. Inside, it felt like time held its breath.

You’re certain?” Tufulla asked softly.

As certain as one can be when traveling with a group like this,” I replied. “The dead were rising in the Graveyard.

That was mentioned in the report from Brandt. Was he much help?

They knocked him out. Well, Umberto did. He was drunk.”

Tufulla looked confused.

Brandt. Brandt was drunk. He seemed to have given up. Wasn’t helpful. The group decided to get information in their own … special way.”

We left the calm of the cathedral behind, just in time to hear shouting from across the square.

Din was using all his strength to hold Umberto back. 

Umberto was yelling at a young gentleman with the fury of a held back hurricane. “Barbara Dongswallower is the greatest literary artist in history

Oh, please – it’s obvious she uses a ghost-writer. Her prose is awful.

Day and Trunch had joined Din in holding Umberto back and yet Umberto was still slowly moving toward the young man. Wikis had drawn her bow and was using it to keep the crowd at bay. Carrie pressed a finger into the man’s chest.

If you’re really that smart,” she said with a bite “you’d recognize now as a good time to walk away.

Yak sat cross legged on a nearby table, watching it all unfold with pastry in hand. I thought I could see a smile in the dark recesses of his hood even from across the square.

The group, it seemed, were thriving.

Tufulla exhaled slowly.

You know,” he said, “I’m impressed you made it back completely unscathed.”

I straightened my robes with mock pride. “Oh, I wouldn’t say completely unscathed. But most of the damage is emotional.

Tufulla paused, hand resting lightly on my shoulder.

I see. It sounds like we have some things to discuss. How about a pint?

Oh, Gods. Please.

The Subtle Art of Extracting Information

Chronicles of Klept: Chapter IX


Brandt’s door rattled when Trunch knocked. Then again when Umberto pounded on it with his fist.

From inside: silence.

Then, eventually, the shuffling of reluctant feet. A click. A creak.

The door cracked open, and Brandt Ulfornd peered out like a man deeply disappointed that he was still alive. He smelled like the unmistakable scent of disappointment soaked in alcohol. His robe was inside out. His eyes were bloodshot. His general aura was that of a man who’d found rock bottom, bought property there, and was currently renting out the basement.

“...You again,” he mumbled, blinking slowly. “Didn’t I already give you a key or… a goat… or something?

The key. Yes,” Trunch said gently. “About twenty minutes ago.

Right. Good key. Worked fine?

Perfectly,” Umberto said, stepping forward. “Now we have follow-up questions. About the Lenn family

Brandt blinked again, swaying slightly. 

The Lenns?” he repeated, squinting at us like we were a particularly unwelcome hangover. “They were… fine. Good folk. Kept to themselves. Generous. Rich, of course.

He leaned against the doorframe, bottle still in hand, and waved vaguely toward the hill.

Built that big house up there. Put up the mausoleum down here. Paid for the flower beds before the weeds won. Didn’t cause trouble. Didn’t attract trouble.” 

He took another swig, winced like the drink had punched him back. “Look, if this is about the dead in the graveyard—they’re handled now, right? You sorted that. Lovely work, truly. Very brave. You have my thanks”. He gestured weakly toward the cemetery behind us, as if sealing it shut with a flick of his fingers. “So if it’s all the same to you…kindly bugger off and leave me be

He started to close the door, but Umberto stuck a foot in the frame.

Look, old man,” he said, trying very hard to be patient and failing miserably, “we’ve got skeletons literally clawing their way out of the ground and your name on the caretaker’s ledger. So unless you want to join them—

You don’t scare me,” Brandt snapped. “You think you’re the first thug come knockin’? I kept this place in order long before any of you were—hic—playing dress-up with swords!

He shoved the door. Umberto shoved back.

There was a brief scuffle, which ended with Brandt sprawled unconscious on the porch, snoring like someone trying to breathe through gravel.

Problem solved,” Umberto said, dusting his hands. “Let’s search the house.

You can’t just knock people unconscious because they’re uncooperative!” I protested.

He started it! Would you have preferred I set him on fire?

I would have preferred a conversation!

That was a conversation,” he said.

Wikis, naturally, had already let themselves in.

The house was a disaster. Papers everywhere, dishes stacked in odd places, furniture that hadn’t been moved in years. But amidst the chaos, a strange kind of order: shelves stacked with carefully labeled books, maps, records, family trees—drawn and redrawn in painstaking detail.

The fairy flitted across the ceiling beams, peeking into boxes and scroll tubes, occasionally dusting things with the hem of their coat.

Messy house,” she said, “but mostly meticulous records. Something changed recently though.”

Something broke,” Wikis said, flipping through a massive leather-bound volume. “This man catalogued births, deaths, and dental appointments going back decades. And then… nothing. About eighteen months ago. Everything stops.”

They laid the book flat.

L-E-N-N,” Wikis read. “Markus and Lilly. Arrived from out of town years ago. No listed origin. Very wealthy. Buried in the mausoleum.

And their daughter?” I asked, already peeking out the dusty window.

Still alive. Brenne Lenn,” the fairy said. 

Lives alone in the family homestead” She and I spoke at the said time. Her reading from the ledger, me pulling from memory.

There was a pause.

How do you know that?” Day asked suddenly, his voice cool but not unkind.

I turned, surprised—and was immediately reminded that Yak exists in a constant state of surprise appearances.

He emerged from behind a stack of crates like a theatrical specter and pressed a dagger gently—yet meaningfully—against my throat.

What else do you know that you’re not telling us, Chronicler?

I’m a Church historian,” I said, carefully. “Tufulla didn’t bring me along for my swordplay. He sent me because I know the valley.

Yak’s eyes narrowed. The dagger didn’t waver.

The Lenns were prominent,” I continued. “Not just in Nelb. In Dawnsheart too. Wealthy, generous. Contributed to civic works, charity funds, temple restorations. Always smelled faintly of lavender. Their family name is carved on a bench in the cathedral’s west wing, next to the donation box that leaks.

The dagger lowered.

You could’ve told us this earlier,” Umberto said, leaning against the doorframe with arms crossed and an eyebrow raised. “Y’know—before we got here. Before the graveyard. Before Brandt went night-night.”

I blinked at him.

You didn’t ask. You all just… ran off with weapons drawn and a vague plan involving improvised violence.

That does sound like us,” Day mused.

Carrie floated past with a ledger under one arm. “So… where’s this mysterious house, then?

I pointed out the window. Through the mist, the Lenn estate sat atop a modest hill—looming just enough to be foreboding, picturesque enough to be tragic.

There,” I said. “Two stories, slightly crooked roof, probably haunted. You can’t miss it.

Trunch leaned under my shoulder and nodded.

Think we should talk to her?

Yes,” I said. “But maybe not with the same tact you used on Brandt.”

I nodded toward the porch, where our gravekeeper lay in a heap—snoring, twitching, and absolutely unhelpful.

Let’s try knocking with words this time.

We left Brandt snoring on the porch, surrounded by broken bottles, scattered papers, and the lingering aroma of disappointment.

Let him sleep it off,” Umberto said, waving a hand like he’d just performed a mercy. “He’ll be fine. Or not. Either way, quieter.

I didn’t argue. At this point, I was saving my energy for more important things. Like regret.

The hill that led to the Lenn house was soft underfoot—overgrown grass, patches of wild onion, the occasional cabbage stalk creeping too close to the path. The house loomed above us like it had grown out of the hill rather than been built into it. Two stories, weathered shutters, and an uneasy stillness that made the air feel thicker the closer we got.

I took the lead. Not because I wanted to, but because if I left it to the others, we’d arrive by battering ram.

Behind me, Umberto was stomping up the path like the very concept of hills had personally insulted him.

He was… louder than usual. Angrier, if that was even possible. His jaw was tight, his eyes sharper than they needed to be, and he kept muttering about “rich people’s secrets” and “shady hilltop bastards” under his breath. If Din had been here, he might’ve offered a calming word. A logical argument. A steady hand.

Instead,the hand on Umberto’s shoulder belonged to Carrie.

Imagine, if you will, a fairy bard at the height of her powers—if those powers included an unshakable need for attention, the color palette of a gemstone heist, and an instrument that sounds like it’s been possessed by a musically gifted banshee with stage presence.

Carrie is barely three feet tall, though she somehow radiates tall. Her wings shimmer like stained glass windows mid-mutiny—flashes of violet, teal, and emerald that could either dazzle a crowd or distract a charging owlbear, depending on the lighting. Her hair is a riotous shade of sunset orange, styled in a way that suggests either careful intention or magical accidents she pretends were on purpose. She pins the more rebellious strands back with glittering clips shaped like musical notes. Of course she does.

Her clothing is what happens when someone says “travel light” and she hears “travel fabulously.” A velvety purple bodice embroidered in golden swirls wraps around her like a melody about to burst into song. From the waist down, she’s draped in a cascade of jewel-toned silks—sapphire, ruby, emerald, amethyst—like a patchwork tapestry that sings when she walks. The sleeves don’t match, obviously. One is snug with braidwork, the other is pure drama.

Strapped across her chest, like a knight’s sword or a mage’s staff, is a set of bagpipes. And not just any bagpipes—no, these are polished mahogany, inlaid with silver vines, the bag itself a forest-green leather etched with arcane musical symbols that pulse faintly when she plays. It’s all very subtle. If you’re blind.

She also carries a satchel full of sheet music, shiny things she’s ‘collected’ (read: definitely not stolen), and an alarming number of polished stones that she insists are ‘emotionally resonant.’

Her boots, laced with crimson ribbon, are technically for travel, though one suspects she judges every village by the acoustics of its town square. A small pendant shaped like a swirling gust of wind hangs around her neck—enchanted, of course—to ensure her solos arrive with appropriate drama.

And when she plays? It’s impossible to ignore. The sound is somewhere between a battle cry and a love letter, fierce and haunting, like someone casting Bardic Inspiration through a parade.

She’s dazzling. She’s maddening. She will absolutely make you a theme song before asking your name and she seemed to almost enjoy egging Umberto on.

We should demand answers! You won’t get the right results if you’re charming about it.” She was hovering just next to him, wings beating furiously to keep up. I’m sure she would have used less energy if she just walked alongside him.

I’m not here to be charming,” Umberto growled.

Exactly!” Carrie beamed. “That’s your charm.”

Wonderful, I thought. I’m leading a powder keg. And someone’s giggling while holding the match.

As the house grew closer, I stepped a little faster, trying to subtly put myself between Umberto and the front door before he kicked it open and demanded someone’s inheritance.

Listen,” I said, holding out a hand as the porch came into view. “I think I should do the knocking. I don’t know Brenne all that well, but we have met before, and I can use the Church as a legitimate reason for our visit.

Trunch nodded, a hint of shared concern in his expression.

That sounds wise. Maybe… introduce us, ask a few church-related questions, and we’ll try to steer it naturally toward the important stuff as we go.”

Church business is important,” I reminded him “To some people.”

I stepped up onto the creaking porch—slightly warped boards, paint peeling in gentle surrender—and raised a hand to knock.

Three firm taps.

The sound of footsteps approached. Then the door opened.

Brenne Lenn stood in the doorway.

She took one look at me—specifically, at my robes—and her expression softened.

Good Afternoon, Reader,” she said, with a small, reserved smile.

You may not remember me,” I began, giving my most diplomatic bow, “but I’m Reader Klept from the Church of the Prophet, in Dawnsheart.

She looked at me, and for a moment—just a flicker—there was something in her gaze. Recognition, certainly. Possibly… something else?

I missed it entirely. Carrie did not. Hovering just behind me, she leaned toward Wikis and whispered—not quietly—

Oh, honey. She apparently remembers, alright

Wikis didn’t respond, but I heard a quiet snort.

I do apologize for the intrusion,” I began, adopting the careful tone of someone trying to ease open a wary conversation. “We wouldn’t normally arrive unannounced, but given the circumstances—”

Which is, of course, when Umberto blew past me like a storm through a library.

This is taking too long,” he barked, brushing against my shoulder and storming through the door as if he owned the place. “I’ve got questions, and I want answers. Preferably before the next corpse gets back up and asks me something.

Brenne took a startled step back. “Wait—what is—?

Umberto,” Trunch called out, sighing mid-apology as he followed after him. “He means well. I think. Sometimes. Sorry.”

Her eyes darted from the increasingly crowded entryway to me. I offered my most disarming smile. “As I was saying… Church business.

She didn’t look convinced. Which was fair, considering one of our group had just let himself in like an angry relative come to dispute a will.

From behind me, Carrie’s voice piped up brightly.

Oh, I like this energy,” she said.

Trunch attempted to smooth things over the way only someone flanked by an armed lunatic and a church scribe could.

Brenne,” he said gently, “you’re safe. We’re not here to hurt you, and this really won’t take long.

It better not,” Umberto added, already pacing across her sitting room like he was preparing to interrogate a ghost.

I hadn’t even made it fully into the house before Trunch turned to me.

Klept, be a dear and make some tea, would you?”

Which, of course, is exactly what you ask the chronicler to do during an investigation. Tea. Vital stuff. History can wait.

I retreated to the kitchen in search of something approximating a kettle. Behind me, Umberto’s boots thudded across the floorboards as he muttered about ‘secrets in the wallpaper’ and ‘something off about the upholstery.’

Wikis loitered in the doorway like a highly strung cat—eyes darting, fingers twitching, absolutely radiating “don’t trust anything that breathes or doesn’t.”

Day, ever the minimalist, simply said:

I’ll wait outside.”

Then sat on the porch like he was awaiting the world’s slowest apocalypse. The afternoon sun caught the edge of his braid—an infuriatingly perfect thing, all smooth angles and quiet menace—and lit it up like a ribbon spun from bronze.

I would have hated him, if he wasn’t so consistently right about everything.

Also—and I cannot stress this enough—we just fought skeletons. In a graveyard. Right after surviving a golem attack. This morning. By the gods, that was only this morning. And somehow, his hair still looks like he conditioned it with elven moonlight and braided it using the whispers of forest spirits. I tried to remember if he had been brushing it on the cart ride over here but couldn’t. Which somehow made it worse.

Yak leaned on the doorframe, looking so casual I knew he was about to do something reckless. And Carrie—of course—had taken to fluttering about the garden like she was choosing centerpieces for an impending duel.

In the parlour, Trunch began the questioning with the steady tone of someone trying to be respectful.

Brenne, we’re not here to accuse. We’re simply trying to understand if your parents ever mentioned any association with the Dan’del’ion Court—any names, visits, oddities. Anything that might help us piece this together.

Umberto did not share this approach.

Let’s stop pretending,” he said, voice low and sharp. “Your parents were in it. Maybe you are too. If you want this to go well, start telling the truth.

I winced into the teacups.

Halfway through the questioning, I caught movement—Carrie, descending gracefully from above, as though she hadn’t just been spying through an upper window. She whispered to Yak, who turned and whispered to Day, who didn’t react at all… aside from the faintest nod.

Yak slipped silently inside like a shadow that had been invited in by accident.

Wikis, catching the cue, turned to Brenne with a sweetness I did not trust.

Is there a restroom I could use?” she asked, blinking innocently.

Brenne hesitated, clearly frazzled.

It’s… upstairs.”

Thank you,” Wikis said, already moving.

There was no stopping it now. The stealth team had deployed. The interrogation was underway. The tea was steeping.

And I was standing in a stranger’s kitchen with the growing suspicion that this was all going to end with shouting, broken furniture, and an official complaint to the Church.

A couple of minutes later I watched as Yak slipped back outside like nothing had happened, and Wikis re-entered the parlour just in time for the conversation to explode.

Because of course it did.

Trunch was doing his best.

Which is to say, he was carefully and calmly attempting to explain to a grieving young woman that her parents’ final resting place had recently failed to live up to its promise.

We discovered their sarcophagi open,” he said gently. “There are… signs of necromantic interference. We believe someone may be trying to—well—stir the past.

Brenne, understandably, was already pale and trembling.

Then Umberto decided to help.

Yeah,” he cut in, “your parents got back up. All skeleton, no soul. Attacked us. I put them down.

There was a silence. The kind that has weight to it.

Trunch looked like he’d swallowed a tack.

Just to clarify,” he said quickly, “we did not kill them the first time. They were already… post-mortem. What Umberto means is, they reanimated, and we were forced to—

Smash them,” Umberto added with a joyful malice “Again.”

Brenne’s eyes welled, then flared with a different kind of fire.

Get. Out.”

That’s fair,” I muttered.

She stood, trembling, but somehow steady, and pointed at the door with the certainty of someone who’d just had their last shred of comfort torched.

All of you. Now.

And for once, no one argued.

We left as a group—not quite silent, but certainly not speaking. Day rose from the porch without a word, his steps quiet, eyes unreadable. Carrie drifted overhead like a butterfly trying not to laugh, humming a tune that sounded uncomfortably like a funeral march in a major key.

I trudged near the back, notebook in hand, appetite hollow and bitter.

Yak reappeared beside me, chewing on something warm and fragrant. Something unmistakable.

“Well,” Yak added between bites, “that could have gone worse.”

“Yes,” I muttered. “But only if we’d arrived carrying torches and a mariachi band. Where did you even … Is that…?” I asked.

He nodded, mouth full. “Sizzlecake. Still warm.”

I stared at it like a man watching a ship sail away with everything he ever loved.”

He pointed off to the side.

Trunch stood beside a roadside stall, handing a few coins to an old woman who was packing things up. He had one more sizzlecake in his hand, the other already gone. A bag of onions dangled from his elbow like some cruel joke. He didn’t look back.

I felt something wither inside me.

“Move it, Chronicler,” Umberto barked from up ahead. “We don’t have time to dawdle.”

Carrie twirled lazily in the air, her humming now drifting into the second verse—bright, chipper, and completely inappropriate.

I hadn’t had a single bite. Not one. 

We made our way back down the hill—toward the graveyard, and whatever regrettable plan would emerge next.

Din was nowhere in sight.

We called his name a few times, scattered and uncertain, until Carrie’s voice floated out from a corner of the cemetery.

He’s over here!” she called, half-curious, half-concerned.

He was sitting cross-legged in the grass, completely still, positioned in front of a headstone that looked like it had been on the losing side of a decades-long argument with the surrounding flora.

We slowed. Approached cautiously.

Din?” Trunch called out, wiping the last remnants of the last sizzlecake on his shirt.

No response.

Umberto clomped closer and waved a hand in front of his face.

Still nothing.

Should we… poke him?” Yak asked, already halfway committed to the idea.

Maybe, don’t,” Trunch said. “Not yet, anyway

I looked down and noticed the grass, weeds, and moss had been cleared—carefully—from around the base of the headstone. Din had done it, that much was clear. Not in a trance, then. Not entirely. Something deliberate had led him here.

The stone beneath was worn, but not unreadable. Moss clung to the corners of carved lettering, but just enough had been exposed for the name to flicker into view.

D.A.V.O.S.

Beneath it, a carved face—undeniably Dwarven. The beard was rendered in curling, masterful strokes, rising up off the stone like it was caught mid-flow, or charged with static. It shimmered faintly, even without sunlight.

I stepped back.

Sparkwhiskers?” I breathed.

The group went quiet.

Carrie landed lightly beside me and studied the headstone. 

What’s it mean?” She asked.

I think it’s best he tells you, when he’s ready”.

What’s wrong with him?” Wikis asked, circling slowly, eyes narrowed. “He’s not dead, right?

No,” I said. “But he’s… elsewhere.

Trunch knelt beside Din and placed a hand lightly on his shoulder.

Din?” he said again, softly.

Din didn’t blink. Didn’t move.

He was looking at the grave like it had spoken. And maybe, in a way, it had.

Well, this is fucking great” Umberto spat “little miss skeleton parents up there didn’t give us anything” he gestured towards Brenne’s house “and now Din’s catatonic.

“And I didn’t get any sizzlecake” I mumbled. 

“What did you say?” Barked Umberto.

I said, I’m sure we’ll figure out a way to snap him out of it” I offered, in a way that I hoped sounded reassuring. 

And I wouldn’t say she gave us nothing,” Yak said. He exchanged a glance with Wikis and she pulled something out from somewhere under her coat.

Trunch’s brow furrowed. “You stole something, from her house?”.

Yak just shrugged his shoulders.

They found it in the bedroom upstairs” Carrie squealed “I saw them through the window

Wikis placed a small box very carefully on the ground and immediately snatched it up again. 

I don’t think this one will raise the dead” Day offered. 

She scowled at him and placed it down again. Black stone—though not quite stone—with delicate silver filigree edging. And on the lid, unmistakably, the symbol: a wilted dandelion head, nestled in a bed of thorns.

It was hidden under a floorboard,” Yak said, casually cleaning his nails with a dagger like he was recounting a walk through a flower garden. “Room smelled like lavender.

He glanced at me and nodded.

Told you,” I muttered.

And secrets,” Wikis added, sniffing the air like she could catch one mid-sentence. “Definitely smelled like secrets. He accidentally set the trap off” Wikis added nodding towards Yak “but then caught the dart without even looking. It was so cool

Didn’t even blink” Yak added

Oh, you definitely blinked” Carrie huffed.

So she was lying” Umberto was still waving in Din’s face “I knew it”.

I don’t think she knew it was there” Yak offered. “The floorboard hadn’t been touched in decades.”

It’s definitely Dan’del’ion.” Day was holding a medallion next to the box, comparing symbols. “Think we should open it?”

Not here, not now” Trunch added. 

The sound was subtle at first—a sharp breath drawn through clenched teeth.

Every weapon in the vicinity was suddenly out.

Swords unsheathed. A dagger appeared in Yak’s hand. Trunch’s fingers twitched with a spell half-formed. Umberto was halfway into a combat roll he didn’t need to commit to.

Even Day, who had spent most of the afternoon embodying “apathetic statue,” stood with one hand on his blade, expression unchanged but definitely more murder-ready than usual.

Another one?” Wikis hissed, already stepping back and scanning the ground.

But it wasn’t a skeleton.

It was Din.

Blinking slowly, like someone just coming out of a deep, unwanted nap. He looked around at the very armed, very tense circle of friends now surrounding him, and let out a long, groggy exhale. He looked down at the headstone in front of him, the one he’d uncovered by hand, though I don’t think he remembered doing it. The carved Dwarven face looked back at him with a knowing kind of stillness, the spark-threaded beard catching the light.

I don’t know how long we stood there. Nobody said much. Even Umberto didn’t shout, which was unsettling in the way a silent forge is unsettling—you know the heat’s still in there somewhere, waiting to erupt.

Din didn’t move. Didn’t blink. Didn’t acknowledge us at all.

And here’s the thing: I’ve seen people grieve. I’ve seen people break. This wasn’t either.

This was something older. Deeper.

I’m going to need time to unpack that, …what did I miss?” he rasped.

No one answered at first. They were all too busy trying to look like they hadn’t just prepared to decapitate him.

I closed my notebook and sighed.

Should I start with the groundskeeper, or the poor woman up the hill,” I began, before Umberto clapped a hand on his shoulder with all the grace of a falling anvil.

You didn’t miss anything important,” he said. “We still don’t have answers.

And with that, he turned and began stomping back down the path toward the hamlet.

Where are you going?” Trunch called after him.

To get some,” Umberto barked. “One way or another. Someone in this shithole has to know something

Carrie hovered a little higher, clearly thrilled.

Ooooh, he’s doing the dramatic striding thing again,” she whispered to no one and everyone.

Wikis rolled her eyes and glanced at Din.

“He means well,” he said “In his own special way

I tucked my notes back into my coat.

Debatable,” I muttered. “But at least he’s consistent.”

And so, like some half-coordinated theatre troupe at the end of a very strange matinee, we gathered our things and followed Umberto up the dusty path. 

As we moved uphill through the village, doors clicked shut. Curtains twitched. Someone, somewhere, dropped a stack of cabbages in alarm.

Friendly place,” Umberto growled.

His frustration simmered with every step, like a kettle left too long on the fire.

Wikis, ever the pragmatist (and possibly a little desperate for attention), climbed onto a dry patch of fence post and called out into the square:

Five gold for anyone willing to answer a few questions!

It was a good offer. Generous, even.

It was met with silence.

Except, eventually, for a small voice.

A girl—no more than eight years old—emerged from behind a leaning rain barrel, barefoot, bright-eyed, and utterly fearless.

I’ll talk,” she said, sticking out her hand.

Gold changed hands. Questions were asked.

The results were… disappointing.

The girl knew nothing about the skeletons. Nothing about the Dan’del’ion Court. She giggled when Wikis used the word “necromancy” and asked if it was like hide-and-seek but with dirt.

The group’s patience, already thin, wore to tatters.

Their questions sharpened, voices rose, and then—because of course it was Umberto—there was a moment where the air shifted. A tension. A sharp glint in his eye that suggested, if she didn’t start providing better answers soon, he was genuinely considering extracting them by less-than-legal means.

Trunch, ever the diplomat, shifted tactics.

He crouched down, softened his voice, and asked heavier, more difficult questions—about the graveyard, about anything strange the girl might have seen or heard.

But somewhere along the way, something was lost.

She seemed to think this was still a game. That all we wanted were simple, cheerful facts—her name (Petra), her parents’ occupation (cabbage farmers, of course), the number of cats she had at home (three, but two were “mostly wild”).

She answered with the bright sincerity of a child proudly reciting her alphabet, completely missing the tension creeping into every corner of the conversation.

Each earnest answer was another pebble in the growing mountain of frustration.

Wikis, ever the opportunist, crouched down and showed the child the Dan’del’ion medallion.

My mum’s got one a bit like that,” she said brightly.

And then, as if she had just solved a riddle no one else could see, she skipped away down the road.

Everyone exchanged glances and began to follow. 

Not openly. That would have been too reasonable.

Instead, Umberto lurked behind a row of exceptionally large cabbages, scowling like a man who suspected the vegetables of conspiracy. Yak, meanwhile, melted into the shadows and returned moments later—face, height, and general demeanor now uncannily that of young Brenne Lenn.

He approached the house, knocked once.

The door opened. A woman—worn, cautious, and clearly surprised to see ‘Brenne’ on her porch, stared in confusion.

Yak pressed her. Gently at first, then with the casual confidence of someone who had learned to lie before learning to walk.

The medallion came out at last.

It wasn’t a Dan’del’ion relic.

It was a simple pendant. Cheap, tarnished—a red rose cast in tin. There were similarities in the shape but that was about it.  A parting gift, the woman said. From her husband. Before he ran off with a woman from ‘the Briars’. 

Not a great lead.

Not a lead at all, really.

Yak returned to us.

Dead end,” he said “husband left her – bought her a cheap rose medallion as a parting gift. She doesn’t know anything.”

Frustrated, the group fanned out through the village one last time—hoping, pleading, even demanding answers from shuttered windows and locked doors.

They found none.

Nelb had retreated into itself, and whatever secrets it held, it seemed determined to take them to bed early with the setting sun.

With no better options and tempers wearing thin, they made the practical decision to camp for the evening—just off the main road, within sight of the cemetery’s crumbling walls.

It wasn’t ideal.
But nothing about this day had been.

We set up in a crooked circle on a patch of uneven ground where the grass was too stubborn to grow properly and the stones were just ambitious enough to bruise your spine if you laid the wrong way.

I hadn’t eaten all day. The sizzlecakes were long gone, the leads colder than the grave, and the only thing drifting down from the fields now was the bitter stink of onions.

I pulled my robes tighter, laid down on a stone that hated my back, and tried not to think about everything we didn’t get.We would return to Dawnsheart at first light – hopefully to have a better day.

A Fistful of Dandelions

Chronicles of Klept: Chapter VIII


We left Dawnsheart just after noon. Battered and bruised, but they had been paid, at least. Smoke rose behind us as the cart rolled on, and Wikis muttered curses while picking glass from her hair.

The road to Nelb isn’t long. An hour by cart, less if you’re on horseback and don’t stop for existential dread. But it’s enough time for questions. And, unfortunately, answers.

Alright,” Din said, adjusting the hammer at his back, “someone explain to me why we’re terrified of flowers again.

The Dan’del’ion Court,” Trunch added, from the front of the cart, “Klept, you said something about vampires. Rulers of the valley. But that’s centuries past, isn’t it?

Day didn’t say anything. But he looked at me in that calculating way of his, the one that felt like a silent “Go on.”

I sighed, and my stomach, unhelpfully, chose that moment to growl like a caged dire weasel.

Before I could say anything, Yak wordlessly reached into his coat and produced a semi-squashed pie, as if he’d been waiting for exactly this moment.

Stole it from the onion-and-thyme stall at the festival” he said, proudly. “Still flakey.

He handed it over without ceremony, and I accepted it like it was a sacred offering.

You’re a delinquent,” I said. “But a useful one.

And as I bit into the soft, flaky pastry, something warm and nostalgic sparked at the back of my throat.

Sulkin’s Sizzlecake,” I murmured. “Can’t wait.

What?” Din asked.

It’s Nelb’s pride and joy,” I said, already drifting into lecture mode. “A pan-fried patty made of pickled cabbage, caramelized onion, root veg, and dried bread. Crisped in vegetable oil. Topped with smokey mash. Best thing to come out of that hamlet besides quiet and topsoil.”

Sounds like a dare,” Din said.

Sounds like home,” I replied.

Sounds… mushy,” Carrie offered, gliding overhead.

You don’t understand,” I said, more animated than I intended. “Sulkin’s Sizzlecake is heritage. It’s tradition. It’s breakfast, lunch, pleasure and remorse all in one bite.

I’ll try anything once,” Yak said with his mouth full of stolen pie.

Trunch, of course, brought us gently back to the actual problem.

The Court, Klept. What else should we know?

I took another bite of the pie. It was fine. Flakey, savoury, unexpectedly nostalgic.

The Dan’del’ion Court,” I began, brushing crumbs from my lap, “ruled the Humbledoewn Valley and much of central Elandaru for centuries. Tyrants. Vampires. The kind of aristocracy that doesn’t just bleed the people dry—they drink it, bottle it, and sell it as vintage.

I reached into my satchel and tossed something small and heavy toward Din. He caught it instinctively, blinking at the object in his palm.

A medallion. Dark metal, circular, etched with the sigil of the Court—a wilted dandelion head amongst a bed of thorns, full moon in the sky above.

Tufulla gave it to me,” I said. “Told me to show you. Pulled it off one of the festival attackers before the guards carted him off. Possession of Dan’del’ion relics is technically illegal, so please pretend I didn’t just toss you an arrestable offense.

Charming,” said Trunch, turning the medallion over in his hand.

What is it?” Din asked.

A badge. A mark of allegiance. Back in the day, members of the Court—or their loyalists—wore these when attending ceremonies, performing rituals, or, you know, casually oppressing peasants.

And now they’re back,” Day said quietly.

Or someone wants us to think they are,” I replied.

The medallion made its way around the cart, passed from hand to hand like a cursed trinket in a travelling show.

Yak flicked it like a coin, listening for something only he could hear. Umberto raised it to his mouth, clearly intending to bite it—then paused, wrinkled his nose, and seemed to reconsider the taste of ancient vampiric symbolism.

Trunch held it up to the sun, watching the silver inlay catch the light, like he was trying to read a prophecy in tarnish.

It never made its way back to me.

I suspect, though I can’t prove, that it took a detour somewhere between Wikis’ hands and her many, many coat pockets.

That quiet settled over us again—the kind that rides alongside prophecy and dread.

Up ahead, the first fields of Nelb crept into view. Rows of cabbage and onions stretched to the horizon, and beyond them, a cluster of rooftops huddled under grey skies.

The first thing you notice about Nelb is the smell.

Not a bad smell, exactly—just a very committed one. A heady blend of damp soil, root vegetables, and the kind of onion-forward honesty you only get from a town that’s truly proud of its produce.

The second thing you notice is Brandt Ulfornd.

He must have seen us coming. As we began to get closer to the hamlet he came strolling down the road. He met us just past the crooked signpost marking the edge of the hamlet—an older man with wind-chapped skin, ink-stained fingers, and the perpetual squint of someone who’d spent most of his life both reading bad handwriting and digging up worse surprises in the midday sun.

You must be the ones Tufulla sent,” he said without preamble. “Good. We’ve got a problem.

That’s our specialty,” Umberto said cheerfully, already loosening his shoulders like the problem might be punchable.

Brandt didn’t laugh.

The dead,” he said. “Some of them are trying to let themselves out.”

That got everyone’s attention.

He gestured down the dirt path toward the cemetery—a modest plot at the far end of the hamlet, ringed by low stone walls. Some sections had clearly collapsed and been patched with whatever the locals could find—wooden doors, chicken wire, two actual wagon wheels, and at least one suspiciously ornate headboard.

We’ve barred the gates and sealed it as best we can,” Brandt continued. “But it won’t hold forever. Whatever’s stirring in there… it’s not resting easy.

He reached into his coat, pulled out a key the size of a halfling’s arm, and handed it to me.

You’ll be needing this. Padlock on the main gate.

Why me?” I asked.

You look like the responsible one,” he said. Then, after a beat, “Or at least the one least likely to throw it at something.” Looking down, I realized I was still in my church robes. Among a group of people armed like a small militia, I was the sensible choice.

With that, he turned and began the slow walk up the hill toward his cottage, which sat perched above the cemetery like a very tired sentinel.

The wind shifted.

Somewhere beyond the gate, something rattled.

The gate hadn’t even finished squeaking when Umberto raised his axe.

One swing.
Two.
The padlock exploded into two distinct and equally surprised pieces.

Could’ve used the key,” I offered, half-heartedly.

Where’s the drama in that?” he grinned, already kicking open the gate like he was storming a wedding.

Inside, the cemetery was unnervingly still—until it wasn’t. 

Two skeletons stood from behind opposite gravestones, all clatter and menace and the unmistakable body language of creatures that had just remembered they hate the living.

There’s two,” Trunch noted. “But not for long,” he added, unleashing a blast of violet fire that scorched the first skeleton into aggressively motivated confetti.

One down!” he called. “Minimal paperwork!

Wikis dashed past him, sending an arrow flying. It went clean through a ribcage and stuck harmlessly into a grave marker behind it.

What the fuck? I don’t miss!” Wikis shouted, watching another arrow sail cleanly through a skeleton’s ribcage and thud uselessly into a headstone. “The old man gave us useless weapons. I knew we shouldn’t have trusted him”

We are fighting mostly bones,” Din grunted, dodging a swinging femur. “You might want to aim for something less hollow.

I was aiming for his chest!” Wikis snapped, stringing another arrow with the stubborn intensity of someone blaming physics for betrayal

Maybe try using something more ‘hitty’ and less ‘pointy’,’” Din muttered, just before taking a rusty shortsword to the thigh.

Ow—WHY do skeletons get swords?!”

It’s historical accuracy!” I called helpfully from behind a
It’s stupid,” he snarled, swinging his hammer hard enough to turn the offender into soup bones.

Trunch’s first blast hit true, but his second scorched the moss off a statue instead of a skeleton.

Too far left!” someone yelled.
“No, that was a warning shot!” Trunch insisted. “It was—AH!

A bony hand had grabbed his shoulder from behind.

Day took it out with a flick of the wrist, but not before Trunch got a jagged elbow to the ribs.

Still alive?” Day asked, deadpan. “Don’t warn, just shoot.”

Carrie, mid-glide, waved a hand over the party, casting a wave of supportive magic.

You’re doing amazing, sweeties! Except you! You need to duck-

Clonk.

Yak, not used to working with aerial support, caught the butt of a skeleton’s sword across the temple while trying to flank.

I’m fine!” he said, stumbling behind a gravestone and disappearing into the shadow.

Another skeleton shoved Wikis backwards—hard—sending her sprawling into a pile of loose headstones.

Okay, rude!” she snapped, springing back up and stabbing it in the pelvis.

Aim for the skull!” Umberto shouted.
I am! It just keeps moving!

Day was the only one untouched, blades whirling with unnerving grace—but even he was forced to retreat a half-step when three of the skeletons converged at once.

For a moment, it looked like the undead had the upper hand.

And then Umberto tackled one into a grave, shouting:

I’VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU

And then Day whistled? a whisper of magic and rhythm suddenly wrapped around him like wind through silk.

In seconds, he was a blur. Steel flashed. Bones cracked. One skeleton looked down to realize its legs were no longer part of the conversation.

Look at that. Dead and downsized.” Day murmured, not breaking stride before launching the skull toward Din. “Head’s up!

Din spun around, a cloud of dust appeared as his massive hammer caught the skull mid-flight. “That was intentional” he called out to no-one in particular 

That’s four!” someone called.

And that’s when the fifth skeleton popped up like a badly timed sequel.

You know,” I said, backing up behind a moderately sturdy mausoleum, “it would be great if we could not wake up the entire graveyard.”

Yeah, but that’s not as much fun,” Yak shouted mid-somersault.

Umberto, mid-swing, grinned and shouted,

Hey, Klept. Chronicle this!

Then he heaved the final skeleton into a crumbling headstone near my position

It exploded in a spray of bones and pulverized granite. The largest chunk landed directly at my feet.

Consider it chronicled,” I muttered, brushing cemetery dust from my robe and rethinking all my life choices.

The graveyard had gone quiet.

The kind of quiet that settles in after chaos, when the adrenaline begins to seep out and you’re left standing in the middle of a mess that’s only mostly finished.

Trunch was examining one of the shattered skeletons with the grim focus of someone hoping it wasn’t magical. He flicked something metallic to Day who caught it without hesitation. Din was cleaning a smear of something unpleasant off his hammer. Wikis was pacing, turning in circles like a cat that suspects the furniture is conspiring against it.

Five skeletons,” Day muttered, wiping his hands. “Three medallions,” he held out his arm and three metallic discs hung from his fist..

What are you suggesting?” Trunch asked, rubbing one of the discs between his fingers.

That someone’s missing. Or hiding.

It was Carrie who spotted it first – the mausoleum.

Larger than the others. Less weathered. Door cracked open just enough to imply it hadn’t been forced from outside.

Ooooh,” Carrie said with a delighted gasp. “Big spooky house for dead people. And the door’s open.

Din and Trunch approached with caution. They knelt by the threshold, examined the crumbled stonework and rusted hinges. Din’s brow furrowed.

This door wasn’t broken down. It was broken out.

The engraving above the doorway read simply: LENN.

Inside, the mausoleum was cool and dry. Two sarcophagi dominated the chamber—elaborate stone coffins, their lids pushed aside just enough to suggest recent movement.

Carrie flitted toward the back wall and traced a finger along the stone.

There’s something behind here,” they said, brushing away years of dust. “A brick. Different mortar. A seam.

Din stepped in, tools already in hand. He worked quickly—carefully— and the brick came free.

It was smooth, weighty, and marked with a familiar symbol: the wilted dandelion seed head, the thorns, the pale full moon.

Wikis took it immediately. No one was surprised.

Don’t eat it,” Yak warned, a little late.

I’m not eating it,” she snapped. “I’m looking at it.

She turned it over, sniffed it, tapped it, held it up to the light like it might whisper secrets if angled just right.

It didn’t.

Well?” Umberto asked.

It’s… just a brick,” she said finally, squinting. “But it looks like one of those medallion things might be inside it. It’s hard to tell.” 

With an exaggerated sigh, she sat down next to a slightly raised patch of earth and set the brick beside her.

There was a pause.

The ground shifted.

Then a skeletal hand broke through the soil where Wikis had just placed the brick on top of a grave.

She froze.

Then, with grim efficiency and a slightly wild look in her eye, she stabbed it. Not once. Not twice. Repeatedly. As if the skeleton had insulted her boots, her haircut, and her entire bloodline in one sentence.

Oh no you don’t,” she hissed. “You stay dead!

The torso wriggled up, ribs gleaming in the afternoon light.

Umberto sighed—long and theatrical.

I am so done with this.”

He stepped forward and, without ceremony, stomped the skeleton’s skull into the ground with the flat of his boot.

There was a satisfying crunch.

There,” he said.

Wikis didn’t stop stabbing for another two seconds.

I, from a safe distance, made a note:

“Post-mortem vengeance, if executed decisively, can be quite therapeutic. Possibly contagious.”

Trunch stepped forward, eyeing the brick still resting beside the grave like it might sprout legs.

“Don’t leave that lying around,” he said evenly. “Put it in a bag. Deep in a bag. Preferably under something heavy. And preferably not next to anything we might value, trust, or be fond of.

Wikis scooped it up reluctantly and shoved it into her coat, muttering something about everyone being dramatic.

“We should probably have Tufulla take a look at it,” Din said, matter-of-factly.

Umberto grunted. “Or we smash it now and save ourselves the trouble.”


Wikis said nothing—just slipped it into an inner pocket and patted it once, like it might bite.

Like three old stones weathered by different storms, Trunch, Day, and Din gathered near the mausoleum—one stern, one silent, one searching. Together, they watched the ground as if it might still hold answers.

Five skeletons,” Trunch said, rubbing a smear of bone dust between his fingers. “Three medallions. That bothered me at first.

And now?” Day asked, arms folded.

Now I think the brick explains the rest.” He gestured vaguely toward Wikis’ coat, as if the cursed object might start rattling at any moment. “It was placed directly between the sarcophagi. It could be another trigger.

Day considered that for a moment, then tilted his head slightly.

You think the medallions raise the dead?

Maybe,” Trunch said. “Three of the skeletons had medallions. Two didn’t. There are two empty sarcophagi, which would account for the extra skeletons.

Din knelt beside a patch of disturbed earth, glancing back toward the mausoleum.

The brick was placed precisely,” he said. “Dead center. The sarcophagi weren’t even sealed properly. Whoever put it there either expected the dead to rise… or wanted them to.

So, the mystery skeletons are Mr. and Mrs. Lenn then?” Carrie called out, not looking up from where she was cheerfully doing rubbings of a headstone. “Rude of them not to wear name tags.”

Day, ignoring her, nodded slowly.

Normally,” he said, “another skeleton rising in the middle of a graveyard fight wouldn’t be strange.

Skeletons rising is strange by nature,” Carrie called from somewhere among the headstones..

Stranger then,” he clarified. “Because it didn’t just happen. It happened right after she put the brick down. That’s not a coincidence. That’s a connection.

The group gathered together at the graveyard entrance. 

This seems too specific to be random,” Trunch said 

We could go back,” Wikis offered, scanning the graves again. “Tell Tufulla what we saw – give him his stupid bow back” holding the bow out at arms length and giving it a look as if it had just embarrassed her in front of royalty. 

We could,” Carrie said, drifting gently above the cracked headstones, “but wouldn’t that be boring?

I was quietly leaning toward ‘sizzlecake,’ but no one asked me.

We should find out more about the LENN family,” Trunch said. “If there’s a bloodline still here, it might explain the activity. Someone’s stirring the old blood.

Agreed” Din was looking at the mausoleum “That brick had to be there for a reason.”

“Brandt!” Carrie declared, beaming with the pride of someone who thinks they’ve just discovered butter goes on hot corn cobs. “He’d probably know.

I did not sigh. Not audibly. But internally? There was a whole opera.

Yes, by all means, let’s consult the man whose graveyard looks like it was curated by neglect and possibly raccoons. Don’t ask the chronicler who spent two winters mapping the valley’s family lines by candlelight and spite. No no. Ask the man whose house looks like it’s been losing an argument with the wind since the last harvest.

Brandt’s house sat crookedly on the hill, leaning slightly to the left like it was thinking of giving up. Shingles missing, porch half-collapsed, chimney held together by prayer and moss. It matched the graveyard perfectly—headstones toppled, names obscured, weeds tall enough to qualify as wildlife. Nothing in this place looked cared for. Not recently. Not passionately.

The others started up the worn path.

Then Din stopped.

He squinted into a far corner of the cemetery—dense brush and ivy-choked stone, wild even by Nelb’s relaxed standards.

What is it?” Umberto called, his tone part concern, part boredom.

Din didn’t answer immediately. Then, without turning:

I’ll catch up in a moment.”

Umberto cupped his hands around his mouth.
If something else decides it doesn’t want to be dead anymore—try a battle cry this time, not one of those startled little screams.

Din raised a single finger in reply, not stopping, not turning, he just kept walking into the overgrowth, eyes fixed on something none of us could see.

The rest of us paused, then moved on. No shouting. No urgency.

Just that lingering feeling that something hadn’t quite finished.

Of Saints, Secrets, and Suspicious Accounting

Chronicles of Klept: Chapter VII


For reasons that I’m still not sure of, I followed the group as they sought the previously promised payment from the mayor.

When they returned to Roddrick’s office, they found him hunched in a corner, visibly sweating, while a glittering, furious fairy paced across his desk like a litigious stormcloud.

Evidently, sometime during the cathedral attack, this winged individual had stormed their way into his office seeking compensation for past services rendered.

Unfortunately for Roddrick, today was a spectacularly poor time to forget where he put the city’s coin.

Roddrick’s office is not designed to accommodate high drama. It is a space meant for hushed civic whispers, quiet corruption, and the delicate art of losing money in increasingly creative ways. It is not, and I cannot stress this enough, meant to host a shouting match between a magical debt collector, several injured mercenaries, and a gnome in the throes of romantic euphoria.

Which is precisely what was happening.

By the time Din arrived, the volume in the room had reached ‘tavern on fire’ levels.

—you promised five hundred gold each!
This is exactly why I stopped doing guild work!
You don’t understand fairy contract law, sweetheart, and you do not want to!
My bow is broken and my wallet is empty!
I will hex your ancestors so hard your childhood gets repossessed!

Roddrick sat hunched behind his desk, a man rapidly attempting to dissolve into paperwork. His mouth flapped ineffectually as insults flew like enchanted daggers. I’m fairly certain someone threw an actual dagger at one point. It missed. Barely.

The fairy, who I feel compelled to note had not stopped hovering on his desk this entire time, was brandishing what appeared to be a glittering invoice.

Din entered with Umberto slung over his shoulder. The gnome was clutching a piece of parchment to his chest with the sacred reverence usually reserved for holy relics. There was sincerity in the gesture, along with the unmistakable expression of someone who was absolutely going to show it to everyone at the earliest inconvenient moment. 

Din, to his credit, simply looked up and muttered, “What did I miss, apart from the Fairy?”

Everything,” Wikis snapped.

Trunch gestured vaguely. “Roddrick doesn’t have the money.

Din blinked. “You mean on him?” He gently placed Umberto on the floor. The gnome stirred, as if the sheer volume of irritation in the room had finally reached a frequency only a barbarian could hear. His eyelids fluttered, lips parting in a soft groan that somehow managed to sound both confused and indignant. I watched, half-curious, half-concerned, as the aura of rising tension acted like smelling salts to his subconscious. Anger, it seemed, was his natural habitat—and it was calling to him.

No,” said Day. “We mean at all. He doesn’t have any money

Umberto moved with the startled grace of a sleeping cat beside a dropped pot—jolting upright, eyes wide, muscles tensed for a fight that hadn’t started yet but surely would. The parchment, previously cradled in his grip, was shoved without ceremony or clear spatial logic into the folds of his loincloth. And just like that, he was part of the argument, shouting as if he’d never fainted.

I was about to lose track of who had threatened Roddrick with what bodily curse or overly large weapon, when the side door creaked open.

And in stepped Tufulla.

His robes were slightly damp from where he’d cleaned himself up after his earlier, urn-bound breakfast expulsion. His expression was unreadable. His walk was slow, careful, deliberate—like a priest returning to find his congregation had redecorated with explosives.

He didn’t say anything at first. He just surveyed the room.

The bloodied adventurers.
The shrieking fairy.
The cowering Roddrick, who had just blurted, “Look, I may have moved a few emergency funds into discretionary non-vital initiatives, but that’s just local governance!

And that was it.

Tufulla raised one hand and the room went quiet. Not magically, not with a spell, but with the kind of heavy silence that only falls when someone enters with absolute moral authority.

He stepped fully into the room. Then, with the same calm resolve he used when walking across the water during the festival, he pointed to me.

Klept,” he said. “Record this.

I nodded, slid to the corner, sat cross-legged, and did as instructed.

Tufulla turned to Roddrick.

Lord … Mayor Roddrick… I hereby place you under citizen’s arrest, on charges of embezzlement, misappropriation of city funds, and gross dereliction of civic responsibility.

Roddrick’s jaw wobbled. “You can’t…

I can,” Tufulla said, and turned to the guards. “Remove him.

The guards, to their credit, didn’t wait for further clarification. One of them actually smiled.

Roddrick barely got out a “This is highly irregular!” before the fairy, still hovering at chest height, raised a hand and said:

Oh, sweetheart.”

She plucked a tiny set of bagpipes from seemingly nowhere, inflated them with a single breath, and with a shrill, glorious wheeze played a painfully dissonant chord and then sang. 

You walk like your father didn’t stick around and your tailor actively hates you.” 

The taunt slid from her tongue like a dagger, and something invisible hit him a heartbeat later. His eyes blinked hard, as though the insult had struck behind them instead of in front. He let out a wounded squawk.

As he was dragged out, red-faced, and visibly lower on the self-worth scale, the fairy slowly floated down onto the desk, re-folded her bagpipes, and looked around.

Tufulla turned to the group clustered in Roddrick’s office..

“I believe you are owed payment,” he said simply. “And while the city apparently cannot provide it, the Church can. You’ve earned that at least. How much were you promised?”

Three hundred,” The fairy answered brightly, beaming with the self-assured charm of someone who knew they were the favorite.
Five hundred,” replied Umberto, Din, and Wikis in near-perfect unison.

The fairy’s smile grew…

Five hundred each,” Day added, without looking up.

…until it didn’t. The smile wilted. She turned to them, blinking.

Wait—you’re getting how much?

There was a pause. Then Yak, from somewhere behind the group,

Hold up. We’re getting paid for this?

Tufulla did not respond.
A small, slow sigh escaped him—less breath, more financial grief made audible.

Then, “I believe the church will be able to compensate you. You’ve already done more than anyone could have asked. You’re under no obligation to continue. But…” 

Well, I’ve got nothing else going on this week,” the fairy said to the room at large, and with a dramatic twirl, a small curtsy mid-air, and a name delivered like it should already be famous introduced herself “My name’s Carrie, by the way. Carrie the Fairy.

Only Trunch responded.

He bowed his head, smiled, and said something polite, possibly poetic. 

The rest of the group offered varying degrees of noncommittal acknowledgement: a grunt from Din, a vague nod from Day, Umberto, simply pulled out his piece of parchment and sighed. Yak blinked, which might have been a greeting. Wikis started checking her own pockets.

Carrie didn’t seem to mind. If anything, she appeared delighted to have an audience too stunned to respond properly.

Tufulla glanced back through the doorway to the cathedral, his voice softer now. “As I was saying, if you’re willing… we could still use your help.” He gestured for them to follow him as he made his way back into the recently defiled sacred space. “This way. I’ll get the money you are owed.” 

There’s a certain weight to being asked for help. A quiet gravity, like you’ve just been handed a sacred relic, or a baby, or a bomb with a very slow fuse. In this case, it was all three, disguised as an offer from a kindly priest with the faint smell of bile still clinging to his robes.

Tufulla walked to the middle of the cathedral, face lit by the sunlight filtered through the surviving panes of stained glass. Nearby, the altar stood cracked (a misguided eldritch blast from Trunch) and a large window next to the main door stood shattered. He had already moved the bodies of my fellow Readers off to one side, covered them with cloth and presumably, said a prayer.  

Should I come back when you’ve finished redecorating?” Carrie asked 

There was an attack,” Tufulla said

Yak leaned casually against a broken column and flicked a chip of stone with a dagger.

We took care of it.

Carrie gave an impressed little gasp and clapped her hands together in a way that managed to be both sincere and faintly alarming.

Tufulla’s voice was steady, measured—his words the kind that usually made people listen whether they wanted to or not.

On top of that, there’s been a concerning report,” he began. “From Nelb.

My eyebrows raised. The cabbage capital of the valley wasn’t exactly known for its political intrigue or magical warfare. Vegetables, yes. Trouble? Less so.

Tufulla continued, “I believe it may be connected to this” he gestured around the room, “and to the festival attack. I believe the Dan’del’ion Court is behind it. Their sudden reemergence, the recent events, it can’t be coincidence. I believe the Dan’del’ion Court seeks to regain power again

A pause followed. The kind of pause that usually leads into a hush of realization. A shared gasp. Perhaps even a dropped mug in the distance.

Instead, the group exchanged glances.

Not alarm. Not dread.

Just a series of furrowed brows, sideways looks, and subtle head-tilts. 

It hit me then.
They had no idea what Tufulla was talking about.

No context. No history. Not even the courtesy of a vague sense of unease. Just six battle-worn strangers and a fairy suddenly faced with a name that meant as much to them as a particularly obscure salad dressing.

Or at least are trying to” he continued almost dismissively. “You’re under no obligation,” he added. “Truly. You’ve already done more than could have been asked of you. But your… unconventional methods may be precisely what is needed.

There was another pause.

Then, 

Define ‘connected’, Wikis said flatly. She was sharpening something that was already unnecessarily sharp.

I agree,” said Trunch. “We need to understand the scale of the risk. What exactly do you suspect, High Reader?

Tufulla nodded. “I believe the Dan’del’ion Court has once again grown in  numbers. Perhaps someone with a distant claim to leadership has come out from the shadows. It seems like they are testing boundaries, and about to make a much larger play. I think the festival was just the beginning, and unfortunately, I think the entire Humbledoewn Valley and in time, all of Elandaru, is about to be drawn into something unpleasant.

Great,” Din muttered. “So more danger. More questions. Probably some running.

He glanced sideways at Umberto, who was adjusting his loincloth with the serene confidence of someone who would absolutely flirt with a banshee just to see if it worked.

Almost certainly,” Umberto grinned. 

“Say we help” Wikis had put the sharp thing away, for now, “How will you help us help you?”

“Some encouragement wouldn’t hurt,” Yak added helpfully. “Money?, Up front as a gesture of good faith.”

“Potions,” Day said simply.

“Something specific,” Trunch said, “to counter the threat we’re being asked to face.

Tufulla didn’t hesitate.

Follow me”, He moved behind the pulpit. Pressed a panel.

And with all the drama of a divine stage production, a trap door creaked open.

Oh, great,” Wikis muttered. “A hidden stairwell. That’s definitely how I wanted today to end.

Tufulla just smiled and started down. 

Stone gave way to older stone as we descended the old stairs. The air grew cooler, and the smell shifted from incense and old parchment to something metallic and oiled. 

And then the chamber opened before us.

Tufulla gestured for everyone to enter “Hopefully you’ll find something here that will suffice?’

It was a vault—not gaudy, not opulent—but meticulously maintained. Walls lined with racks of weapons, armor, potions in neatly labeled crates, scrolls bound with wax seals, and one long shelf full of very serious-looking things in velvet-lined boxes. A private armory. Hidden beneath a church. I’d been down here before, of course. Let’s just say Tufulla and I have shared enough midnight conversations and grim hypotheticals to justify me knowing where the sharp things are kept. Tufulla headed across the room to a large wooden chest against the far wall while the others stood, staring. 

Oh,” Din breathed. Then, louder: “Oh, yes. This is very good.
He moved immediately to the wall of weapons, reverently running a hand along the haft of a massive hammer like it was a holy relic and he’d just found a new religion.

So. Many. Shiny. Things.” Wikis blinked, eyes wide. 

I saw her gaze snag on a small, gleaming pendant half-tucked beneath a folded cloth. She didn’t move toward it, but her fingers flexed slightly at her sides.
Everything’s so shiny.” Her voice was hushed with awe, but her hand had already gone to the dagger on her belt, as if expecting this to be some kind of deeply convincing trap.

Umberto stood motionless, eyes wide, lip trembling. “It’s fucking beautiful,” he said, voice cracking slightly. 

Trunch didn’t step forward. He just looked at Tufulla, brow furrowed.
This is a considerable collection, for a priest,” he said carefully.

Tufulla didn’t respond immediately.

For protection,” he said at last, crossing back across the room with a pile of small leather pouches in hand.

Carrie floated a lazy circle around the room, gave a low, impressed whistle, and clapped twice. “Finally,” she said,  “I was worried this would be boring..

Yak was already testing daggers. One in each hand, flipping them lightly, checking their weight, balance, and the satisfying ‘shk’ they made going into and out of their sheaths.
Ooooh, this one sings,” he said, grinning. “And this one” he spun it in his fingers “this one purrs.

Then, Day.

He stood at the threshold, looking around slowly. At the weapons, at the structure, the lighting, then asked quietly.

Protection from what? You want to tell us what this is all really for?

Tufulla met his gaze.

I suppose you’ve earned that—along with this.

He handed each of them a small leather pouch, the quiet clink of coin inside punctuating the moment. 

You’ve already risked your lives helping… and now I’m asking you to potentially do more. There’s something I need to confess.

You’re not really a priest,” Yak blurted out from a rack of daggers

You’re in love with me,” said Carrie at the exact same time, beaming.

I am a member of a group called the White Ravens. We were originally founded centuries ago as part of the rebellion against the Dan’del’ion Court. After their demise, we sought out scattered, remaining members, doing what we could to ensure they didn’t return. We still exist, not many of us, but still hoping to ensure they never return.” Tufulla responded. 

Lame. My idea was better” Carrie sighed as she went back to casually observing a collection of oddly shaped blades. 

You keep talking about these dandelion folk” Umberto grunted as he swung a large double headed axe, “what’s so scary about a bunch of people who named themselves after a puffy flower?”

“Dan’del’ion. Dan – Del – Leon” Tufulla pronounced the word, gently, as if uttering it would immediately summon them “A past nobel house who ruled the valley and neighbouring regions for hundreds of years through tyranny and fear. The darkest period of their rule coincided with the rise of the vampiric Lord Ieyoch”

“And you’re worried they have returned” Trunch ws trying on a piece of leather armor, soft wisps of smoke curled up from the pauldrons as he clipped the final buckle into place.

“Yes – the festival attackers all had Dan’del’ion medallions on their person. Klept will fill in in more on the history of the Dan’del’ion Court and their rule on the way to Nelb.”

I blinked.

Pardon?

You’ll accompany them of course. You’ll record what they find. What they face. Your knowledge of history, the Court, and of the Valley, may prove invaluable. You’ll serve as the Church’s official Chronicler of Events for this investigation.

I opened my mouth to protest.

Umberto groaned audibly.

“You’re assigning us a chronicler?” he said, as if Tufulla had just handed him a newborn. “Do you know how much danger I personally attract? Do you want this poor man exploded before he even finishes a foreword?

I don’t explode easily,” I offered, though this was an untested theory.

Great,” Umberto muttered. “Now I have to worry about the narrative getting cut short.

Then, under his breath:

Come along then, Chronicler. Try not to die while taking notes.” Each of them had taken something from the shelves and racks adorning the walls of the room. 

So. An investigation. You want us to check out Nelb and see what’s going on?” Trunch looked at Tufulla. 

Tufulla surveyed the collection of people in front of him “Poke around, see if my suspicions are correct. Gather whatever evidence you can. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn’t deserve it,” he glanced nervously at Umberto. 

Wikis’ eyes narrowed. “What if they do deserve it?” She was testing the tension of a bow.

Get what information you can from them and deal with them the way you think necessary.”

My favorite kind of investigation” came a voice from the shadows. I flinched, almost forgetting Yak was there.

Tufulla turned to me “When you arrive, take them up to Brandt’s house – he’ll fill you in with more details.” I looked at him pleadingly, quietly begging him to reconsider leaving my life in the hands of this lot.

I’m sure they’ll keep you safe,” Tufulla said, casting his eyes around the room. “Probably.

I’ve heard more convincing reassurances from cheese merchants.

So, can I assume you’ll accept?” Tufulla asked them with a raised eyebrow.

There was another moment of silence. I looked around. This was it, I thought. This was where they said no. Thanked the priest, put their new toys back on the shelves, and went somewhere less fatal.

But no.

They agreed. One by one, without drama. No fanfare. No oaths.

Just that quiet, strange energy they all carry—the kind that makes you think maybe destiny is less about fate, and more about who’s too stubborn to walk away.

We climbed the stairs from the cathedral basement in silence, boots echoing off stone.

No one said it aloud, but we all felt it: the shift. Whatever this had started as, it was something else now.

Outside, morning had settled into itself. Dawnsheart bustled in the distance with the ignorant cheer of a town not yet caught up to the chaos inside its most sacred walls.

We exited the cathedral, one by one.

I followed last, with the kind of reluctance that wasn’t about fear of injury, but of inevitability. I’d seen enough in the past day to know what followed this group wasn’t just danger.

It was chaos. Messy, relentless, inconvenient chaos.

And I wasn’t ready for it.

Tufulla remained behind, already crossing the nave with quiet determination, moving through fractured light and fractured things. Broken glass scattered across the floor. Cracked pews leaning like wounded men. The deep, red marks that no scrubbing would fully erase. And the bodies of two fallen Readers, still shrouded in silence and duty.

There would be rituals. There would be questions.

But not yet.

We turned toward the stables. The plan was simple: hire a cart. Head to Nelb.

It didn’t feel like much of a plan.

But it was something.

Halfway across the town square, Umberto, nudged Yak with the subtlety of a falling brick.

Who’s the fairy?” he muttered, eyes narrowing.

Yak shrugged without looking up, hands tucked casually into his sleeves.

Not really sure,” he said, as if it weren’t worth investigating further.

Then, without ceremony, he produced a pastry from one of those same sleeves and took a thoughtful bite.

And honestly?

That felt about right.

She had appeared in the middle of a crisis, brandishing bagpipes and biting insults, and somehow never left. Like a song that had started playing during a fight and inexplicably became the theme tune.

She was, by all appearances, chaos given wings.
And for this particular group?

She fit perfectly.