Chronicles of Klept: Chapter XXVIII
Tales of dragon attacks often speak of villages wiped out in seconds. In this moment I understood. It’s not that dragonfire is fast. It’s the sound. A choked and pressurized shriek, combined with the roar of wrathful flame. It changes the air pressure. It’s paralyzing and it’s immobilizing. It’s not the speed of the fire that kills you. It’s the part where you can’t move. Well. Also the speed.
To be clear – dragonfire is incredibly fast.
The air was thick with ash and smoke. The smell of scorched timber and blistering stone clung to everything. The heat wasn’t just oppressive, it was hostile. It singed nose hairs from dozens of feet away. My eyes stung, they felt like dried peas rolling in their sockets. My head pounded from pressure and dehydration, as all the moisture in the square seemed to vanish in seconds. Every ounce of my existence told me to move. To run.
But I couldn’t.
The shriek of the air, the roar of the flames, the rumble of collapsing buildings — all of it conspired to hold us in place, as fire devoured the square.
It swept through like an unimpeded horde: relentless, consuming, and utterly merciless.
Flames licked the window frame and danced across the jagged remnants of shattered glass. Heat rose from the furniture around us, as if it might ignite from proximity alone. Travok didn’t move. His knuckles whitened around the head of his cane, but his eyes — dry and unblinking — never left the square.
He stood the way statues do: silent, still, and carved from something heavier than stone. My body begged me to curl inward, to collapse and let the heat pass over like wind through wheat. But I couldn’t.
If we lived, someone needed to remember it correctly.
The fire smothered everything. Building facades, shopfronts, market stalls, carts — all vanished in a heartbeat.
This wasn’t a blaze. Not a slow, creeping house fire from a spell gone awry or a mishap at the forge. This was an instant, ungodly inferno.
Seconds later, the dragon paused — only to beat its wings.
And the flames surged higher. Brighter. Hotter. It lowered its head, scales rippling in the firelight, gold-and-black eyes gleaming amid the ruin. Neck outstretched, snout just feet above the cobblestone — as if lowering itself to the level of mere mortals.
Then it spoke. Voice like stone grinding against stone. To all who were watching.
“This you have brought upon yourselves. This is personal — my judgment, delivered to a select few. But soon, Lord Ieoyoch will rise, and his wrath will not be so precise. His wrath will consume this city and the entire valley.”
The roar and crackle of fire momentarily gave way to thick, choking smoke. There were no screams. Only heavy sobs. Mournful whimpers.
“Fuck you, you overgrown lizard.”
From behind a blistered pillar, Day stepped into view — ash-covered, braid ruined, and absolutely done. He coughed, “Too much talk.”
The dragon’s head snapped toward him, incredulous, it’s voice sharp, “You dare…”
Din stumbled out from behind a crumbling wall, breastplate glowing red-hot.
“Warm. Getting warm,” he gasped, fumbling at the buckles.
Umberto and Trunch sprinted in from opposite sides. Heaving a nearby barrel between them, they doused Din in one chaotic motion — water sloshing everywhere.
A hiss. A squeal. Steam engulfed the trio.
“Gods, it’s hot!” Umberto shouted from within the cloud.
“It’s so hot!”
The dragon beat its wings again — a gust that fed the flames like bellows on a forge. The temperature spiked. Fire found a second wind. Smoke and steam parted across the square in a sudden, searing breath.
Umberto hefted his axe. His mohawk, once proud and defiant, now resembled the battered bristles of the Goblin’s Grin’s old broom. Calling the scorched scrap of fabric around his waist a ‘loincloth’ was generous at best.
Next to him, Din, soaked and steaming, slammed a gauntleted fist to his chest. The breastplate, softened by heat, dented with a clang. Above him, a shimmering anvil appeared, pulsing with divine energy.
Trunch straightened beside him, robes scorched, face streaked with sweat and soot. His eyes narrowed. Magic crackled at his fingertips, eager and bitter.
Day strolled across the square to join them, ash falling around him like snow. A shadowy blade coalesced in his hand as he walked — slow, deliberate, burning with focus.
Then Yak emerged from a bakery, pushing open the soot-smeared door as smoke billowed behind him. He plucked a flaming pastry from a melted display tray, blew it out with a puff, and took a bite.
“Yo,” he called to the group, mouth full, “these are so much better when they’re hot—”
He paused. Looked up. Saw the dragon.
“Oh shit. We’re still doing this?”
The pastry hit the cobbles. Another dagger appeared in his hand. I don’t think anyone knew where it came from.
The slow grind of stone followed — the sound of the dragon sneering.
“Insolent. Insignificant.” It rose — towering, terrible. “They won’t sing of you in ballads. You won’t be remembered.”
It opened its mouth. And the sound it made…
Imagine a child trying to suck the last drops of juice through a cracked straw — that desperate, sputtering inhale. Only this one was much louder and it came with a growing glow in its throat.
A light that promised to end everything.
Umberto growled.
Din scowled.
Yak choked slightly on a pastry flake.
The air pressure shifted.
Then — a whistle.
Short. Sharp. Attention-grabbing.
A roar. A shriek.
The inhale cut short.
The ember in its throat — snuffed out.
The dragon’s head thrashed violently — an arrow buried deep in its right eye.
Another roar. Angrier. Venomous.
On a nearby rooftop, Wikis reloaded.
Then, a puff of glitter. The dragon’s head slumped — briefly.
“Now, you idiots!” Carrie wailed. “Get in close! Stay tight!”
The group surged forward, striking at legs, underbelly, tail — everything they could reach with reckless, furious precision. The dragon thrashed blindly, tail whipping, claws tearing at shattered cobblestones — but they were too close. Too deep beneath it. It couldn’t get the angle. Couldn’t get the position. Couldn’t breathe.
They were cutting in, ducking between broken bits of the fountain, striking fast and ducking faster.
They weren’t winning.
They were surviving harder.
Carrie, one wing clearly crumpled, was still somehow airborne, her bagpipes shrieking in defiance, blasting directly into the dragon’s ear-hole region (assuming dragons have those). She shouted insults between wheezes and notes, her face smeared with soot and pure spite.
Arrows kept flying. Each perfectly timed, perfectly placed. The dragon recoiled with each one, but there was no time to track them.
And then —
“YES!”
I jumped a foot in the air as Travok slammed his fist into the table beside me, teeth bared in a grin wide enough to split his beard. “They’ve got it!” he bellowed, pounding the table again. “The beast is off balance! LOOK AT THEM GO!” He was sweating. Trembling. His cane thumped the floor with every blow they landed. It occurred to me this might be the closest thing to joy he’d felt in a very, very long time.
The dragon realized what was happening too late — a combination of arrogance and underestimation
With a surge of its hind legs, it tried to take to the sky — wings straining, talons scraping for purchase.
An arrow thudded deep into its neck.
Trailing it, a rope.
From the rooftop, Wikis leapt. She swung in a low arc beneath the dragon’s throat — her unexpected weight yanking it downward mid-ascent. She released the rope at just the right moment, flipping up and over the other side. A flash of steel. Her dagger tore through the webbing of its wing like a pirate slashing down a sail.
The dragon screeched, flight faltering.
It tried to lift again — unbalanced, one wing dragging.
“Din! Now!” Day shouted, jamming his sword into the base of the dragon’s tail.
A shimmering anvil appeared midair. It dropped, fast and brutal, onto the hilt of Day’s blade, driving it several inches into the stone below. The tail pinned, the dragon shrieked — a sound so raw, so jagged, it felt like claws raked across your soul.
The group surged. The dragon scrambled — wings flailing, claws gouging the scorched stone, eyes wild. The wrath was gone now. No seething vitriol. No divine fury. For the first time in its entire existence — it was afraid.
It gave one final, desperate push.
There was a sickening tear.
The blade stayed lodged in the ground. Its tail did not.
With a howl of pain, it beat its mangled wings — rising clumsily into the air. The webbing of one wing flapped uselessly, shredded and torn.
“You’re not fucking leaving!” Umberto roared.
He hurled his axe. It spun once, twice, and buried deep in the dragon’s chest. The beast dropped several feet – flailing midair, just as a massive figure exploded into the square.
Az.
He bounded forward, leapt from a pile of rubble, and swung. His huge axe arced up and over, and then down, cleaving into the dragon’s throat.
The creature crashed to the ground. Hard. Dust exploded. Stone cracked. Its body convulsed … then stilled.
Carrie fluttered down and forward, wings crooked and bruised, blackened by soot. She hovered beside the dragon’s remaining eye, now wide and dimming.
The firelight flickered in its fading pupil. She reached to her bagpipes, blew a single, mournful note.
Then leaned close. Nose to lid. Frowned. Disappointed.
“So weak,” she said.
The dragon’s final exhale was long and slow.
The group sank, crashed and slumped onto the cobbles and hunks of scattered debris. Breathing heavily – clutching at ribs, shoulders and stomachs. Two bottles were quickly passed around, one a healing potion – brewed to speed the closure of wounds, the other – one of Yak’s concoctions – brewed to assist with … everything and anything else. The square smouldered with the crackle and pop of flames, some beginning to fade but many still furiously burning. The hiss of heated stone, the creaking of metal expanding in the heat. The cracking and crashing of beams, turned to charcoal and ash, crashing down. And then, finally, the slow rise of urgent shouts — as realization dawned, and people began to move. Rushing into the square dousing flames, dragging away the injured and deceased. Everyone wordlessly nodding their thanks and respects to the group sitting exhausted in the center of it all. Wikis poking the dragon with the tip of her bow every few seconds – just to be sure.
I cautiously made my way across the square, doing my best to avoid open flame and glowing embers — on account of the highly flammable robes.
“So that’s a dragon,” Din groaned, loosening his armour just enough to let some air through.
“It is the greatest honour – to fight a dragon,” Az said, his eyes slowly moving over the mound of red scales. “You guys get all the fun.”
Yak grimaced, shifting a bloodied hand to staunch a wound at his side.
“Yeah, fun,” he winced. “That’s exactly what that was.”
“Amazing.” Was all I could muster.
“Finally come out of hiding have you?” Carrie called out. She was trying to pry a scale loose from the dragon’s neck.
Umberto turned to me — eyes still wide, still salivating, calmer but not yet what I’d describe as approachable.
“You better have chronicled that,” he snapped. “Precise, accurate — and with the appropriate exaggerations.” He stepped closer and jabbed me in the chest with a stubby, blackened, very burnt finger. “It needs to be fucking epic.”
Trunch turned to me “Klept, is everyone in Tufulla’s office okay?”
“I think so,” I replied. “They all went down into the cache, in the church, where Tufulla keeps the White Raven equipment.” I shook my head the sight of a felled dragon just a few feet away was anxiety inducing in a way I couldn’t explain. “Travok went down to check. I’m sure they’re all safe down there.”
As if on cue, Tufulla appeared on the church steps with Redmond and Osman in tow.
“Divinely impeccable timing,” I muttered, shaking my head in quiet bewilderment.
They began making their way across the square toward us, but a guard intercepted them.
“Mayor Tufulla, sir — your honour,” the guard stammered, clearly untrained for a situation like this.
“Hmmm?” Tufulla blinked, then glanced around. “Ah, yes. Mayor. Duties.”
He clasped the guard’s hand with the kind of gentle sincerity only a man of the cloth could muster, then shifted smoothly into command. “Healers. Find as many as you can, quickly. Have them tend to the wounded. Round up whoever’s able to search the buildings. The rest, help contain the fires.” Compared to our former mayor, Lord Roddrick, he was grace under pressure.Though I suspect that was the High Reader speaking — not the Mayor, who I’d seen just days earlier become visibly agitated while trying to distinguish between a clerical invoice and a lunch order.
Tufulla, Redmond, and Osman crossed the square toward us. As they passed a splintered bench still flickering with flame, Tufulla gestured lightly — and with a ripple of divine magic, the fire hissed out.
A few more embers ahead met the same fate. Trunch raised an eyebrow.
Tufulla caught the look and winked.
“Church sermons land better when a dozen candles suddenly light or snuff out on cue. Makes the whole thing feel more compelling.”
He joined us at the dragon’s side, surveying the scorched square — still smouldering, still groaning with heat. Redmond and Osman hovered behind, Redmond already directing a few guards with clipped efficiency.
Umberto approached Osman with an expression I’d never seen before: calm, deliberate, even… gentle?
That alone should’ve been warning enough.
But I was tired. Distracted. Possibly concussed.
He slowed his pace, then placed a hand gently on Osman’s arm — the way you might if speaking to a very small child. Or a particularly nervous goat.
“Are you okay?” he asked, enunciating with painful care.
Osman blinked. “Yes?”
Umberto nodded solemnly. “It’s okay. We took care of it.”
Carrie turned red and snorted.
The rest of the group looked around, confused.
Even Redmond frowned — which is impressive, considering that’s his default expression.
“What’s going on?” Redmond asked, stepping forward. “What’s the matter with you?”
Umberto turned to him, still using the same patronizing tone — but now at a volume typically reserved for town criers or angry fruit vendors.
“It’s okay,” he said, loud enough for half the square to hear. “Klept told me about his… condition. I think it’s noble that you accept him in your order, given what he’s had to overcome.”
He turned back to Osman, who had just enough time to look alarmed before Umberto clapped a soot-blackened hand on his shoulder and said, with absolute confidence:
“You’re safe now.”
Then he walked away — nodding to himself like a man who had just prevented a disaster only he was aware of.
Din watched him go, visibly trying to process the exchange. “What the fuck is going on?” He asked.
Carrie fluttered over and whispered in his ear, failing to hold back giggles and snorts as she did so. Din blinked and looked over at me. I offered a light shrug.
He exhaled. Placed a hand on his temple.
“Oh gods,” he muttered.
Osman turned to me, wide-eyed. “I have a condition?”
I sighed, straightening a piece of debris that didn’t really need straightening.
“Well… he seems to think so. I’m not entirely sure why.”
I dusted off my robes. “I find it’s best just to nod and let him feel heroic.”
I patted him on the shoulder and followed Umberto in joining the group.
“We don’t have time to rest,” Day said looking at the beam of light coming from the mountains. “Whatever is going to happen, it’s already undway.”
Tufulla nodded solemnly. “Agreed. Go to the castle. I’ll send whatever men I can spare — though,” he glanced around at the ruined buildings, the injured civilians, the exhausted volunteers, “it may be fewer than we planned. And later.”
There were no objections. No complaints. Just tight nods and drawn breath. Din’s beard rose slightly as he uttered a light prayer, wounds and bruises on his friends healed slightly. Carrie twirled above raining down glitter that vanished just as it reached heads and shoulders. The group suddenly stood straighter – looked fresher, more energized. She clapped and nodded as if to congratulate herself.
Behind us, Svaang, Hothar, Travok and Yun had already begun helping — dragging beams aside, organizing buckets, lifting the wounded. Travok barked something unintelligible and raised his cane in the air like a sword before returning to the labour with a stubborn intensity.
Across the square I caught sight of Brenne. She emerged from the church doors, took in the square… and turned silently back inside. I could just make out her silhouette through the open doorway, kneeling before the altar. Head bowed. Hands trembling. Lips moving in wordless prayer.
“We need to move” Umberto barked, “Now.”
Wikis was gathering arrows from around the felled dragon. Sighting and running her fingers along shafts and fletching. She tossed several aside and stuffed others into her quiver.
“Yeah – but what about that?” She asked pointing at the dragon.
The group looked the scaly mountain over before Az shrugged.
“I can watch it for a while if you like.” He said.
“I’ll pay you to guard it.” Din said
“No need – just let me have that.” the orc pointed to it’s back. He strode over to the fallen dragon, wrapped one massive hand around the thick leather girth strap, and ripped the saddle clean off its back with a grunt.
“What do you want with that?” Carrie asked, wiping soot from her cheek.
He slung it over one shoulder like it weighed nothing and gave a grin. “Strap it to the top of the keg. Make it real comfy to sit on.”
There were nods of approval as a dozen individuals mentally pictured a huge orc, sitting on a keg, in a saddle made for a dragon, outside a small pub in a dark alleyway.
“I have no objections to that at all.” Din said smiling.
“I’ll give you 25,000 gold. Now. For the dragon corpse. The orc can keep the saddle.”
Everyone turned.
Harmond of Harmond’s Beastly Bits sat at the edge of the square, confined to a chair that was part chair, part cart that looked far more expensive than any warhorse. His wide-brimmed hat was tilted low, his eyes gleaming beneath the brim like a man who’d just spotted a lifetime supply of merchandise. He spoke, and his voice carried a thick, rolling accent that sounded accustomed to giving orders in vast, open landscapes.
“The whole thing,” he drawled, stepping forward and gesturing to the still-smoking corpse of the dragon. “Teeth, bones, blood, glands, hide—by the Prophet’s shiny toenails, especially the hide. It’s fresh, it’s rare, and it’s mine.”
One of his men pushed him around as he inspected the body.
“Ahhh. You’ve done quite a bit of damage to some of the more valuable areas – let’s make it 20,000.”
Umberto wiped blood and sweat from his brow. “You’re buying the corpse?”
“I want to buy artistic rights to the corpse,” Harmond said, already pulling parchment from inside his vest. “Gold. And custom work. Anything you want—armor, jewelry, boots, potion vials, wind chimes—”
“Wind chimes?” Carrie blinked.
“I’m very creative.”
Din stepped forward, resting his warhammer on one shoulder. “You can have it,” he said, “on one condition.”
“Done.”
“You haven’t heard it yet.”
“I don’t care.”
Din raised an eyebrow. “We keep the head. And the heart. The head is going above the hearth at the Grin.”
Harmond hesitated – only slightly, and smiled “Fine. I’ll prepare it for you myself. But I take 5,000 off my offer”
“Done,” Din said flatly.
A blood curdling scream pierced the night air. It didn’t come from any of the wounded, or from any bystander or person in the square.
It came from the rooftops above.
Every head turned.
On the rooftop opposite the fountain stood a figure — firelight silhouetting her against the dark, starless sky. A woman. Cloak torn. Hair wild. Hands clenched in rage. She screamed again, a sound soaked in anguish and fury. Then she pointed at the dragon. At everyone.
“What have you done? You’ll pay for this.”
Then she vanished, like smoke pulled into nothing.
Yun ran forward, arm outstretched to the rooftop, breath catching, face pale.
“…Adina?” The name was barely a whisper.
Carrie touched her shoulder gently, wings still scorched from fire.
“That’s not her,” she said softly. “Not anymore. Adina’s gone. They took her, when you were in the castle. She’s Naida now. And she’s dangerous.”
Yun didn’t speak right away. She just stared at the rooftop where the figure had stood.
Then, quietly:
“I know.”
She took a breath that trembled at the edges. “The last time we saw her… Dominic brought her to us. Like a trophy. She didn’t smile. Didn’t speak. Just stared — like we were strangers. Enemies.” Her voice cracked, but she kept going. “There was no love in her eyes. Only anger. Hatred. And he… he was so proud of it. Like breaking her had been some kind of gift.” She paused briefly to look at each of her former party; Svaang, Travok, Hothar – each of thm nodded solemnly, “We knew then. She was gone.” she continued. “Adina never survived that castle.”
A long silence followed, broken only by the soft crackle of dying fire and the distant thrum of wind.
And then, of course…
Harmond clapped.
“Well, she didn’t seem happy — whoever she was I take it that was your doing.”
He looked around the square, eyes wide with theatrical concern until they landed on Din — and were promptly joined by an equally wide grin.
“A deal’s a deal, right? You took down the beast. It’s your kill. I’m buying it off you — and I’ll throw in something special, just because I like your style.”
He whispered to an attendant who promptly stood next to each of the group, sized them up and jotted some figures down on a piece of parchment.
“Call it a reward for your efforts.” He looked back up at the rooftop where Naida had just vanished. “I have a feeling you’re going to be quite busy.” He looked out beyond the city walls to the beam of light in the distance. “And, if I did hear what I thinkI just heard, you’re heading off to the old Ieyoch castle ruins.” He eyed the group hungrily. “Bring me back any … beastly bits you find along the way and I’ll make it worth your while.”
He handed Din a heavy pouch of gold with one hand and shook with the other.
“A pleasure.” Then, with a signal to his men, ropes began looping over the dragon’s body — already being hauled away as Harmond called over his shoulder: “This feels like the beginning of a very profitable relationship.”
Din glanced down.
There was something else in his hand. A small square of tanned hide — likely amphibian — that reeked faintly of leather oil and ambition. Something had been written on it.
Harmond’s Beastly Bits
Teeth. Glands. Hide. Heart.
No part wasted. No questions asked.
Din blinked.
I leaned in. “What is it?”
“I’m… not really sure,” Din replied, turning it over in his fingers. “I think it’s a business card.”
“Does it say anything about wind chimes?” Carrie asked.
Before Din could respond, Wikis cut in, sharp and focused.
“We need to move. Now. If we’re going to stop whatever it is they’re doing up there—” she pointed toward the mountains, to the beam of pale light still pulsing above the castle ruins, “—we’re already late.”
Tufulla stepped forward. His voice was calm, but heavy. “Yes. Go,” he said, nodding. “We’ll take care of things here. We’ll send whatever backup we can, as soon as we can.”
“Don’t forget,” Trunch added, brushing ash off his coat. “We don’t know what’s waiting there. A little help might be nice.”
“We’ll send someone as soon as we can spare them,” Redmond replied.
Umberto clapped a hand on my shoulder. “Come on, chronicler. You can workshop your version of the dragon fight on the way — just make sure it’s enough to make Barbara blush.”
“I don’t think dragon battles are really her genre,” I muttered.
“They are now,” he growled.
Ahead of us, Day was already moving. “If the stumps really are part of a teleportation network, it’s the fastest way to get there.”
“But we still don’t know how they work!” Carrie called after him.
“I’ve been thinking about that.” Trunch said casually, already peeling off from the group. “I have an idea. Meet you at the C.A.R.T. stand by the west gate. Ten minutes. Grab whatever you can from the Grin.”
Fifteen minutes later, we were on the move.
Burnt, bruised, and half-conscious, we slumped on the back of a transport cart — rattling faster than anyone would recommend, with Yak at the reins, shouting encouragement to the horses in three different languages. Two of which, I’m fairly certain, were made up.
Too exhausted to rest. Too shaken to talk. We sat white-knuckled and bleary-eyed in silence as the cart jolted violently beneath us.
The city smouldered behind us.
The castle waited ahead. Somehow, Trunch had fallen asleep — mouth open, head lolling, snoring like a contented stormcloud. In one hand, he clutched a small leather pouch.Even in sleep, he held it tightly.
Like whatever it was… mattered.










